DADDYFATSACKS
if you want act like your **** don't stink, and seem like you're a footy elite because you've been a fan from time, the only club for you is Barcelona FC.
There week in week out you can pretend that fraud Messi is the greatest player of all time.
La Liga only has 2 good teams so you got like 50% chance they'll win the league in your first season as a fan. Then you'll be able to talk **** about all the other clubs in other leagues about how their team is trash because they actually have competition.
If Ronaldo leaves Real Madrid maybe you'll even see Barcelona win the champions league.
That club is perfect for dbags, glory hunters, and front runners who like to feel like they're better than everyone else.
You'll fit right in.