Post unbelieveably true stories. Vol. Cool story bro.

[rip city12]

When my cousin was 5 years old he was playing in his room with this "imaginary friend". My aunt comes in and asks who this imaginary friend is he's playing with. He said "the man with the beard is playin with me, he plays with me all the time." So my aunt just kinda wrote it off cuz he was 5 at the time. A month later my aunt was going through this old photo album and my cousin was looking with her. All of a sudden he says "Theres the man mommy, right there, the man with the beard!" My aunt almost dropped dead, the photo my cousin was looking at was our grandfather. We never met our grandfather because he died when my aunt was 23, looooonnnngggg before we were born. My cousin had never seen a picture of our grandfather until that day.

 

[mcraptor]

Originally Posted by AllenIversonFan01

No1 ever believes me when I tell them this story.

So I was playin ball with my boys at the nearby park one day. We was runnin dudes off the court all day and some of the guys around was gettin heated cuz they couldnt stay on the court. So we about to leave to go grab something to eat and one of the dudes we was playin yelled at us to hold up one second when we was goin to my boys car. He started talkin all this mess about how he owns this court and we made a fool of him and not to come back around here no more. So my boy bein the idiot that he was starts mouthin off to the guy. So the guy pulls out a gun and shoots my boy in the leg. He had to go to the hospital. I went home and told my mother about everything that went down and my mom got scare she said your movin with your auntie and uncle in bel Air I wistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said fresh and had dice in the mirror if anything i can say this cab was rare but i thought naw forget it yo holmes to Bel Air. I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 and i yelled to the cabby yo holmes smell ya later I looked at my kingdom I was finally there to sit on my throne as the prince of bel air.

Took me a good minute to get what I was reading

 

[dustblaaze]

 

[desoiation1]

So one night my friend and I went out to the hookah bar to smoke some hookah. We went home after that and since we drove one car, he had to drop me off at my crib. About a mile before we get to my house we are waiting for the light to turn green at a very dead intersection. This van pulls up next to us and he is in the left turn only lane while we are in the lane that goes straight. Our light turns green and we proceed, but I noticed in the side view mirror that the van switches lanes to our lane. I thought nothing of it. My friend soon drops me off and says he has to use the bathroom, so he goes inside my house to take a quick piss and leaves. Two minutes later I here the doorbell ring and he says that he just got robbed at gunpoint by two guys, right in front of my house. The thieves got away with his wallet, and we called the cops. Moral of the story: when you come home late at night, make sure no one is following you

 

[boogie bwoy]

Originally Posted by ATLien Seeko

Earlier this week I had been doing some extreme conditioning for this porn flick audition so my skeet had a stupid dead aim and I was ready for a marathon so I was messin with this chick and she just kept gawking at my bling, it's known to have that kinda stopping power, one thing lead to another and she got danger close, so we ended up going commando and I hit dat *** with a double tap and pointed to the bed. She was a lightweight so I man-handled her like a one man army, made a tactical insertion, made her do plenty of sit reps on my lap and I thought she could take the headshot but that ended up being her last stand and my pro hardline gave her a flat line. I was about to scramble like a real ninja, but I thought about it and called in air support for an emergancy care package, but it was too late... Cold blooded.

 

[proper english]

the thing is.. alot of these stories aren't cool at all 

at me for reading all of them. 

 

[atlien seeko]

desoIation1 wrote:

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So one night my friend and I went out to the hookah bar to smoke some hookah. We went home after that and since we drove one car, he had to drop me off at my crib. About a mile before we get to my house we are waiting for the light to turn green at a very dead intersection. This van pulls up next to us and he is in the left turn only lane while we are in the lane that goes straight. Our light turns green and we proceed, but I noticed in the side view mirror that the van switches lanes to our lane. I thought nothing of it. My friend soon drops me off and says he has to use the bathroom, so he goes inside my house to take a quick piss and leaves. Two minutes later I here the doorbell ring and he says that he just got robbed at gunpoint by two guys, right in front of my house. The thieves got away with his wallet, and we called the cops. Moral of the story: when you come home late at night, make sure no one is following you


Totally believable...

 

[donttalkitlivit]

One time I was in a mcdonalds drive thru with two of my boys smoking some good waiting on our food. this young 17-19 year old kid ask to hit the herb. I just laughed

then this dude said naw for real let me hit that, smells good, my boy passed it to him, and he leaned out of the window and hit it. 

i really couldn't believe it. He gave us free drinks too