So I had sex with a Clingy Fat Chick. VOL HELP ME

[milestailsprowe]

So so I meet this girl last week Tuesday through my roommate.She was a cool Jamaican Girl. She starts talking about how I can invite her over anytime for her to come cook on my stove. That was great because I miss the Jamaican food from the Jamaica AVE from Queens New York.

Fast forward tonight she wanted to come chill. We end up having a get together with people. Drinks were passed. Blunts were smoked and then everyone left to go to another place. Me and her were the only ones left and it ended up in my bathroom and then my bed. This was the wackest sex ever. NT I couldnt even get it up for the most part.

Head game was meh and once it was over and she rained over my sheetz she started hugging me and talking about dates.

I sent her home and called me dad. He said just tell her your not looking for a relationship and go on.

What should I do? I never had a girl all of a sudden start wanting to date after smashing.

 

[solexsup]

Fake your death OP

 

[offbad]

pix?

 

[damokunasenshi]

We need pics of the whale to assess the situation

 

[robpzee612]

RIP

 

[meek meals]

OP, it seems as if your pics aren't showing up . . . fix the links.

 

[yancancook90]

your dad knows whats up. listen to his advice.

 

[leannsupreme]

Pics before any advice is given

 

[milestailsprowe]

Sorry yall No pics otherwise I would provide. I dont even know this chicks last name otherwise I would facebook her. My finger smells like Curry Goat.

your dad knows whats up. listen to his advice.

He also said to give her a card with a Rose to be extra nice about it. Said treat the bad ones good and she will tell the good ones your great.

 

[thadocta]

Brb getting lasik eye surgery can't see pics

 

[mplsdunk]

you just gotta dog her man. who cares? just expect her to be pissed next time you see her.

 

[offbad]

no pix?

obvious copy pasta. 

 

[milestailsprowe]

you just gotta dog her man. who cares? just expect her to be pissed next time you see her.

I'm trying to be nice becuase one of her friends is someone I work with in Physics Lab

 

[senor chang]

 

[a blinkin]

Fake your death OP

Pretty much your only option at this point.

 

[Nawzlew]

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[SteveSteve72]

Just be nice and tell her you not look for a relationship, no need to be a jerk.

 

[ksteezy]

shouldnt had slept with her OP.

 

[RIP sleazyy]

tell her you thought there was a mutual undisclosed agreement that you guys would never speak again after. then tell her you still plan on sticking to that agreement.

tl;dr - fake your death.

 

[waitwut]

fat chicks need love too keep smashing bruh

 

[ninjahood]

Just be nice and tell her you not look for a relationship, no need to be a jerk.

 

[hebgbz]

You sound gay. Tell her you're gay. 

 

[b20 eg8]

Tell her you decided to work things out with your baby mama, who's also your sister.

That'll do the trick.

 

[nycknicks105]

Just be nice and tell her you not look for a relationship, no need to be a jerk.

 

[mrbrown]

re-installing Windows 98 since no pics