soltheman
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MPLS,Originally Posted by Size 15 Please
"(612): im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me"
LMAO
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MPLS,Originally Posted by Size 15 Please
"(612): im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me"
LMAO
Originally Posted by Lieutenant Kif
Originally Posted by essential
(519): and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
i'm going to be laughing for days
Originally Posted by essential
(519): and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
(301): i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
(301): I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
(443): How'd that go?
(301): Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
(301): There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
(301): Why are there so many empty soda cans in my room?
(760): You put them in a circle around your bed and said it was the best way to ward of the witches from hocus pocus....then you remembered you needed salt too. I'm assuming you havent gone to the bathroom yet.
(816): She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
(402): I was high as a kite when I got pulled over by a cop and he asked me for my ID and if I had been smoking weed, I said no and gave him my debit card.
(631): i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
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