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- Sep 23, 2005
(904): I miss you like a fat girl misses the prom.
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(765): just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
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(602): how was that guy you hooked up with?
(415): i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
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(612): Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
(1-612): strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
(612): could be more
(1-612): absolutely not
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(847): I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot
(847): parking. I am not drunk
this site is helping me get through work.