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“On one hand, I have way more items listed under the pros column, like ‘keep job,’ ‘protect others,’ and ‘protect myself,’ but on the other, I have ‘freedom’ written in big red letters, circled, and underlined multiple times. I’m pretty torn between the two. Who would issue such a cruel ultimatum?”
How is this a 'cruel ultimatum'? The first option is obvious. I really hate how people think. This is beyond open minded or I need to do more research, this is just flat out sick.
Wait...you don't know what The Onion is?