Post the weirdest place or situation where you've been hit on.

[starbury03]

Seriously, some people will just go for it anywhere or anytime. This is no MOM MEATLOAF! (bonus points if you get that one..) type situation. But forexample..I was at Walgreens getting some facewash, soap and deoderant. Well I also had some rubbers thrown in my purchase. Whatever..right? Well my cashier(who was NOT the most attractive human being of the opposite sex i've ever seen...) was ringing me up and all of a sudden she's like ."Gettinglucky tonight?" after she scans the rubbers. And I'm hesitantly reply "uhh...something like that." with like a little laugh or whatever. Andthen she turns it all around on me in a serious tone "In case you don't..my numbers on the receipt." Awkwaaaaaaaard.

Oh and i've been hit on in the bathroom. Straight

. What about youNT?

 

[nycbxbdby]

I was about 13 - 14 and my uncle tried to molest me ... pretty much pop a porn and ask if I was turned on, I said to my self +%% and responded I'm goodthen minutes later he said, do you want me to give you top and once again I said to myself +%% and ran to the kitchen picked up a knife and told him .. itchplease take me home or else Im stabbin you and then tellin why ...

he was my uncle so I never told, i should of .. to think he is a lawyer has a family and makes crazy l00t

 

[produccionfrescos]

Originally Posted by nycbxbdby

I was about 13 - 14 and my uncle tried to molest me ... pretty much pop a porn and ask if I was turned on, I said to my self +%% and responded I'm good then minutes later he said, do you want me to give you top and once again I said to myself +%% and ran to the kitchen picked up a knife and told him .. itch please take me home or else Im stabbin you and then tellin why ...

he was my uncle so I never told, i should of .. to think he is a lawyer has a family and makes crazy l00t

 

[solewoman]

Originally Posted by nycbxbdby

I was about 13 - 14 and my uncle tried to molest me ... pretty much pop a porn and ask if I was turned on, I said to my self +%% and responded I'm good then minutes later he said, do you want me to give you top and once again I said to myself +%% and ran to the kitchen picked up a knife and told him .. itch please take me home or else Im stabbin you and then tellin why ...

he was my uncle so I never told, i should of .. to think he is a lawyer has a family and makes crazy l00t

wow

poor kid. you shouldve told...who knows how many of your cousins or other lil kids hes tried that bs on. that dude has problems.

as for mine, i went to ca for christmas one time and my mom was having a christmas party she invited 2 guys over who she said would be "a good fit forme" #$!**. one was a mover and the other was a train operator...parent hookups ftl.

 

[starbury03]

That was the quickest 180 in a thread i've ever seen. That is some wild nasty stuff man. What a sick man.

 

[stocksandbonds85]

Originally Posted by nycbxbdby

I was about 13 - 14 and my uncle tried to molest me ... pretty much pop a porn and ask if I was turned on, I said to my self +%% and responded I'm good then minutes later he said, do you want me to give you top and once again I said to myself +%% and ran to the kitchen picked up a knife and told him .. itch please take me home or else Im stabbin you and then tellin why ...

he was my uncle so I never told, i should of .. to think he is a lawyer has a family and makes crazy l00t

You should set him up so he can go to jail this time

 

[kaycurrency]

-Katt Williams-"I probably wouldnt have told that...."



nah, but my girls cousin hits on me all the time....even infront of my girl....smh

 

[blackmagnus514]

No BS.

I was working Security in a Gay Men's Health Clinic in NYC on 24th and 6th Avenue. I didnt really trip out because I had bills and $%+ and i needed thecash. I dont agree with the lifestyle or w/e but I just kept it to myself that night.

So I go up to watch them cats eat dinner and it was like a Sodomite conventions. Dudes rubbing on each other, gallavanting and $%+. Two dudes even kissed onthe mouth...I was just nauseated and wanted to go to another post. The other guard laughed @ me and said to thug it out. So I see this old fat Latino and dukeis talking flagrant like "I LOOOOOOOOVEEEE men too much." I wanted to laugh right there in his face...but it was truly pathetic because ALL of thosemen in there had HIV...

So the person who worked there was some fat "creature"...i was so off by the whole experience that i didnt notice an Adam's Apple...the personkept hitting me telling me how "she" knows i get girls or some other $%+ like that..and i'm like "uh-huh yeah w/e"...other guard tellsme "it" was a "it"

I got my check the next week and it made up for it. NH

 

[kaycurrency]

Originally Posted by SoleWoman

Originally Posted by nycbxbdby

I was about 13 - 14 and my uncle tried to molest me ... pretty much pop a porn and ask if I was turned on, I said to my self +%% and responded I'm good then minutes later he said, do you want me to give you top and once again I said to myself +%% and ran to the kitchen picked up a knife and told him .. itch please take me home or else Im stabbin you and then tellin why ...

he was my uncle so I never told, i should of .. to think he is a lawyer has a family and makes crazy l00t

wow

poor kid. you shouldve told...who knows how many of your cousins or other lil kids hes tried that bs on. that dude has problems.

as for mine, i went to ca for christmas one time and my mom was having a christmas party she invited 2 guys over who she said would be "a good fit for me" #$!**. one was a mover and the other was a train operator...parent hookups ftl.

If you meant Train engineer.....THEY MAKE BANK! im talkin 80k-120k a year...you should have kept him as a dip atleast

 

[cobra kai]

[color= rgb(255, 204, 0)]Aye... Trying on pants at the gap and dude asked me how I liked the fit, I wentto checkout and he proceeded to ask for my number. Is the gap an accepted gay mans store?[/color]

 

[thehavik]

At work....



I was a chef at a retirement home

She said she liked young, dark meat.

 

[solewoman]

Originally Posted by KayCurrency

Originally Posted by SoleWoman

Originally Posted by nycbxbdby

I was about 13 - 14 and my uncle tried to molest me ... pretty much pop a porn and ask if I was turned on, I said to my self +%% and responded I'm good then minutes later he said, do you want me to give you top and once again I said to myself +%% and ran to the kitchen picked up a knife and told him .. itch please take me home or else Im stabbin you and then tellin why ...

he was my uncle so I never told, i should of .. to think he is a lawyer has a family and makes crazy l00t

wow

poor kid. you shouldve told...who knows how many of your cousins or other lil kids hes tried that bs on. that dude has problems.

as for mine, i went to ca for christmas one time and my mom was having a christmas party she invited 2 guys over who she said would be "a good fit for me" #$!**. one was a mover and the other was a train operator...parent hookups ftl.

If you meant Train engineer.....THEY MAKE BANK! im talkin 80k-120k a year...you should have kept him as a dip atleast

lol no. im not like that. i dont use guys for their money etc. yeah he was working for amtrak...which is where she works

 

[bdis1986]

Originally Posted by nycbxbdby

I was about 13 - 14 and my uncle tried to molest me ... pretty much pop a porn and ask if I was turned on, I said to my self +%% and responded I'm good then minutes later he said, do you want me to give you top and once again I said to myself +%% and ran to the kitchen picked up a knife and told him .. itch please take me home or else Im stabbin you and then tellin why ...

he was my uncle so I never told, i should of .. to think he is a lawyer has a family and makes crazy l00t

 

[nycbxbdby]

Originally Posted by KayCurrency

-Katt Williams-"I probably wouldnt have told that...."

I'm a grown man, my motto "the opinions of those that do not support me or pay my bills, do not matter" ....

It's called life ..

I never told for the sakes of his family, his wife is superb ....

 

[jamergrady]

Originally Posted by blackmagnus514

No BS.

I was working Security in a Gay Men's Health Clinic in NYC on 24th and 6th Avenue. I didnt really trip out because I had bills and $%+ and i needed the cash. I dont agree with the lifestyle or w/e but I just kept it to myself that night.

So I go up to watch them cats eat dinner and it was like a Sodomite conventions. Dudes rubbing on each other, gallavanting and $%+. Two dudes even kissed on the mouth...I was just nauseated and wanted to go to another post. The other guard laughed @ me and said to thug it out. So I see this old fat Latino and duke is talking flagrant like "I LOOOOOOOOVEEEE men too much." I wanted to laugh right there in his face...but it was truly pathetic because ALL of those men in there had HIV...

So the person who worked there was some fat "creature"...i was so off by the whole experience that i didnt notice an Adam's Apple...the person kept hitting me telling me how "she" knows i get girls or some other $%+ like that..and i'm like "uh-huh yeah w/e"...other guard tells me "it" was a "it"

I got my check the next week and it made up for it. NH

ayooooooo

 

[cq23]

'thick' borderline fat chick in gym was trying to get me to look at her thong.

i was like damn. aint no one wanna see that

 

[crank lucas]

Originally Posted by starbury03


Seriously, some people will just go for it anywhere or anytime. This is no MOM MEATLOAF! (bonus points if you get that one..) type situation. But for example..I was at Walgreens getting some facewash, soap and deoderant. Well I also had some rubbers thrown in my purchase. Whatever..right? Well my cashier (who was NOT the most attractive human being of the opposite sex i've ever seen...) was ringing me up and all of a sudden she's like ."Getting lucky tonight?" after she scans the rubbers. And I'm hesitantly reply "uhh...something like that." with like a little laugh or whatever. And then she turns it all around on me in a serious tone "In case you don't..my numbers on the receipt." Awkwaaaaaaaard.

Oh and i've been hit on in the bathroom. Straight

. What about you NT?

dude 4get that, whats the update on your cancer situation?

 

[ohyeah10]

there is an NTer that hits on me ALL the time. HIS name is soltheman

i dont swing that way at all but dude just wont stop

x 1000000

 

[japs24]

Originally Posted by TheHavik

At work....



I was a chef at a retirement home

She said she liked young, dark meat.

so ummm an elderly?

 

[mr whomp whomp]

Old lady @ church starting running her finger on my forearm talking about how handsome my complexion is and asking if I had ever been with an older womanbefore.

 

[starbury03]

Originally Posted by Crank Lucas

Originally Posted by starbury03


Seriously, some people will just go for it anywhere or anytime. This is no MOM MEATLOAF! (bonus points if you get that one..) type situation. But for example..I was at Walgreens getting some facewash, soap and deoderant. Well I also had some rubbers thrown in my purchase. Whatever..right? Well my cashier (who was NOT the most attractive human being of the opposite sex i've ever seen...) was ringing me up and all of a sudden she's like ."Getting lucky tonight?" after she scans the rubbers. And I'm hesitantly reply "uhh...something like that." with like a little laugh or whatever. And then she turns it all around on me in a serious tone "In case you don't..my numbers on the receipt." Awkwaaaaaaaard.

Oh and i've been hit on in the bathroom. Straight

. What about you NT?

dude 4get that, whats the update on your cancer situation?

My body's has been fighting it off pretty much.. I just might have to get some skin? or something..(like a small portion of precancerous somethingsomething removed.) It's kinda hard for me to explain. But basicly..i'm doing good!

 

[youngsole93]

yesterday i was early to class and this girl came up to me while i was sitting down and started rubbing on my head, ears, and arms and whispered "Heysexyyyy." I was like (/Gucci mane)YEEAAAHH (/Gucci mane)

 

[bg babyglock26]

Originally Posted by ProduccionFrescos

Originally Posted by nycbxbdby

I was about 13 - 14 and my uncle tried to molest me ... pretty much pop a porn and ask if I was turned on, I said to my self +%% and responded I'm good then minutes later he said, do you want me to give you top and once again I said to myself +%% and ran to the kitchen picked up a knife and told him .. itch please take me home or else Im stabbin you and then tellin why ...

he was my uncle so I never told, i should of .. to think he is a lawyer has a family and makes crazy l00t

im dyin

 

[jpthe3]

Originally Posted by bdis1986

Originally Posted by nycbxbdby

I was about 13 - 14 and my uncle tried to molest me ... pretty much pop a porn and ask if I was turned on, I said to my self +%% and responded I'm good then minutes later he said, do you want me to give you top and once again I said to myself +%% and ran to the kitchen picked up a knife and told him .. itch please take me home or else Im stabbin you and then tellin why ...

he was my uncle so I never told, i should of .. to think he is a lawyer has a family and makes crazy l00t

Originally Posted by Mr Whomp Whomp

Old lady @ church starting running her finger on my forearm talking about how handsome my complexion is and asking if I had ever been with an older woman before.

 

[deletedelete]

hmm one time i was buying my mother a box of godiva chocolates for some holiday and the lesbian cashier was like call me if whatever with her name - "ladyE" & number on the receipt

getting hit on at work all the time is awkward.

and everyday i walk past the barbershop and yesterday they were like 'ay ma you pass everyday you got the whole shop in love'. guys hit on girls anyand everywhere