i dont know if its been posted already(didnt read whole thread) but are you referrin to this???Originally Posted by Yoda
Whos got the rhyme Meth made up to ban that dude..
I swear I never e-laughed harder
Originally Posted by MR MONDAY NIIGHT
That's a little overboard
Originally Posted by GUNNA GET IT
Originally Posted by throwedyonasb
someone refresh my memory on that one dude who posted a whole lot of p0rn right before he got banned
Originally Posted by Gmills23
I was lookin for these
Originally Posted by JFMartiMcDandruff
Originally Posted by thegoat121886
Originally Posted by Pmighty
i dont know if its been posted already(didnt read whole thread) but are you referrin to this???Originally Posted by Yoda
Whos got the rhyme Meth made up to ban that dude..
I swear I never e-laughed harder
http://niketalk.com/topic/111724?page=3
This NTer "nolifeking" just posted a suicide note:
My life has no purpose as I can clearly see,
No one needs me and everyone hates me
I hate this world I live in, I hate how I feel now.
I try so hard to be accepted, but I don't know how.
Stretching like Dhalsim in search of some e-fame
I made up a girlfriend - how true to my e-name
Her picture swiped from a website called stickam
Lies stitched together like jackets Al Wissam
They say "stop it jerk, our time you have wasted!"
From Hot Topic clerks, I cut and I pasted
A poem as trite as its rhyme scheme cliched
Oh no! Blazers was right, my source he betrayed
Sometimes, my old friends, it is true our luck fails.
My lies, in the end, were exposed as duck tales.
Oh, and he's been banned, by the way.
Originally Posted by JFMartiMcDandruff
Originally Posted by thegoat121886
lol i love that one and the one where the dude posted a gif with the little kid slapping his mom
epic
Originally Posted by Nati P
Originally Posted by Pmighty
i dont know if its been posted already(didnt read whole thread) but are you referrin to this???Originally Posted by Yoda
Whos got the rhyme Meth made up to ban that dude..
I swear I never e-laughed harder
http://niketalk.com/topic/111724?page=3
This NTer "nolifeking" just posted a suicide note:
My life has no purpose as I can clearly see,
No one needs me and everyone hates me
I hate this world I live in, I hate how I feel now.
I try so hard to be accepted, but I don't know how.
Stretching like Dhalsim in search of some e-fame
I made up a girlfriend - how true to my e-name
Her picture swiped from a website called stickam
Lies stitched together like jackets Al Wissam
They say "stop it jerk, our time you have wasted!"
From Hot Topic clerks, I cut and I pasted
A poem as trite as its rhyme scheme cliched
Oh no! Blazers was right, my source he betrayed
Sometimes, my old friends, it is true our luck fails.
My lies, in the end, were exposed as duck tales.
Oh, and he's been banned, by the way.
I got a Recap from S&T...
my boy bought like 15 smush parker jerseys from champs, they were selling them for like 5.00 a piece and thought it was funny to drape them all over my car
shoot i might as well tell the whole story now:
so basically one day i told her i was going to go stay at my moms place, cause ever since i moved out, i hadnt really been home to visit... so im going about my business and my girl calls me, like babe guess who i met today at work? im like, "who?" shes like smush parker, i then continued to clown like hes unemployed, blah,blah, that hes a bum basically... then shes like no hes nice he gave me his auto and phone number, but i didnt accept it, so im like thats nice and continue on with my day...
so i didnt call her n e more becasue i was busy, and she didnt call me again, so around 1 am that night, i was making a anniversary gift for her, i kno SMH @ me.. and i needed something from the apt, so i figured ill go pick it up and get some quick sex..
soooooooooo..... i drive up to the apartment, pull into the parking garage, and parked in my spot is a frickin escalade, custom escalade, we all know what its called.. so i sit in my car and i put my head down on the steering wheel, like i already know...
so i walk up to the door and open it, our bedroom is right next to the entrance of the front door, i hear some sum noises going on in the bedroom, i swing open the door, and smush is smashing my girl, his tats exposed, she sees me, pushes him off, get under the cover and is like,"what are you doing here?"
im like, i live here.... and smush is sitting there like.. ok, this is awkward, and shes like its not what it looks like babe, i just turn around and walk out the door.. so i get outside, and im sittin on the steps and i call my closest homeboy who was in ATL at the time, hes like, "take a bat to the smushcalade.." im like nah, so i just go home... shes texting me the whole night saying stuff like i was lookin at his tats and it was nothing, and so on.....
so like 2 days later, she has him call me and say nothing happened and even tried to invite me to a partyat kwames house... im like, man its ok if you didnt know but i dont want her no more, you can have her... and that was basically it... im tellign you all this is true lol... who and why would anyone make this up lol....
EDIT: it was hard for a couple months, the story spread amongst the people i knew, every time i would play someone in any nba game, they made sure to use the lakers, casue he was kind of still on their roster and only play with him to clown on me...
brendanmaguire wrote:
Originally Posted by bkdan1
Originally Posted by GrandaddyPurp415
anyone got that vid link again
damn thats messed up but freakin hilarious
Originally Posted by sigmakidownz
Ithenat the dry humor.
