Accidents made me accidentally have a crap Xmas eve!! Beat this.

[storm2006]

Originally Posted by TroyMcClure

#@+! was whack y'all.
Ight, i'm a regular poster, have been since '04 on a few different names. Everyone who knows me, knows I am a dumb +%$ (see freestyle thread). 

I'm home earlier, tryna create a nice Christmas ambiance in my room for the Xmas jumpoffs. So I string some Xmas lights on this ledge above my bed 

. 

Lean back to see how it looks and DOUMP!!! Ceiling fan blade (on full speed) hits me in the head...i'm like damn 

. Touch the back of my head, there is blood so i'm like 

.

Go up to my mom, like "yo mom, my head is bleeding, can you fix me up?" she tells me to sit down n gets all the mom cleaning stuff. I ask her to get me a glass of iced tea cause I started feeling woozy.

Next thing you know I am on the ground and I wake up with her over me looking worried as #@+!. 

I guess I passed out, hit my head near my hairline on the side of the counter on the way back down and had a seizure! 

Crazy thing is I can remember being IN the seizure...all you see is like light fragments, and everything is wizzing around fast, but it feels comfortable too and like I had been there forever..hard to explain.

So, spent my day in the ER...got some stitches and a CAT scan. Luckily this little brain I have is working in its normal dysfunctional ways.

Will post pics of stitches tomorrow...not in the most photo friendly spot though.  Bout to relax, watch "The Wire" for the first time and schmoke some 

.

Anyway, just posting to see if anyone can top that lol.

Also, somedays I think life is just "meh" and it's either you stay or go one day, nothing too crazy. 

It's cool but it's not 

...but today I was like damb, I do not want to die anytime soon, I appreciate everything and everyone!

Hope y'all steer clear of ceiling fans and enjoy your holidays. Night!

You were going to knockdown a jumpoff in your mother's home on Christmas Eve?

 

[pharelfor3]

Originally Posted by iYen

Originally Posted by MonStar1


MonStar like Jesus..got errrbody rappin'
but I'm trashin' kids like fappin' in a napkin
Aint seen this much jackin since Wu was clappin
and rackin' up Lo on the island of Staten
imitation is the purest form of flattery
so I'm honored when ya'll try and battle me 
watch me casually turn NT into casualities
Hope ya asked Santa for some originality

-MonStar

Tha pic... mind blown

 

[yuras718]

Top that?  Yes.  We buried my grandmother yesterday.  Don't really seem to care about the holidays this year at all, just staying strong for Mom.  

 

[troymcclure]

monstar i'll deal with you next friday. and sorry to hear that Yura, hang in there buddy, merry xmas..feel the love you know she'd want you to.

Also, blackngold...yeah I know, I only took two hits, took a lot of the tension off of my head. I feel a lot better today, sleep is awesome.

 

[acemaster193]

Got stitched up last Christmas too OP.

 

[Pathos]

Originally Posted by Rusty Shackelford

Originally Posted by MonStar1


MonStar like Jesus..got errrbody rappin'
but I'm trashin' kids like fappin' in a napkin
Aint seen this much jackin since Wu was clappin
and rackin' up Lo on the island of Staten
imitation is the purest form of flattery
so I'm honored when ya'll try and battle me 
watch me casually turn NT into casualities
Hope ya asked Santa for some originality

-MonStar

Monstar you need to stop it , Pick up a trade and make a profit
You aint original, I drop criminal subliminals

I dont believe in Santa, You need to stop all the queso banter

I step up right to your campus, into the night with your girl like Jonathan Landis

You think you NT Jay-Z, but you just trace me

No Wu, You straight pop, and that's word to JC

My flow hot even when im lazy,but get lava when the shoes get lacy

Only fat n____ doin backflips, Im the king of this NT rap s____

- Shack

 

[rusty shackelford]

I think it's safe to say I vanquished my mediocre opponent Monstar

 

[kramer]

Originally Posted by MonStar1


MonStar like Jesus..got errrbody rappin'
but I'm trashin' kids like fappin' in a napkin
Aint seen this much jackin since Wu was clappin
and rackin' up Lo on the island of Staten
imitation is the purest form of flattery
so I'm honored when ya'll try and battle me 
watch me casually turn NT into casualities
Hope ya asked Santa for some originality

-MonStar

This actually isn't too bad. Anyways hope you feel better OP wishin you happy holidays

 

[servechilled81]

what the heck is your ceiling fan made of to hit so hard
i'm guessing you got dizzy from being up a bit high and then
stepping down after getting whacked by the fan

 

[oneforall]

Can we just make one rap battle topic or something?

 

[dunksb4life]

Originally Posted by RetroSan

Originally Posted by Rusty Shackelford

Originally Posted by MonStar1


MonStar like Jesus..got errrbody rappin'
but I'm trashin' kids like fappin' in a napkin
Aint seen this much jackin since Wu was clappin
and rackin' up Lo on the island of Staten
imitation is the purest form of flattery
so I'm honored when ya'll try and battle me 
watch me casually turn NT into casualities
Hope ya asked Santa for some originality

-MonStar

Monstar you need to stop it , Pick up a trade and make a profit
You aint original, I drop criminal subliminals

I dont believe in Santa, You need to stop all the queso banter

I step up right to your campus, into the night with your girl like Jonathan Landis

You think you NT Jay-Z, but you just trace me

No Wu, You straight pop, and that's word to JC

My flow hot even when im lazy,but get lava when the shoes get lacy

Only fat n____ doin backflips, Im the king of this NT rap s____

- Shack

 

[scotthallwithapick]

<3 OGBG

 

[flyny]

MY $$!$% SAID "HOPE YOU ASKED SANTA FOR SOME ORIGINALITY" WOWWWWWWWEEEEE

 

[rusty shackelford]

I guess my lines went over your heads 

 

[flyny]

Originally Posted by Rusty Shackelford

I guess my lines went over your heads 

Went "Over My Head" like that song by Lit
Real $$#+@ +@#+ !%+* with a $$#+@ blammer

Pull out that Titan A.E and I'm talking bout that hammer

Im talkin bout them loud packs. Then AKs with the clips that go click clack

!%+* $$#+@ wanna !%+* have a $$#+@ looking down a barrel of that shotty black

Beefsteak cubesteak have vegan !+*%@*$ eating meat against their will

#rare

 

[rusty shackelford]

Originally Posted by FlyNY

Originally Posted by Rusty Shackelford

I guess my lines went over your heads 

Went "Over My Head" like that song by Lit
Real **%+$ %@$* #*@! with a **%+$ blammer

Pull out that Titan A.E and I'm talking bout that hammer

Im talkin bout them loud packs. Then AKs with the clips that go click clack

#*@! **%+$ wanna #*@! have a **%+$ looking down a barrel of that shotty black

Beefsteak cubesteak have vegan @*@%!@* eating meat against their will

 

[solegit08til]

Originally Posted by Rusty Shackelford

Originally Posted by FlyNY

Originally Posted by Rusty Shackelford

I guess my lines went over your heads 

Went "Over My Head" like that song by Lit
Real **%+$ %@$* #*@! with a **%+$ blammer

Pull out that Titan A.E and I'm talking bout that hammer

Im talkin bout them loud packs. Then AKs with the clips that go click clack

#*@! **%+$ wanna #*@! have a **%+$ looking down a barrel of that shotty black

Beefsteak cubesteak have vegan @*@%!@* eating meat against their will

and this the first monstar verse that wasn't corny
where sthe freestyle thread so i can get my cassidy on

 

[rusty shackelford]

http://niketalk.com/topic/324000/NT-Official-Freestyle-Thread#.TvgOMtTOzh4
Nt Let's Get It

 

[AtticusFinch]

Originally Posted by MonStar1


MonStar like Jesus..got errrbody rappin'
but I'm trashin' kids like fappin' in a napkin
Aint seen this much jackin since Wu was clappin
and rackin' up Lo on the island of Staten
imitation is the purest form of flattery
so I'm honored when ya'll try and battle me 
watch me casually turn NT into casualities
Hope ya asked Santa for some originality

-MonStar

 

[cs02132]

Originally Posted by ScottHallWithAPick

<3 OGBG

its true. been hilarious for years

Originally Posted by Rusty Shackelford

Originally Posted by FlyNY

Originally Posted by Rusty Shackelford

I guess my lines went over your heads 

Went "Over My Head" like that song by Lit
Real **%+$ %@$* #*@! with a **%+$ blammer

Pull out that Titan A.E and I'm talking bout that hammer

Im talkin bout them loud packs. Then AKs with the clips that go click clack

#*@! **%+$ wanna #*@! have a **%+$ looking down a barrel of that shotty black

Beefsteak cubesteak have vegan @*@%!@* eating meat against their will

A+ on that picture

 

[mjbetch]

hahahahahah i love this

 

[ahh73k]

Its time to expand and make power moves

Devouring cowards, using my hands as power tools

The 9 will rearrange your face fam

So even though
"Monstar" might have a little space gang
 I still shhh on em' in the final second, Word to Mike in Space Jam

Ahh73k Los Ang.!

 

[kiendienn]

skimmed through the title and read the word crap
finished the story thinking OP ished himself during his nap

 

[dajondondo]

Originally Posted by MonStar1


MonStar like Jesus..got errrbody rappin'
but I'm trashin' kids like fappin' in a napkin
Aint seen this much jackin since Wu was clappin
and rackin' up Lo on the island of Staten
imitation is the purest form of flattery
so I'm honored when ya'll try and battle me 
watch me casually turn NT into casualities
Hope ya asked Santa for some originality

-MonStar

 

[monstar1]

Originally Posted by solegit08til

Originally Posted by Rusty Shackelford

Originally Posted by FlyNY

Went "Over My Head" like that song by Lit
Real **%+$ %@$* #*@! with a **%+$ blammer

Pull out that Titan A.E and I'm talking bout that hammer

Im talkin bout them loud packs. Then AKs with the clips that go click clack

#*@! **%+$ wanna #*@! have a **%+$ looking down a barrel of that shotty black

Beefsteak cubesteak have vegan @*@%!@* eating meat against their will

and this the first monstar verse that wasn't corny
where sthe freestyle thread so i can get my cassidy on