Recent Study: Popular Children's Cereal Contains Small Amounts of Cocaine

[downtown43]

a recent study done by the Downtown43 research group has concluded that Kellogg's has been putting cocaine in one of their cereals, namely

Apple Jacks. and i believe there is some type of narcotic residue left over in the milk as well.

it is literally impossible to stop eating them...

maybe i'll post a pic, but i actually have 11 boxes of Apple Jacks on top of my fridge right now. Apple Jacks are the GOAT

 

[freshproduct]

Cocaine? What if you cook it, Will it taste better?

 

[barondavis5]

they say everything has cocaine in it these days.

 

[franchise3]

I'm a frosted flakes guy myself.

 

[sole lovely]

Cinnamon Toast Crunch FTW!!!!!!!!!

 

[lobotomybeats]

They should put cocaine in Cap N' Crunch. Cocaine, mixed with Cap' N's roof-of-your-mouth cutting properties, could get in your blood stream superquick.

 

[dmbrhs]

Originally Posted by BaronDavis5

they say everything has cocaine in it these days.

Who is "they"

 

[mangudai954]

Originally Posted by sole lovely

Cinnamon Toast Crunch FTW!!!!!!!!!

You ain't never lied.

 

[eeegon]

I prefer Captain Crunch, aka mouth razors.

 

[dunkinlo.y]

Rockstar energy drink has cocaine or some addicting substance in it because I can't stop drinking it!!

 

[stylin on yuku]

I'm gonna need a link... STAT!

 

[what are you gonna do]

funny how some people dont get it.

cinnamon toast crunch...theres a reason you see swirls in every bite.. GOAT

 

[mangudai954]

Originally Posted by eeegon

I prefer Captain Crunch, aka mouth razors.

It seems softer now and days, maybe its just me.

 

[miamin2]

wth, who eats apple jacks?

cinnamon toast crunch *****

 

[homeboy d]

I would've guessed that Frosted Flakes had the blow in it.

 

[goodfellaz86]

Apple Jacks are crack (no pun inteded)

 

[goldnboi7]

I'm a Waffle Crisp-ite myself...

 

[eeegon]

Originally Posted by Mangudai954

Originally Posted by eeegon

I prefer Captain Crunch, aka mouth razors.

It seems softer now and days, maybe its just me.

Maybe, the peanut butter ones are the safer bet though. I still get nightmares of a shredded mouth roof, why does the most dangerous cereal taste so damngood?

 

[reeceman10]

It just be callin me man..

 

[armenexchange]

haha MAGICALLY DELICIOUS kids.

 

[vixiv]

Ah, Apple Jacks, the tastier cousin of Cheerios.

Is Cookie Crisp still being made? I need to start packing that stuff for lunch again.

 

[BANLEU]

so someone figure out how to extract so i can start making money.

 

[dgk3188]

the milk left over from apple jacks > bustin nut from raw sex

 

[mw2889]

I have never in my 19 years experienced my mouth being cut be Cap'n.

 

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