Post The Random Things You Do

[horchata kid]

- Pretend I'm kicking an invisible soccer ball, kinda helped some technique.
- Switch songs on my ipod after about 10 seconds of listening to it

 

[thasoleful1]

i get my madden juke move on when theres a crowd of ppl

some ppl look at me like im crazy

 

[jfmartimcdandruff]

Originally Posted by seventh letter


- Do random spin moves trying to avoid an invisible defender

i sorta do that lol

Except i run around the house juking the table, lamp, and then cutting into the kitchen lol. Then I run up the stairs and I'm like "He's going allthe way...20...10....touchdown!" when i reach the top

 

[djprestige21]

Pull my penis out in front of people in groups of 5.

 

[atlien seeko]

Originally Posted by seventh letter

Another one:

When I use those urinals with the holes.. like this:

I try to aim it in the holes

My aim is on point post age 8

Am I the only person who thought the shape of those holes looks like..... Nevermind

 

[imperialh8]

- I acronym everything to what I think it is (license plates, organizations, Random letters on street signs)

- I have to see 12:34 either pm or am

- If there is some object to stand on and I'm waiting for something, I put one foot on it, lean forward like a lunge and I hold a mic up like I'm infront of a crowd either rapping or screaming into an invisible mic (the metal head in me coming out)

- I cross over people with an invisible ball from a distance.

- I replace lyrics in songs

- Everything has to be lined up evenly.

- I stretch a when I eat (spread my arms high, flex)

- If there is a Douche bag tailgating me and changes lanes to get ahead in front of me, I will switch lanes after he passes me up and speed up until he getsbehind another slow car and I box him in with another car in front of him. I act like nothing and if it's timed well it sweet because the punk is boxed infor a while.(does this make sense, hopefully I explained it well)

 

[notoriuswes]

Originally Posted by AG 47

Originally Posted by iBlink

ProduccionFrescos wrote:

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[color= rgb(255, 0, 0)]When I'm draining the vein, I flush the toilet then I try to finish before all the water goes down.. 9/10 I gotta flush the toilet twice[/color]

I thought I was the only one!

When I walk, I try to walk on even sections of the sidewalk, like two feet for every square....i hate it, but I must do it.
I do the dunk....at the top of door things
when i walk pass a wall or something...i smack it like an *** as i go by
When i get new stuff....i interview my self and show off my house to myself like im on cribs
crack jokes on everyone i know because they never crack one back good enough
or they're too scared to say something
play with my ear
randomly laugh
procrastinate bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbaaaaaaaaaaaadddddddddddd
constantly have a song in my head

 

[garnerking23]

-slap the top of doorways
-shoot my classwork in the trash can(me and all the guys in class do it be competing and junk haha)
-^block other people's shots out of nowhere
-dunk on random people in the hallway
-in crowds i swear be getting my marshall faulk onrunning and juking one way then spining of dudes people look at me like the @#!$?
-freestyle in the shower or i act like im in a video or on stage
-look at everyone's shoes (i know im not the only one)
-i front like im a guard when i play by myself and with friends knowing im a forward smh
-retie my shoes even if there tied

 

[indiespice]

Originally Posted by iBlink

Originally Posted by ProduccionFrescos

[color= rgb(255, 0, 0)]When I'm draining the vein, I flush the toilet then I try to finish before all the water goes down.. 9/10 I gotta flush the toilet twice[/color]

I thought I was the only one!

SAME!

 

[brettthejett]

I knew I wasn't alone.


-find the definition of every word I've never seen used.
-WIKIPEDIA anything that is unfamiliar to me (people, places, objects, science, politics, current events, music, popular culture).
-consistently and subconsciously rub my face like i have a streaming beard.
-cough when I'm nervous, or about to defend my position in an argument
-check my phone to see if I have a new message/notification even though I'm fully aware there isn't
-constant AIR GUITAR and pretending I can sing/rock out frontman style


-take a long $%% shower every morning to the point where I'm accused by the house hold members of wanking in the bathroom every morning!! can anyone giveme a hell yeah on this one? LONG, HOT, COMFORTABLE, REFRESHING showers FTW!!!!!

 

[rico7jt]

Damn funny ..

 

[Pmighty]

-i say gucci when i do somethin good or when somethin good happens
-i have a habit of somehow finding a way to disagree wth most of the people i talk to

-sometimes i call my v-mail to make sure my phone is still on if it didnt ring all day

-refer to females i associate with as ms(last name)/ or ms lady

-look at everyone's shoes (i know im not the only one)
thats not random last time i checked this is nt

 

[aveezythebeast]

invisible basketball lol

Yees!

yo if you train your kid to slap the door tops when hes younger, he'll have mad hops, dunkin freshman year

 

[winstondon]

take my shirt off when i crap....

its like i start getting hot as hell
check my alarm 5 times before i go to sleep

 

[cadillacflow]

Take my shoes off while their tied at night.
Put them on while they are still tied in the morning.
Then un-tie them, and re-tie them.

 

[sick023]

when i put something in the microwave i go to the bathroom and pee and see if i make it back before it hits :00

 

[willapeer]

I always scare people, yell random nothings, i tend to talk to myself sometimes to.

 

[bb4 86]

-dunk on the top of doors
-cross over anything thats in my path while at the house
-always check my phone, even though i know i have no calls/messages
-stop the microwave before it hits :00
-use spell check on everything, even NT posts

and I'm surprised nobody has said this one...


-after i take a doo doo, i stand over it and admire what I've made before i flush it.

 

[face82]

Originally Posted by sick023


when i put something in the microwave i go to the bathroom and pee and see if i make it back before it hits :00

Lol I do this all the time

 

[mikescarn]

- Rate the drive-thru girls (1-10) based on their voice as theyre taking my order.... then laugh to myself about how off i was when i'm paying.
- Never use straws

- Always check the backseat of my car at night before I start driving (...

ever since i saw the yellow guy from sin city)
- Jab step followed by a quick pull-up J when i dispose of my trash

- Do the people's eyebrow when i'm reading something really closely (studying)

 

[mdwst9]

Originally Posted by LongRange3Ball

the volume in the car has to end on 5 or 0.

It has to be 15, 20, 25, 30. I CANT leave it on 16 or 23.


flip the pillow over when it gets hot on one side.


my alarm has to be either end either in :30 or :00.

i do this w/ the numbers too except mine has to end in an odd number preferably 5,7,15,27,23, or any odd number after that.

 

[bkmac]

Originally Posted by iBlink

Originally Posted by ProduccionFrescos

[color= rgb(255, 0, 0)]When I'm draining the vein, I flush the toilet then I try to finish before all the water goes down.. 9/10 I gotta flush the toilet twice[/color]

I thought I was the only one!

You guys are not alone

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- Slap the top of the doorways like everyone else.
-When I don't feel like talking to someone/get nervous, I start to drink water, or re-tie my shoes.
- I always turn the doorknob twice before putting in my key to open up to get into my house.
- I clean the bathroom up before I take a shower (put things back in its place and whatnot, not a full out cleaning job).
- Whenever I feel like I am going to forget something or feel the need to be reminded of something, I write it on my post-it and put it on my desk. (It may beto download a song, ask someone something, etc).
- Check my pockets for my cell phone, wallet, and/or keys all the time, even though I know they are secure. I even do it when they are in my jacket, allzippered up.

There is plenty more things that I do, but I can't think of them at the moment.

 

[dakid23]

when I'm bored I go into my closet and put on random fits and see how they look.
i do to

Slap the top of doorways

that too

When i go to a fast food joint i never use a lid for my drink just a straw....................

 

[crank lucas]

-I drink and leave the empty carton of juice/soda in the fringe
-I piss in the shower
-I wait till halftime of whatever game Im watching to do a little homework
-I have to have water running when Im talking a dump
-When I pick up my home phone I wait until the person mutters or says something to recognize who it is
-I watch channels on regular then switch it to hdtv just to feel the difference
-I switch into bball shorts the minute I get home
-When nobodys home I blast embarassing songs
-I put my pillow near the window to get it cold
-Then I put it between my legs and fall asleep
-I never eat the cookies in dunkaroos, just the cream
-My steering wheel becomes an imaginary drumset when Im driving

 

[loveofthegame916]

Originally Posted by seventh letter

- Slap the tops of doorways
- Shoot everything into the trashcan, I never walk up and drop it in (missing FTL!)
- Do random spin moves trying to avoid an invisible defender

That's all I can think of right now... post yours

color code my closet

Count stairs when I walk down em.

Catch the microwave before it hits :00

when I'm bored I go into my closet and put on random fits and see how they look

Most of the time somebody says anything to me, regardless of if i heard them or not, I say "huh"

flip the pillow over when it gets hot on one side.

Shoot everything into the trash, no matter where I am

WIKIPEDIA anything that is unfamiliar to me (people, places, objects, science, politics, current events, music, popular culture).

check my alarm 5 times before i go to sleep

Check my pockets for my cell phone, wallet, and/or keys all the time, even though I know they are secure. I even do it when they are in my jacket, all zippered up.

switch into bball shorts the minute I get home
I do all this