Say these words online and get watched by the gov

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[h1]Words to Avoid Online If You Don’t Want to Join the Government’s Watch List[/h1]
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The US Department of Homeland Security has released a list of the keywords and phrases the agency monitors online to find potential threats. Obviously posting "Al Queda" and "dirty bomb" online will get the government to start looking at you real closely, but "pork" and other oddly normal words are also on the list
In response to a freedom of information request, the department posted its Analyst Desktop Binder (a manual for the agency's security analysts) containing this hotlist. The keywords cover domestic security, HAZMAT and nuclear, health concern, infrastructure security and other threats.

According to the Daily Mail, the Department of Homeland Security says it only uses this keyword list to look for genuine security threats, not signs of general dissent. Nobody wants Big Brother looking over her shoulder—and you shouldn't have to feel like you need to censor yourself in this way—but if you're particularly paranoid about the government spying on you, you might reconsider using too many of these keywords together when you post something online. Here's the full list.

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LOL at the fact that I've used some of these words on the internet in totally irrelevant meanings to them lol
 
A pork dinner lead to a case of food poisoning. I had a nuclear attack of toxic gas that was explosive in my pants as I drove down the interstate. There was a burst that dropped a dirty bomb that led to a complete brown out. The Red Cross couldn't even provide relief.
 
^^^^^ this dude will be off NT within the next 3 days. Stay strong bud.
 
Stupid. If that's a real list, it's nothing but a reason to spy on people I get so fed up with this crap sometimes.
 
Originally Posted by 4wrestling

A pork dinner lead to a case of food poisoning. I had a nuclear attack of toxic gas that was explosive in my pants as I drove down the interstate. There was a burst that dropped a dirty bomb that led to a complete brown out. The Red Cross couldn't even provide relief.

http://A pork dinner lead to a case of food poisoning. I had a nuclear attack of toxic gas that was explosive in my pants as I drove down the interstate. There was a burst that dropped a dirty bomb that led to a complete brown out. The Red Cross couldn't even provide relief.

Went ahead and linked it for ya.
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new NT thread idea: play government adlibs with Analyst Desktop Binder words until someone gets al-Awlaki'd.
 
Originally Posted by 4wrestling

A pork dinner lead to a case of food poisoning. I had a nuclear attack of toxic gas that was explosive in my pants as I drove down the interstate. There was a burst that dropped a dirty bomb that led to a complete brown out. The Red Cross couldn't even provide relief.

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These responses got me crashing into the walls and wanting to start a riot because I'm laughing so hard it's a threat to myself and the facility I'm in!
 
Originally Posted by Tego Calderon El Abayarde

You can beat the surveillance by adding "ambs" to every one of those words
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Originally Posted by 4wrestling

A pork dinner lead to a case of food poisoning. I had a nuclear attack of toxic gas that was explosive in my pants as I drove down the interstate. There was a burst that dropped a dirty bomb that led to a complete brown out. The Red Cross couldn't even provide relief.

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