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onelifeloveking

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In percentage comparison. an incredible haircut/lineup causes a 35-38% increase (limited timing though. 1-3 days)...
 
Originally Posted by mneezy1

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Tote a Nalgene instead...
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-3% swag increase noted on these BUT i noticed out of the sample people who said they were concerned with the environment felt a positive increase (estimated5-45%; a huge range...*) *further research required for accuracy
 
Hmmm... I made a similar conjecture in a blog post earlier this year:

After heavy deliberation, I've tabulated a formula for gentlemen to calculate their gross swagger product, or GSP:

(Shoes) + (Polo) + (Abercrombie) x (Swagger) =

(S) + (P) + (A) x (S) = (Ronaldhino Air Force I) + (Ralph Lauren Polo custom fit rainbow XL) +

(A F cargo pants) x (10,000²²) =

($150) + ($70) + ($65) x (a google or 100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000) =

2,850,000²²

My GSP is 285 to the 26th power.

Calculate yours. Many of the variables are interchangable.

Quoth the legendary Polo Dro: "Mathematically, with a ______ I do trigger-nometry."
To quote the man that wears Gucci: BURR!
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Originally Posted by LESfamilia

Hmmm... I made a similar conjecture in a blog post earlier this year:

After heavy deliberation, I've tabulated a formula for gentlemen to calculate their gross swagger product, or GSP:

(Shoes) + (Polo) + (Abercrombie) x (Swagger) =

(S) + (P) + (A) x (S) = (Ronaldhino Air Force I) + (Ralph Lauren Polo custom fit rainbow XL) +

(A F cargo pants) x (10,000²²) =

($150) + ($70) + ($65) x (a google or 100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000) =

2,850,000²²

My GSP is 285 to the 26th power.

Calculate yours. Many of the variables are interchangable.

Quoth the legendary Polo Dro: "Mathematically, with a ______ I do trigger-nometry."
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To quote the man that wears Gucci: BURR!



Originally Posted by kyrac2

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you do have a point in your post tho OP

not a very important but
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Thanks i appreciate the positivity from these two posters. Motivation to continue my studies (this is just the start of my extensive plans for research and myfuture career in the following field: *human confidence and other positivity level research aka swagometrics as it is called by my professors and othermotivational factors) *Unfortunately due to the competitive nature of this sector of studies I cannot post my formula's and other research results untilall of it is patented.
 
Originally Posted by OneLifeLoveKing

Originally Posted by mneezy1

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Tote a Nalgene instead...
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-3% swag increase noted on these BUT i noticed out of the sample people who said they were concerned with the environment felt a positive increase (estimated 5-45%; a huge range...*) *further research required for accuracy
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i'm sorry, these percentages are incredibly off.
 
using video game percentages and numbers to describe swag decreases one's swag by about 50%......
 
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