yur favorite pick up line/ line from ya fav rapper.....

[freezetag]

"Blame it on who?
Blame it on me
She drinke til she sleep
When she drinking on me
I live in her cup
I watch the ice sink"


"Shawty got class

So she pour me in a glass

Hey shawty take me to the head

One more shot of me and shawty'll be dead"

 

[b smooth 202]

Originally Posted by Mr Whomp Whomp

You don't like men? Me nether, What a coinidink

ask ya mother what I like

 

[shannonscrooks]

"Ladies How You Doooooooooooooooooooooin'...."

 

[yen]

 

[don dela vega]

"if your right leg was Christmas and left one was New Years you think i could get with you in between the holidays"

 

[sk23]

more realer w**d and the four wheeler, F' Mike until you see me you never saw thriller - camron

 

[bobbybrownpacks]

would you like a stick of this gum? miss?
you know 9 outta 10 doctors recomend this S---
my friend...
thats as touching as a butterfly landing on a lil ******ed kids head

- Suga Free

all quotes should be from him

 

[food4thgt]

"The entree aint as good without something on the side ..ya kno"

Fab

 

[ccb302]

since im broke:
"LAAAAAAA LAAAAAAA LA LA WAIT TIL I GET MY MONEY RIGHT" - Kanye West

 

[supafly12345]

Great legss..What time do they open??

 

[supafly12345]

Great legss..What time do they open??

 

[dunksnjordans1992]

i need you like a fat kid needs cake

 

[fresh prince of sactown]

%%*$%$ bleed just like us..picture me being a scared of a #!#%% that breathes the same air as me..%%*$%$ bleed just like us..picture me being shook we can bothpull burners let the @#%%+!+!#**! beef cook..%%*$%$ bleed just like us..picture a #!#%% high..my life in that man hands while he just deciding..%%*$%$ bleedjust like us ..i'd rather go toe to toe with all ya'll running aint in my protocol

 

[the one clothing]

"Yeah... that's right. Take that, take that. AH-HA! Come on... yeah..." - Puff Daddy

 

[methedy24]

I'm a legend, you should take a picture with me
You should be happy to be in my presence, I should charge you a fee

basically

 

[dearwinter219]

Just gimme yo number, but make sure it really exists
So we can get this toilet paper cuz I'm really the !*@%, you dig?

Myself (on "Stupid @%$@!#%")

 

[fittednfresh]

Before I bid you adieu do this one thing for me out of the trillions of numbers that's in the world just leave me a few that lead to you.. - Lupe

 

[jesusr23]

If it ain't another ho that I gots ta ***k with
Gap teeth in ya mouth so my d*#!s gots to fit!

Dr. Dre

 

[geminifly]

and this is what got me the ***
she said her drink was hot, so I threw my watch in the glass

 

[18key]

More of a verse than a line


Slob on my knob, like corn on the cob.
Check in with me, and do you job
Lay on the bed, and give me head.
Dont have to ask, dont have to beg
Juicy is my name, sex is my game
Lets call the boys, and run a train
Squeeze on my nuts, lick on my butt
The naturally curly hair please dont touch
First find a mate second find a place
Third find a bag to hide the whole face
Real name Grover, I said bend over
I started to knock then came the odor
Smelt like mush, shouldnt had a woosh
Told her to stop, and take a doosh
When she did that, didnt want the cat
So I backed out and never came back

 

[kell78dogg]

***% love all i got for %!@* is hard !@%* and bubble gum

 

[jeenewed]

Ludacris


So I, slowly walked up an said "Hi,"
My name is Ludacris Enrique and I'mma hell of a guy,

 

[westillballin]

shorty said she aint f**king on the first night/ so i made a U - Turn on the first right.

 

[springfieldxd]

"over ya head like bulemics on a see-saw"

-nas

 

[sloanboy]

Originally Posted by OGbobbyjohnson773

Originally Posted by lurkin2long

Cam'ron is gonna OWN this thread.

Cam: Ayo shorty whats going on, whats poppin'?
Chick: Oh %%@! whats up Killa whats goin' on?
Cam: Ayo, whats good? I'm bout to go out of town, you tryin' to go wit me or what?
Chick: How long you goin' for?
Cam: Look man that %%@! dont matter man, what you gonna do, you comin' or not?
Chick: Well, I got my kids Killa, whats up, what about my kids?
Cam: Man %%%@ your kids man, you comin' or not?
Chick: Hell yea I'm goin'.
Cam: Aight, get in %$!@%.
Chick: Yeah they grandma can watch them.

had this as my voicemail back in the day.............

mines young jeezy "ya n**** aint seein me i put that on err thang"