The White Lil' Wayne

[biggmyke]

but at the same time

 

[russ tha g]

The lyrics were actually entertaining.

 

[kingkb34]

How much you wanna bet some rapper bites a couple of those lines...they weren't bad at all....

 

[dblackboy17]

that wasn't bad at all. it was just super white.

 

[nymvp]

I like it and he wasn't trynna put on the "homeboy" accent , good stuff

Did you poop a virgin? 'Cause that #$%# was tight.

and

 

[willhelm f nietzsche]

Wow, a lot of his wordplay was really good. Like, better than a lot of rappers.

 

[ThaxbyChamblis]

walkin my poodles, man it never gets old
with my dogs on my leash i got%##%@@%+ on the hold,
a first aids kit? thats a rhesus monkey,
i bust more nuts than a pistachio junkie!
get more+!%# than a giant donkey stable,
got more lines than whitney houston's coffee table,
i get more head than grammar school lice,
i'm like a walkin glacier i'm so decked out with ice.

Did you poop a virgin? cause that $*%% is tight.
jack ain't black, barry ain't white.
i do drugs in the bedroom, lie on ur back
cause i got the pipe and you got the crack.
though i'm sexually straight, your bound to find,
i'm mentally gay, cause i'll blow your mind.
the parents be snickerin "he shouldnt have written it"
but i'm constipated, couldnt give a $*%%.

chorus:
My name is bo fo sho,
a born bostonian,
aryan librarian at the WORDsmithsonian
the rap is scattered, it hides its ingenuity,
i gave it this little part to give it continuity.

the fellas say
hey moron pass the gin
cause i'm an OXYmoron breathing OXYgen
give me the bottle, i'll chug two thirds
cause you%##%@@%+ know fractions speak louder than words

and the ladies say
hey fellas i'm keepin it tight and if you play ur cards right you can have me tonight
should i blow you or beat you, brass or percussion?
oh stop, PERIOD end of discussion

chorus...

walking through the garden with food at my feet, picked up the celery but dropped the beat (beet).

we're in the hood ill take what you give me
was einstein's theory good...relatively
a smart queen's kingdumb, it doesnt mix
a litter of literates, a bunch of moby#@!%!#
"get thee to a punnery" o-just to-pheelia
take you with a condomn "stainless-steal" ya.
half a pound of turkey breast, half a pound of chicken ****,
why are only crackers staying at the Ritz?
poverty, racism, isn't it strange,
that only the homeless are beggin for change?
i shocked Sherlock
What, son? (watson) (watt, son?)
Rosa Parks didnt call "shotgun"!
here's a bit of irony
a Ford Focus driver has ADD
How'd i come to master all these things?
like a tampon theif, i had to pull some strings.

Crack....Henz should do a song with him and RD...

 

[dgk3188]

the wordplay was dope

should i blow you or beat you, brass or percussion?
oh stop, PERIOD end of discussion


that part was nice

 

[5dividedby4]

 

[pastortroyny]

horrible delivery,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, but good punches.

 

[kickaddicted]

I just peeped his other vids. that "3.14 Apple Pi" is crack.

 

[mayor of nyc]

though i'm sexually straight, your bound to find,
i'm mentally gay, cause i'll blow your mind.
the parents be snickerin "he shouldnt have written it"
but i'm constipated, couldnt give a $*%%.

 

[hater pr00f]

As far as the beat goes.. drums were terrible

but the strings wereactually hot

Lyrics were actually on point... forreal forreal

should i blow you or beat you, brass or percussion?
oh stop, PERIOD end of discussion
I got the first part.... but maybe cuz I'm a lil lifted but I just got the period part

 

[king g703]

some1 give this dude a deal

 

[5dividedby4]

His other videos are funny too.

 

[hater pr00f]

^^ On that 3.14 Apple Pie.. he said

3.14 Apple Pie, I whip it out clean it off and stick it in her eye
.... and by 'it" I mean contact lens...
They musta got dirty

 

[servechilled81]

cold

 

[king g703]

i took my cereal stabbed it open with a knife
snorted that %*@+ and got high off life

 

[ThaxbyChamblis]

you know i flow and show it, you know that bo know it,
Youre lawn i'll mow it and grow it cause he's a sho' poet.
Yo my rims be spinning i winning, like adam i be sinning.
Potato skinnnin and knittin and separate those linens.
And in my eyes you see flies, and though you people tries
Just to disguise all your lies, but baby i be wise.
you know i did it and $!%@ it you brothers couldnt hit it,
Then you try to ride it, too late! i already spit it.

 

[x Buddha Bless x]

His mannerisms as he raps is what makes me soo entertained. Thats whats you call swag!

EDIT - "..like a tampon theif I had to pull some strings" yea he should be ghostwriting for these whack rappers he better than Wayne thisdude remind me of them dudes in Flight Of The Concords

 

[lurkin2long]

Originally Posted by PastorTroyNY

horrible delivery,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, but good punches.

i can listen to him over Papoose easy.

 

[jordan23collecta]

not bad at all

 

[tyronebillion]

dude could actually have a career as a ghost writer

 

[mace40]

Bo Burnham > Lil Wayne... easy.

Maybe not, but I can tell you without a doubt who I'd rather be listening to.

 

[truthgetsbusy]

He's the best rapper alive