2-TIME WORLD CHAMPION MASTURBATOR

Originally Posted by JACKEL56

has to be shooting out that dog water by now

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So you mean...I could go to work...and come back...and fool would still be jacking it?




NO...WAY...
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I found the Kardashian mom video that pops up after the masto-champ video more disturbing. OJ makes an appearance too.
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ripken 2652, dimaggio 56 and sato 9:58, these are records and numbers that we do not forget.
 
9 hours?!?

I bet that man meat is as rough as a carpenters hand(pause). Wifey lips be bleeding after the dome.


This is what the world has come to? Awards are given to people for lamest, most mundane crap.
 
Damn. Comedy and tragedy all in one
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She's gettin it somewhere else for sure. Can't even lend him a hand?
Poor chronic professional masturbator 
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This dude literally goes hard in the paint
Beat his meat while screaming "eat the cake!"

-MonStar
 
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