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I think it's time for this guy to be done with NT...Originally Posted by iLLbanianKid13
We dont divorce in my country, she decided to replace herself with her sister. I agreed.Originally Posted by jumpmankb
How much are you paying for the divorce?Originally Posted by iLLbanianKid13
Yeah but I still use lame lines here and there when I'm smacked and I just talk to random people. I'm real funny when i'm high atleast thats what people have told me.
I paid 40 G's for my wife.
Originally Posted by iLLbanianKid13
"I had a double angus burger last night, it filled me up like a black man would"
we got beef?Originally Posted by The Yes Guy
I think it's time for this guy to be done with NT...Originally Posted by iLLbanianKid13
We dont divorce in my country, she decided to replace herself with her sister. I agreed.Originally Posted by jumpmankb
How much are you paying for the divorce?
Originally Posted by Patrick Bateman
three2three wrote:
ill steelo wrote:
Smashed that weekend.
Originally Posted by DC Groova
Most girls usually go out in at least pairs, so when you spot 2 do as follow: Walk up to the "uglier" one and say "Do you like to dance? (and if she says yes) say: Well then, could you go dance so I can talk to your friend?" and it's a wrap
Originally Posted by iLLbanianKid13
we got beef?Originally Posted by The Yes Guy
I think it's time for this guy to be done with NT...Originally Posted by iLLbanianKid13
We dont divorce in my country, she decided to replace herself with her sister. I agreed.
Originally Posted by Mycoldyourdone
what has 42 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk?
my zipper.
Originally Posted by The Yes Guy
I think it's time for this guy to be done with NT...Originally Posted by iLLbanianKid13
We dont divorce in my country, she decided to replace herself with her sister. I agreed.Originally Posted by jumpmankb
How much are you paying for the divorce?
Originally Posted by Club 27
Originally Posted by DC Groova
Most girls usually go out in at least pairs, so when you spot 2 do as follow: Walk up to the "uglier" one and say "Do you like to dance? (and if she says yes) say: Well then, could you go dance so I can talk to your friend?" and it's a wrap
No.
What country?Originally Posted by iLLbanianKid13
We dont divorce in my country, she decided to replace herself with her sister. I agreed.Originally Posted by jumpmankb
How much are you paying for the divorce?Originally Posted by iLLbanianKid13
Yeah but I still use lame lines here and there when I'm smacked and I just talk to random people. I'm real funny when i'm high atleast thats what people have told me.
I paid 40 G's for my wife.
It is. In most cases, it'll backfire...Her ugly friend would just pull her awayOriginally Posted by DanzInRealLife
Bro. C'mon. That's such a **** move.Originally Posted by Club 27
No.Originally Posted by DC Groova
Most girls usually go out in at least pairs, so when you spot 2 do as follow: Walk up to the "uglier" one and say "Do you like to dance? (and if she says yes) say: Well then, could you go dance so I can talk to your friend?" and it's a wrap
So, what are you doing tonight? Besides me.
Originally Posted by Sundizzle
Shouldn't it go more like??
You: Guess what material this is? (Touch your shirt/chest)
Her: Cotton? (What the is polyester haha what sort of chicks you meeting)
You: Nope, boyfriend material.
Originally Posted by MrYoungMoney
I haven't used a pick up line since I was like 15?
Anways, it went a little something like this...
Me:How are you doing?
Her:Fine
Me: I asked how you're doing, not how you looked(;
Exactly like that...
I was a kid, what can I say?
Originally Posted by Tom Robinson
I got a friend who IMed females telling them "hey i like you" and one of them wrote "hey i like you too" and they've been going out for I think 2 years now lol
Originally Posted by MrYoungMoney
I haven't used a pick up line since I was like 15?
Anways, it went a little something like this...
Me:How are you doing?
Her:Fine
Me: I asked how you're doing, not how you looked(;
Exactly like that...
I was a kid, what can I say?
Originally Posted by cornzilla
Me: Can I get a picture of you
Her: Why?
Me: So I can show santa what I want for Christmas.