Textsfromlastnight.com LMAO

[youngflykidchris]

 

[supersic97]

Originally Posted by livewyre

(773): Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?

 

[gregodensbedpan]

(732): pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.

(323): Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
(310): You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
(323): So...no?`

(401): my mouth tastes like poor choices

 

[itsgettinhot]

Dude, I woke up at my ex's house. I am spooning her half naked roommate. There is a pizza on my shoulder. I need you to come pick me up.

 

[youngtriz]

i dont know why i found this funny

(602): how was that guy you hooked up with?
(415): i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing

(909): The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
(1-909): 3?
(909): Me, myself and I

 

[dathbgboy]

Aww man

Fmylife got some comp

 

[ajcollections]

(704): How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''

 

[ii flash ii]

%#!+ has me dieing... Good stuff when Im bored...

 

[dearwinter219]

(412): I can't remember if we talked about feelings. #+*% you Miller High Life.


Real rant right there

 

[fade on you]

 

[illistwun]

this is classic status!!

 

[dajoka004]

I'd have some good stuff if I didn't delete everything.

 

[kicksgetmehigh]

Originally Posted by livewyre

(773): Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?

THIS THREAD MADE MY DAY

 

[jaypesoz]

(312): he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
(313): you mean his girlfriend

(80: doesn't he have a GF?
(24: that just means you have to try harder.
(24: i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...

(90: the vacuum is drunk
(703): what?
(90: i spilled my drink and tried to vacuum it and now the vacuum is drunk

(24: I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
(1-24: What'd you say?
(24: I told him I was sleep driving

I just wasted so much time on this sitehttp://www.textsfromlastnight.com/

 

[cbass625]

This has def passed the time in class.

 

[retro23j]

(513): Dude someone changed all the contacts in my phone to I Like Eggs

(607): You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
(405): No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.

Ai..yo....

 

[misterp0315]

(513): Dude someone changed all the contacts in my phone to I Like Eggs

Damn...I slept on this site.

 

[dvsonm]

(650): the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i <3 spencer pratt" tattoo..

(702): grinding to god bless the USA? really?
(860): shut up

 

[bc60997]

This site is hilarious...I heard about it a couple weeks ago.

 

[lifelessons]

(323): Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
(310): You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
(323): So...no?`

 

[erickm713]

(310): your room smells of hookers.
(904): And success
/Thread

 

[ooiron manoo]

(312): Dude I can't believe you let me go home with the wildabeast lastnight.
(773): You always hook up with hot girls we had to know you were mortal

 

[qualmes]

(417): He has such a weird drunk-voice.
(1-417): dude, he's deaf.
Takes the cake

 

[jordanpheen]

Originally Posted by MisterP0315

(513): Dude someone changed all the contacts in my phone to I Like Eggs

Damn...I slept on this site.

 

[jkickz1334]

Lmao