Since the pandemic is easing I know my girlfriend is gonna start having her homegirls come by once a week to drink wine, talk about life, and **** on men
Besides all the other ridiculous things they say, those women got no love in their hearts for short men. One time I had a whole argument with them because they asked about my height. I said a little over 5'11". Then they all agreed that they thought I was taller than that, but since I said 5'11" and some change, I must be lying and be closer to 5'9". I told them that makes no damn sense.
It escalated to the point I drove to Home Depot to buy a measuring tape. When I confirmed I was in fact was telling the truth I hit them with "ok, now let me measure y'all. I wanna see how many of you 5'4-6" women demanding a 6' 2" brotha even reach 5"2". And all I get in return is crickets, and demands that "their hair counts"
So let them fools come back around, if I hear one peep about any of our vertically challenged kings, I'm running out the bedroom like...