You ever mess up a perfect moment?

[jumpman247]

You ever mess up a perfect moment?

For example:
Your girls trying to tell you some deep #@+, and you ask her for the remote?

Or your favorite artist is on stage, and she asks for silence for a moment, and you scream "I love you Justin Bieber" or something along those lines.

Oh, Oh, how about when your girl is trying to be all meaningful about sex, and she ask what do you like about having sex with me, and your like "Because you let me do whatever I want" and she get's all mad.

Whatever,

-Jacob

 

[jumpman247]

You ever mess up a perfect moment?

For example:
Your girls trying to tell you some deep #@+, and you ask her for the remote?

Or your favorite artist is on stage, and she asks for silence for a moment, and you scream "I love you Justin Bieber" or something along those lines.

Oh, Oh, how about when your girl is trying to be all meaningful about sex, and she ask what do you like about having sex with me, and your like "Because you let me do whatever I want" and she get's all mad.

Whatever,

-Jacob

 

[hymen man]

 

[hymen man]

 

[boss unk ii]

This usually happens with an ungodly fart that echoes from the belly of hell.

 

[boss unk ii]

This usually happens with an ungodly fart that echoes from the belly of hell.

 

[Animal Thug]

Yea. Happened to me last night.

She wanted my undivided attention, instead I gave it all to Stuart Scott.

  Sorry.

 

[Animal Thug]

Yea. Happened to me last night.

She wanted my undivided attention, instead I gave it all to Stuart Scott.

  Sorry.

 

[DCAllAfrican]

Somebody was telling me some story about her sister being sick and all I was worried about was this cat that was walking up the street that I knew

 

[DCAllAfrican]

Somebody was telling me some story about her sister being sick and all I was worried about was this cat that was walking up the street that I knew

 

[demik]

Yeap. Usually end up burping somehow when I'm in a serious conversation with the gf.

 

[demik]

Yeap. Usually end up burping somehow when I'm in a serious conversation with the gf.

 

[jumpman247]

Originally Posted by DCAllAmerican

Somebody was telling me some story about her sister being sick and all I was worried about was this cat that was walking up the street that I knew

I mean you don't want the cat to get ran over.

 

[jumpman247]

Originally Posted by DCAllAmerican

Somebody was telling me some story about her sister being sick and all I was worried about was this cat that was walking up the street that I knew

I mean you don't want the cat to get ran over.

 

[theta]

i usually just redirect the conversation to be about myself.

 

[theta]

i usually just redirect the conversation to be about myself.

 

[Animal Thug]

Whatever,

-Jacob


Call me Jose.

 
Which one should I call you?

 

[Animal Thug]

Whatever,

-Jacob


Call me Jose.

 
Which one should I call you?

 

[DCAllAfrican]

Originally Posted by jumpman247

Originally Posted by DCAllAmerican

Somebody was telling me some story about her sister being sick and all I was worried about was this cat that was walking up the street that I knew

I mean you don't want the cat to get ran over.

Nah I knew him. He lived around my way and hadn't seen him in a while. Just said wassup to him. Nothing more.

 

[DCAllAfrican]

Originally Posted by jumpman247

Originally Posted by DCAllAmerican

Somebody was telling me some story about her sister being sick and all I was worried about was this cat that was walking up the street that I knew

I mean you don't want the cat to get ran over.

Nah I knew him. He lived around my way and hadn't seen him in a while. Just said wassup to him. Nothing more.

 

[club29]

Originally Posted by DCAllAmerican

Originally Posted by jumpman247

Originally Posted by DCAllAmerican

Somebody was telling me some story about her sister being sick and all I was worried about was this cat that was walking up the street that I knew

I mean you don't want the cat to get ran over.

Nah I knew him. He lived around my way and hadn't seen him in a while. Just said wassup to him. Nothing more.

missed joke has been missed.

 

[club29]

Originally Posted by DCAllAmerican

Originally Posted by jumpman247

Originally Posted by DCAllAmerican

Somebody was telling me some story about her sister being sick and all I was worried about was this cat that was walking up the street that I knew

I mean you don't want the cat to get ran over.

Nah I knew him. He lived around my way and hadn't seen him in a while. Just said wassup to him. Nothing more.

missed joke has been missed.

 

[silverswoosh]

I used to randomly start slow claps, just for the hell of it.

 

[silverswoosh]

I used to randomly start slow claps, just for the hell of it.

 

[jumpman247]

Originally Posted by Animal Thug1539

Whatever,

-Jacob


Call me Jose.

Jose if your nasty.