This is why I don't like cats!!!

MetalMario

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Just kidding but scared me a little... old video and I don't know if this has been posted before


Ninja?
 
Most graceful athletes on this planet. If you don't like cats, then you don't appreciate athleticism.
 
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that was actually quite funny,cat was like,"aight,this human wants to play?let's play"
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My dream is to train a legion of ninja cats with friggin lasers attatched to their friggin backs and do my bidding.

Kinda like...

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WHITE NINJA!!!
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Originally Posted by DCAllAmerican

Most graceful athletes on this planet. If you don't like cats, then you don't appreciate athleticism.

No f'ing way...
 
Every just watch a stray cat man? I won't even take it to their super version of cat (Wild Cats).

The ability to just gracefully bounce over a gate.
The ability to morph their body to go under a gate.
The ability to reach top speeds no human could ever reach.

Watching them slowly, slowly, slowly, approach their target.

Those dudes are machines man. Seriously. I have nothing but respect for them. A cat saved my life when I was like 2. Legend has it, the cat stopped me from falling down the stairs. Ever since then, I make sure I look out for those dudes whenever I can.
 
lol that was cute though, i do that to my cat all the time, i like cats because atleast they know where to use the bathroom and much cleaner then dogs,,,but dogs are a mans best friend and dogs > cats
 
Originally Posted by DCAllAmerican

Every just watch a stray cat man? I won't even take it to their super version of cat (Wild Cats).

The ability to just gracefully bounce over a gate.
The ability to morph their body to go under a gate.
The ability to reach top speeds no human could ever reach.

Watching them slowly, slowly, slowly, approach their target.

Those dudes are machines man. Seriously. I have nothing but respect for them. A cat saved my life when I was like 2. Legend has it, the cat stopped me from falling down the stairs. Ever since then, I make sure I look out for those dudes whenever I can.

Was his ability to reach top speed down the stairs to catch you was one of them?
 
They said the cat just blocked my path from falling down the stairs. I mean I don't REALLY really believe it but the story is always fun to tell.
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I read an article in Discover magazine that says cats carry some sort of pathogen (forgot the name of it, I believe it started with a "T") that is found in something like 40% of people with schizophrenia. Could explain all the crazy old cat ladies in the world. Or just be coincidence.
 
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