Post your last text message vol. whatever, it's late

[iblink]

You know how it goes. Post the last message you received, exactly as it is from the person who sent it.

Felicia: Hey i have white pants that make my but look big.

 

[horchata kid]

Last text: I'm tryin to beat a ticket..advice?

j/p

 

[iblink]

...

 

[reddmann s2]

Ivan (3A Entertainment): I wanted to invite you to ONE SUNSET this saturday night! No cover but you need to be on mylist. Please text or email me the first & last names...

 

[horchata kid]

not to thread jack, but did the officer not show up?

 

[untroubled youth]

"yeah it is, and i just watched an episode that had lexington steele in it.. and they showed his steele"

 

[jayhood23]

Marci: Awe!!! I'm a sneaky hugger tho...is that ok? I feel like I may grab that grampa booty that I like so much mid hug before you get a chance to swat myhand away

 

[jordanhead2]

David T.: 1:30

 

[muffinlover.jjb]

"I'm drunk...where are you?"

 

[p0tat0 5alad]

Justin - Man I don't even see my post.

lol talkin bout NT

 

[fivefivenine]

"why? you know how many other companies want me? dream ent. angels ent. spice 1 ent."

 

[apollo xxxiii]

"Where are you?"

In fact, my last 3 texts have been "Where are you?".

 

[iblink]

Originally Posted by horchata kid

not to thread jack, but did the officer not show up?

Nah, he was there. But the court solicitor said I could put in a nolo plea and have the fee reduced to $140... whcih could be paid off monthly. SO I took thatas opposed to risking the judge finding me completely guilty and all. Then I diddy bopped out the court room.

 

[sunny559]

Patty - Where are you?

 

[solefood229]

Aaliyah: You wannna go to Sc with me tomorrow?

 

[androoow]

" Maybe. I might be too emo "/ "

 

[madfreshyo]

When you trying to hit the gym?

 

[uptown roamer]

Ayanna: I wish I could stop texting you dumb +%! and leave you alone

 

[ballinb]

my baby choked to death on its ambilical cord

 

[fear the ibis]

Not the most recent but the most funny.

 

[marionthebarberian]

" vanessa said she has an extra ticket and she really really wants you to go with her to the jonas brothers concert"

 

[jayhood23]

Originally Posted by Fear The Ibis

Not the most recent but the most funny.

She aint give up the P and dude straight ignored her

 

[crank lucas]

"dont text my that *!*+ is gay"

 

[3miyasaki3]

Thanks for texting me today...are you avoiding me?

 

[boxer]

chika: this from vivi. dear sister. i asked my boss. we need chemistry teacher. does ur friend interested in?