Weezy's Greatest Lines Vol. I can Eat A Star

[honeybbq wings 33]

One of the few Weezy songs I F's with.....

I'll take your %$%+% give her back; take your %$%+% again
That's because you throw a 5 I pitch a 10
Now she wanna get inside of my 66
She see my wrist is blue and yellow like Michigan
She say she love her man she misses him
But nobody do it better than her distance $#@*
I'm her long distance pimp
When I land my $*!@+!# want for me on the strip
And I don't lie, I confess, I'm the one who turned that orange vest to a dress
Gotta dress to impress though, Gotta stay clean, plus momma in a Lex 4
She with me, what you expect, I live to be fly to death
It's the bird man jr. sincerely yours
When it rains it pours, when it rain it whores




http://www.youtube.com/v/KlRRdMYU7eg&hl=en

 

[sikadenyaaverage]

im cold like a midnight in Aspen
I am the president and the assassin
Camera...on
Big lights action
welcome to the show
I am the main attraction

to me thats 1 of the best he did IMO

 

[jordanfan04]

Howdy do mother f**kaz its Weezy Baby,
!%%+@# *****in and I gotta tuck the cannon.
Listen close I got duct tape and rope,
I'll leave you missin like the f**kin O` bannons.
One hand on my money, one hand on my buddy,
That's the AK47 made his neighborhood love me.
Bullets like birds you can hear them $%*%!%* hummin,
Don't let that bird !%#+, he got a weak stomach.
!%%+@# know I'm sick I don't spit I vomit,
Got it?
One egg short of the omelet.
Simon says, shoot a $#@%@ in his thigh and leg,
Then tell him catch up like mayonnaise, um.
I'm the sickest $#@%@ doin it,
Bet that baby.
These other !%%+@# dope, I'm wet crack baby, yes.
Get back get back boy it's a set back,
Clumsy #$@ !%%+@# slip and fall into a death trap.
Them boys !$!#%, born without a backbone,
And if you strapped we can trade like the Dow Jones.
Wet him up, I hope he got his towel on,
I aim at the moon, and get my howl on.
Some !%%+@# cry wolf, I'm on that dry Kush,
And when it comes to that paper I stack books.
You heard what I said,
I can put you on your feet or put some money on your head.
Life ain't cheap,
You're better off dead.
If you can't pay the fee,
Shout out my $#@%@ fee.
See every mother f**ker at the door don't get a key,
You outside lookin in, so tell me what you see.
Its about money its bigger than me
I told my homies don't kill him bring the $#@%@ to me, yea.
Don't miss, you f**kin with the hit man,
Kidnap a $#@%@ make him feel like a kid again.

 

[mw2889]

Fake fraud #*% @*@++@
Tryna save the pass sim-card #*% @*@++@

Them $$@!%*$ after me, so I put that paddle on 'em
She rode my !!@# and said she shoulda put a saddle on 'em

 

[scotthallwithapick]

Wat Ya Papi Told Ya Bout @@@#*+ Round With Them Soja's
Told Ya Im Comin Back I Got That Tolamatola
Dats Blood All Ova Ya Rova
Blood All Ova Ya Chauffer
Blood All Ova Ya Lofa's
If I Get Too close Its
Blood All Ova My Toaster
Blood All Ova My Holster
Im In Them S Dots Thats
Blood All Ova My Hova, #@!!
Im Hustlin With A Motive
My N's Need Me
And the Tiger In My Pocket
"Says Feed Me" Its Greedy

 

[grittyman20]

Man I ain't gonna lie I'm really feeling "I'm Me" right now

Not that these lines are

but I guess it's just the way that he spitsem....

I know the game is crazy, it's more crazy than it's ever been
I'm married to that crazy $@%+@, call me Kevin Federlin

And I stayed on my flo (floor) at Cash Money like a rug
Tied to the +@%%!+! Birdman like a lug
And Dear Mister Ronald williams...
To you, I shall forever give thanks like a pilgrim
Cash Money Million, heir to the throne
Going at they heads like hair in a comb

I'm a monster I tell you, Monster Wayne
I have just swallowed the key to the house of pain
Now I'm stuck here to deal with the house's pain
+*%* wit me I will peel like the house's paint
Lets go, %$@*%$ doubt wont see me cause I'm better and bold
The only time I wear depends is when I'm 70 years old
Thats when I cant hold my %*+% within, so I %*+% on myself
Cause I'm so sick and tired of $@+$+$%% on everybody else

 

[djryan614]

Listen close I got duct tape and rope
I'll leave u missin like the f_n O'Bannons...

When I first heard that, I said

.

 

[don korleon]

off that lollipop remix when he talks about having safe sex, better use that latex cuz you dont want to get that text that late text!!

 

[nickdiggler]

...My spot remain
like a bleach stain, or cranberry ITS
Murder She Wrote like Angela Lansbury...



Until Holly Grove yes I will hold it down,
Like a circle full of knives I got the sharpest flow around



We are not the same I am a martian
It's young Weezy F Baby no abortion
I have foursomes and I dont have to force 'em
they just do what I 'Sajak' like Wheel of Fortune

 

[celtichoop42]

but my mama knew her baby boy was fresher then a baby bottom in new pampers oncampus..

fresh's blessing

 

[we love 1989]

Its obvious Wayne has fired a ghostwriter or two..

 

[greenmag1c]

im sittin on the clouds, i got smoke coming from my seat
i can play basketball with the moon, i got the whole world at my feet

 

[incredibleev]

8 AM open my eyes
Yeah kick my b**** tell her open the blinds
And I'm, over the stove at 9
I'm cookin breakfast for the block then I let her cook mine
Yeah quick line in the bathroom before we bounce
Not me I mean her she go a day a ounce (damn)
Y'all pray for her
While I'm at the bus station in the Bently sittin' low as I wait for her
I'm gettin' dough I'm a paper---boy I will take ya
For the right paper--boy I will take her
Shake her--tape her--waist up
Send her to the money she be back before I wake up
Get cha cake up
Y'all n****z lame ducks
Ya prolly get ya game up when I'm givin the game up
My name wayne what
Hot boy flame up
You n****z tryin to change up and I'm gettin my change up

Or pretty much any verse from the drought 3

 

[mw2889]

Stay strapped, stay low, stay back
The judge handin out L's like Pat Sajack.

 

[conrad onasis513]

that !%$#$ is wack

 

[tuff g0ng]

I'm a mother ++!+#!% man, so respect me as one
Or the tech meet ya *** son
The tech heat ya *** son
Put ya ++!+#!% chest beneath ya *** son
Blooka blook blap bleep ya *** son
__ tryin' to see his grandson and we
Got __s in the pen tryin' to see me with a Grammy
Wanna be me and don't even understand me
Couldn't see me even if you was standing with me
I'm that damn convincing
Not invisible, that man's invincible
And advance a little due to the pine
My __s call me lil Russell Crowe for my beautiful mind
And I let you do the time, I do the crime
When the crowd call my name I bring my crew to the line
__ that's S.Q. and we fine, __ that's S.Q. and we firrrrin' __!

 

[bonafide hustla]

im still perplexed on how you can keep calling someone trash butcontinue to check up on they music and even take the time to look through threads


wayne got too many quotables tho for real