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hahahah i hate how people say "ski" imoOriginally Posted by ErickM713
When I used to hoop at the gym one guy always took it upon himself to let his son play too....I swear this kid would stand in front of me and make me knock him down on purpose so I could get fouled out.....one day daddy left him in there while he went swimming and worked out....I told kid lets play street ball rules.
I was crossing kid and pushing him down
He got up twice...third time I made a shot over him and he started crying....I had to take the oppritunity and got in his face and screamed at him "STREET BALL ##@@% AIN'T NO CRYIN ON MY COURT"...crossed him and knocked him down again then he ran off crying saying he was gonna tell his daddy....I just thought "Oh #*+#" and left the ball and took off running....his dad looked like he could rip my head clean off.
And then there's always that one prick who stands in front of you while you work out and just stares you down and than they say "Wanna switch out broski?"....I have a routine and this dude saw I was working out...I like messing with them by standing up and acting like I'm about to leave then just sit down again
Originally Posted by kix4kix
Originally Posted by lu cash
And it's always that one guy that comes out wearing beat up Avia shoes, some lame cargo shorts, and an old t-shirt with a pocket.
dude was rocking Crocs I swear to God.
Dont hate the playa, hate the game... You gotta step your game up sonOriginally Posted by kix4kix
After I was done lifting I seen some fellas I knew hooping and they asked me to run with them. Teams were made and what not and they were 1 short, I really don't try to hoop after I lift but I was like whatever. Anyways I am guarding a dude that looked like Fez off that 70's show sounded like him too, dude straight torched my team, I asked to switch on him then he torched melooks being deceiving FTL
Originally Posted by Kicktionair
Originally Posted by kix4kix
Originally Posted by Kicktionair
sounds like OP can't even ball
I played in highschool, and in collegeI would hoop you easy ....Nice try though.
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This happened to me when I was 17 or 18. I consider myself to be pretty athletic and quick. So I decided to have a cool down game and take iteasy. Saw 2 Japanese men in their 40's shooting around. Ask for a 2 on 2. This man had on some cut off sweat shorts, with a tank top full of holes andwent to go grab his goggles. I was thinking alright, this is gonna be smooth sailing. Maaaan, I couldn't get pass this dude's defense for nothing. Hewasn't playing basketball, dude had me on lockdown like a goalie in soccer.Originally Posted by air max 87
dudes are the worst, one cat had on jeans, pumas and a mesh tank top, dude scored 15 points EASY i was like, seen another cat in AM95s take one dude to the basket, put it around his back and touch of the glass in one sweep motionWORST one ever, duke musta been 40+ had on some sacounys with short shortshe had a shawn marion type release and was hittin 3s clean, %$$$ didnt it even look like it was touching net
Originally Posted by FromThaTown
This happened to me when I was 17 or 18. I consider myself to be pretty athletic and quick. So I decided to have a cool down game and take it easy. Saw 2 Japanese men in their 40's shooting around. Ask for a 2 on 2. This man had on some cut off sweat shorts, with a tank top full of holes and went to go grab his goggles. I was thinking alright, this is gonna be smooth sailing. Maaaan, I couldn't get pass this dude's defense for nothing. He wasn't playing basketball, dude had me on lockdown like a goalie in soccer.Originally Posted by air max 87
dudes are the worst, one cat had on jeans, pumas and a mesh tank top, dude scored 15 points EASY i was like, seen another cat in AM95s take one dude to the basket, put it around his back and touch of the glass in one sweep motionWORST one ever, duke musta been 40+ had on some sacounys with short shortshe had a shawn marion type release and was hittin 3s clean, %$$$ didnt it even look like it was touching netSo I started to get rough and try to use my post game, dude would just bump out his chest and elbows, and I couldn't get pass him. His mid-range game was tough. We got beat 15- 6. After that day, I swear to God, I never judged anyone on the hoop court no matter how old or how funny you dressed again.