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McCarthy is by far the funniest guy in the bigs on Twitter.
His post surgery/injury tweets >
His post surgery/injury tweets >
thles pani pills are'nt havin any eff=ect at al;/ claer th*inking is me and motoor sskils is very greats
— Brandon McCarthy (@BMcCarthy32) April 30, 2015
Does autocorrect have a brain injury edition? Jesus this ****'s impossible
— Brandon McCarthy (@BMcCarthy32) September 10, 2012
@Buster_ESPN he is also frequently peeing into a bucket located next to his bed
— Brandon McCarthy (@BMcCarthy32) September 10, 2012
Bad news: doc says I might be one of those people who posts motivational nonsense all day on Facebook now
— Brandon McCarthy (@BMcCarthy32) September 11, 2012
WELL IF BEING DISCHARGED FROM THE HOSPITAL ISNT THE BEST TIME TO ASK ABOUT A THREESOME THEN IM FRESH OUT OF IDEAS
— Brandon McCarthy (@BMcCarthy32) September 11, 2012