**...... THE OFFICIAL RAP BATTLE THREAD ......** (Rhymes, Audio and Vids)

[face82]

It's a lot of music heads and rappers on here. So I was thinkin lets start a battle thread. Post your rhymes, songs...video clips...or Audio. No biting!You will be exposed !!!!! Lets just keep it G and have some fun with it.

 

[jfktv]

Come on people...this is your time to shine.....I'll start it off with some quick BS


NT rhymers, post a quick line or two / inaugurate a rap battle, I'll rip all your lines in two.
Find a dood iller on the site, best of luck / I wont spit the foul lines 'cause there's not a check to cut. (check rock)
I got a mean swag like I got an extra nut / and the kick game's sick-nang, sticker press the yuck.
I mean, I only need a few more, bless me with the Cool Grey's / True love, but ladies lovin' me, they call me Cool J.
NT's rules say / I can't be vulgar on purpose, but I hurt s____, it's worse than April Fool's Day.


Somethin' real quick....

 

[face82]

I don't trick homey F what you think
You on that T-Pain +%% ..busy bartending buyin em drinks
I just let em up to V.I.P. , I need to see I.D.
I ain't lookin for a P.Y.T

 

[face82]

I've been Nike talkin since 05'
I'm so live.... yet so young I'm 25
N's try to grade my skills off my Avy
You want an internet flow? come on Pal Pay me
I'll take credit cards or money orders or checks easy
Or you can bring me green cross the border N' ... easy!
N's talk greasy...... but ain't sayin nuthin'
You beer buyin losers .. man I stuntin !!
Point a chick out... trust me I'll catch her
Keep the chick on her knees like a hind catcher ...

 

[jfktv]

Fam, change the title to THE OFFICIAL RAP BATTLE THREAD

 

[haiti5]

ehh im in class bored....why not?

battle what?...battle who?
you wack internet rappers ...
get exiled like blu...
i beat ya girl till i nut
i guess you can call me juju
and if u aint catch that
it show u dunno ya history...
all u know is sl coupes
thas why _s eye bug out
when they found
scott storch was in the roots..
so before you e-thugs get too e-motional
realize your a gimmick...
you not real...so dont even get the e-notion
this rap iddish please leave to me
e-thugs is mo' so leave cuz ya rap skills is on e...

 

[tom jooks]

How about we do this in person. Me and Mayor vs. all.

 

[tw3ek]

CORNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[golfalphabravoecho]

Nah, you should switch it up to AUDIO ONLY. Otherwise this is just a glorified keystyle thread. I'll kick somethin for yall dumorrah, if this thread isstill alive, word to GladOS.

 

[solelifted5]

Originally Posted by TW3EK

CORNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[jfktv]

N____s TW3EKin' for another verse while I'm chillin' right at home / I would post some audio, but I don't have a microphone.
I would post a video, but right now, the light is blown / chicky in the back sleep, delivered her the pipe and boned.
I liked her moans, it was heaven in a sound bite / I had to wear the b____ out, so n____s had to pound twice.
I got a taste for some brown rice, or maybe not / Mad late, plus the fanbase wanna make me stop.
Turn on your cable box, JFKTV / Or turn on the Smash Brawl, maybe Fox or Luigi.
I gets it crackin' like dry hands, ...f___ it I'm done.

 

[prez t]

 

[jfktv]

Damn man come on....more people show off your skills!

Preferably a video or audio clip....

 

[sdfbheat]

im at work so i cant put up audio

 

[face82]

Friend or foe
You'll get it if I have to do ya
Ya head lookin like that apple on my mac computer
Them guns come out
A chunk comes out
Hard hitter, Keep spittin till my lungs come out
Ya Diiigg
I'll find the time to come spit for yall
You Gred Oden N!^#as, yall don't even get to ball
That Cali grade, take hit of the chronic
You smoke better when you sittin on more coins than sonic
Easy..

 

[spot rusherz]

Originally Posted by TW3EK

CORNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[face82]

^

 

[sdfbheat]

Early

 

[theotherai9]

 

[jfktv]

***I need a mic....

Macdonalds with the gunplay i got the big mac super sized//

N____s is hungry, that last line made my stomach growl / a hunnit thou (100,000)'s enough to end beef with a hunnit cows.
Hunt 'em down, murder magic Gutter Town festival / Respectable....gun 'em down, produce him as a vegetable.
Hospital beeps plague your sleep, hope they check on you / Niketalk bless the shoes, send 'em to your testicles.
Yes I'm rude, cheap shots, but my bars are top shelf / Hot dealt delivery, lyrically make the pot melt.
Physically whoop a__, the father with the rock belt / Tell me how that knot felt, I guarantee you dropped health
You ain't movin' weight, you's the block elf / Yeah you work with them toys, you probably f___ around and work with them boys.
Word to Michael, you step to me, you probably get Jacked, son / hang you off a balcony....I quit.

I'm just goin' off the keys, I don't yapp people. So don't come at me sayin' I'm a e-thug. I'm not at all...just havin' fun.

 

[sdfbheat]

Word to Michael, you step to me, you probably get Jacked, son / hang you off a balcony....I quit.


nice line swear i heard something like this b 4 but nice

 

[jfktv]

^^^You peep the line before that one tho? The transition into it?

Yeah you work with them toys, you probably f___ around and work with them boys.
That's what I do with most of my stuff...not braggin' or none of that.

 

[sdfbheat]

oh i feel u doggie i just cant put an owner on it but its a nice line every rapper does it

 

[face82]

.

 

[sdfbheat]

u aint real u *@%%! made and been afraid //
i got more juice than 2pac and minute maid//
aplly pressure and squeez im lemon-aid
then blow up like a pin grenade//
if u was smart u would fear heat//
cus im all in the track like hair grease//
state all the facts im a rare beast//
so respect me and dont test me by any means //
u selling imitation coke thats pepsi to fiends//
my verses are hotter ill hurt your posture//
Thought ya girl was a crooked judge how she jerked my boxers//
raps mels home and its well known //
every bars off the hook like ya cell phone//
im balling in rap this aint a fair sport//
so fly my studios an air port//
youll need life support of some sort//
when balling on my court //
cus i got an escort that imports and exports//
u cant win well i could help ya team//
all my ni99as got green like that celtics team//
and the piff u smoke awfully sux//
and my weed green and purple like the milwaulkee bucks//
so blow the whistle so i could off these PH_ucks//
act tuff and get slaped up like hockey pucks//
have !%@%@$ like gat damd
heats that man//
hoppen out of the black van//
and $%!# the gat man//
and have every body see ya insides like a cat scan//
my team dont lose im feeling like a pats fan//