The first victim I had, she was a big one
Big movie star, party girl, big fun
She was the girl the media always picked on
In and out of rehab every 4-6 months
She was always known for little pranks and slick stunts
On nickelodeon flashed to little kids once
What an event it was, I was sitting in front
I was hooked in at the first glimpse of them buns
Seen her backstage, now here's where I come in son
Look her she comes i'd better put out the big guns
"hello lindsay you're looking a little thin, hun'
How about a ride to rehab? get in!
Starting off on the wrong foot is what I didn't want
Girl im just kidding let me start over again, hun
See what I meant was we should have a little intervention
Come with me to brighton, let me relieve your tension
You little wencher, murder wasn't my intention
If I wanted to kill you it would have already been done
Slowly she gets in and I begin to lynch her with 66 inches of extension chord
Same song and dance
You sure about that? Her dad pimped her out and let her date an underwear model. She's out there sucking __ as well.
