Weezy's Greatest Lines Vol. I can Eat A Star

[scotthallwithapick]

Suprised I've never seen this people most be afraid to get crucified ahah
Wayne has 28922928292020 songs so im sure this can go 4ever + half the posts are gonna be hate posts
So add what you want his best lines, funniest or worst

"tellin @%+%%$ buddy up I catch em while they huddle up
they feel every slug when the pistol go nuk uk uk
run up in your girl crib now she all like but but but
I ain't tryna hit that ##@!
ain't nobody innocent"

"I'm outstanding like standing outside up in the twister and walking not damaged
Standing outside up in the blizzard and walking hot headed
Serving nicklebacks and Iraq bet I will not panic
Swerve the nickel black if I wreck bet I will not panic
Cop another one the next day and drive it crazier
The seats will be lazier ##@!'ll be gravier
Nina Sarafina my girl so then I baby her
Wavin' at her at 2 crazy four gazee's I'm 2 brazee 3 brazee's
Deep we got 380's and P 80 9's 9's M-10's and M 1's and 12 gauges
Shell cases money put up for jail cases we'll make it
My momma say tuck yo chain son they'll take it
I hit em' with one of those stale faces like
I'll be damned momma they know who I am momma
I'm still yo little boy but to them I'm the man momma
F**k wit yo boy man how hollygrove the hood $!$#%"

" Why You Gotta Stare Dog Choppas Cut Heads Off It Doesnt Cut Hair Off
These @%+%%$ Air Soft Yeah Soft Shell Tacos Mild Sauce"

 

[los0croft]

Eff that

, man, I got that

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shootin' like a

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Tryna see http://www.thefanschoice.com/images/large/*******sRug4x6.jpg................

 

[lesfamilia]

And, of course, who can forget one of the shining moments in hip-hop history:

Even deaf *%@!@*! say 'hi' to me / She tell a blind %!%*#, and she say 'I gotta see!'

 

[scotthallwithapick]

Los0croft
song?

 

[los0croft]

Originally Posted by ScottHallWithAPick

Los0croft
song?

Young Money Millionaires off of The Dedication 1...........

 

[datboi23]

I'm paraplegic I parallel park , in that red and yellow thing old school Atlanta Hawk..

 

[eye see soles]

I'm probably in the sky flying with the fishes, or maybe in the ocean sailing with the pigeons

 

[doyung9]

wobbledy wobbledy drop drop it like its hot.

 

[roddyrodpiper]

I sweat money and the bank is my shower

 

[youngchrizzy]

Im jumping out there and saying this is one of waynes top 3 verses...

Yes Darling Weezzy Baby's Squalling
Take Pitches With Bricks Some Of Them With Quaters
Send Em Cross Da Boreder
My B' Is Originally From Across Da Border
But Once Mami Crossed Da Border
To My Hideaway Acoss Da Border
She Like Acrossed Da Floor
And We Tossed Da W'
Ima Floss For Sure Cuz My Whip Is Costin More
Den All Of Yours Put Togther Im Good Forever
Im Reppin My Hood Weneva Were Eva How Eva
U Want It Ill Mail It Homie
Hide It An Kettles Over Da Stoves In Da Mornin
An Im Ova Da Stove N Da Mornin
Wit A Bar Of Dat Coke N Sum Arm N Hammer
Im Swarm In Wit Da Hammer
N My Arm Full Of Ammo Face Painted Like Da Black Sambo
Strapped Like Rambo Cant Nobody Da D' Flow
Ill Have His Body C Da D' Floor
Im So Groovy I Mite Kno How To Play A Fukkin Bango
But I Neva Tried
N When I Wuz 12 I Took A Bullet Like A Man Yo But I Neva Died
Im Hear Now Im That Child Tada
I Let Da Tek Blada If U Sit Down
Dont Walk Let Ya Hair Down Ma
N Got No Brain On My Sports Car
N Shawty Came Out Her Sports Bra
Because I Came On Her Sports Bra
I Got Game Like A Sports Broad-Caster Hey Its Ya Broad Master
Ill Have My Boys Masterbate On Ya Broad Faster
Bag Da Hard N Da Plastic
Watch How I Go Hard On Da Ave Wit It
I Move A Jag Tinted In Ya Residental
Swagger So Tite It Mite Pinch You
Ice So Brite It Mite Irk You
Slide In A Urkel
Rims Mite Hurt You
Interior'll A Murk You
I Got Work On Ere Outskirts An
I Got Her Out Skirt Out Shirt Fam
Im Da Boi I Said Im Da Boi Man
Mami Cant Avoid In My Air On Jordans(23s!!!)
She Cant Lie Cuz I Glide On Clydes(22s!!!)
But She Trynna Ryde Wit Me Because I Sky On Dominiques(21s!!!)
She Not Hatin Cuz I Rip On G Paytons(20s!!!)
But She Luv To Ryde In Da Back Of My Phirilla On Daytons
We Skatin U Waitin
She Real Late N Damn U Real Patient
We Real Players But We Really Dont Play
Like Josa Forte Got Doja All Day
Got Bread Got Toast N Parque
Dats All Doe All Day
I Knock Off %@#* All Day Im Makkin Viscious
Ask Ya Gurl Bout My D' She Said Dats Delishious
Ask Ya Gurl Did She Spit She Said Dats Nutritious
Ask Her Did She Give Flips She Said Dats Tradition
If She Said She Didnt Dats Suspicious
N Ya Need To Stop Listenin To Dem Nasty B's
3-2-1 Carolina Blue Kicks
Carolina Blue Fitteds
Carolina Blue Whip
Carolina Blue20'z
Carolina Blue Seats
Carolina Blue Ice
Carolina Blue Bike
Carolina Blue Lites
Carolina Blue Jersey Carolina Blue Gators
All F' It My Favorite Team Is The Lakers
Laker Yellow Lambo Laker Yellow Rari
Laker Yellow 9-11 Laker Yellow Mami
Laker Yellow Converse Laker Yellow Birdman
Laker Yellow Number Eight Kobe Bryant Authentic
Ima Authentic N' N So Is My Click
Weezy Baby I Jus Murdered Dis S'... Holla Bakk

 

[metrokid26]

N___ get it in a slump if you know how
In the heart of the summer we need a snow plow
What you know bout that baby its yo time
Coke transactions on the phone we call it blowjob
i heard that and i thought

Start 'em ignite 'em I walk through fire
Watch the flames start multiplyin whoo! yeah
Alter a n___ nina talk to a n___
Take a chunk outcha body like a shark bit a n____

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[daddyrabbit251]

We cant see
but we gone make it 2 the finish line
im rite dea
the goal line
right behind the scrimmage line
(hut) touchdown
chek the score board
gimme mine
semi 9
fit me fine
hitta n_ 20 times
damn den 1 mo 2 the face
jus so we close the casket
lik i pay 2 close the case

The Mobb....my fav song ever made by young carter lol

 

[dathustlaboy47]

money ova b*****s

 

[jordanfanatic23]

Ill be back to post more, but these bars always get me, plus I'm bumping it at the moment..


A young +%$*#, I still think savin is wack.
I eat, sleep, $%@# & bathe w/ my gat,
I'm like "%%#% pimpin", slavin is back.
They like, "yes masta, you the best masta",
my *@$% need me, I'm like test answers.
You don't need me, you might catch cancer,
come back from the treatment lookin like Van Excel...

 

[carolinapack04]

i am a vegetarian, man i only eat beats, wear a lot carrots , and i smoke the best green.

 

[dfresh244]

 

[ogbobbyjohnson773]

Im so groovy, I might know how to play a !+%%@@ bango.

I love that line.

 

[i cant feel my facee]

bout 9 outta 10 of yall picked some trash bars/verses....smh $$$% outta here

 

[nyvictory45]

Wayne is wack.

 

[addicted to exclusives]

Yea, Walkin That Line With Alot On My Mind
I Get That Money, Never Droppin A Dime
I Dont Hate, Never, Not On My Time
I'Ll Put That Little Red Dot On Ya Mind
Talkin That Crime But Alot Of Em Lyin
Im Caught On The Grind, Never Get Off My Grind
Ima Pimp To These $++%, Not A Pimp In My Mind, Nah
And Every Body Noe Im Sharp Wen I Ride
Hop Out That New Ferrari With That Little Horse On The Side Yea
Zoom Zoom *!$#+ Ride A *$*%@ Broom Witch
Have A Key Wet Stinkin Up Your Whole Room *!$#+
Now Break Out The Purfume *!$#+
And +@!*%! Come From Out That Beach, Im In That Water Like A Cruise Ship
Straight Up, Tell All My Dudes This
1 Pistol, 2 Clips, I Aim At Lips
Wayne That #*$@, #*$@ On Yall
Given To U From The God
I Am The God

 

[scotthallwithapick]

Okay, my leather so soft but don't think I ain't hard
*%@%# say Weezy make it rain, I say *%@%# I ain't God
But I am God's son, but you know I ain't Nas
See, he got a positive aim, and I aim nines
Man, little Weezy got a style that even I can't find
Man, some %*+* just be so hard, I be like that line ain't mine
And if that is under a gram, then that line ain't mine
And if you ++@@@! talking war, well *%@%#, it's combat time
Hey, I take three l's to the head: love, live, life, and I'm dead
Young Money, Dipset, that's what this is
And if I ain't good looking, you can bet my *%@%# is
I done made it off Apple Street like it was 2300 Jackson Street
Young Money, can't join 'em nor beat 'em
Where the #%$# is Robin Leech when you need him?

 

[jordanfanatic23]

^

Why would you come into a Weezy thread simply to say something negative? Ill never understand it, does that make yall cats feel better? Does it make you madthat ppl like Weezy more than your favorite rapper? Pull ya skirts down man, sheesh that %!$* is beyond getting old

 

[scotthallwithapick]

Originally Posted by NYVictory45

Wayne is wack.

"im getting hated by the seasons so F yall that hating for no reason"

 

[jordanfanatic23]

^that post was directed to the Weezy "haters" in the thread of course.

 

[powfo]

my ___ said feel it feel it so i felt it
I'm feelin kinda sippin on that purp like its Welch's
i put my glove inside like Hamburger Helper
want beef with the kid, i'm your hamburger helper.