April Fools joke for GIRLFRIEND

[letitshine24]

tommorows april fools, i need a good joke for my girl. Not too crazy to the point where she dumps me. thanks

 

[cabron james 23]

pull a Ricky

 

[mangudai954]

piitb

 

[jrp44]

Tell her she can come out of the kitchen...then say April Fools

 

[o fenomeno]

STD

 

[btlgrnd]

^^

 

[undefinedinc]

Aiight check it, make her catch you smashing some randon bird in the bed and then when she comes in say APRIL FOOLS! And then everyone will laugh and she will join in on the sexy time.

 

[hymen man]

tell her you're pregnant.

 

[tony ayooo]

tell her you gave her an std and that your also cheating on her with her grandmother and now her grandmother also has an std

 

[kevenmayne]

Originally Posted by jrp44

Tell her she can come out of the kitchen...then say April Fools

 

[2o6]

tell her your moving to soviet russia and your pregnant

 

[fantastic4our]

just don't get too crazy or you won't have a girlfriend April 2nd...

 

[needsomejays]

Originally Posted by jrp44

Tell her she can come out of the kitchen...then say April Fools

 

[eddie]

Originally Posted by jrp44

Tell her she can come out of the kitchen...then say April Fools

 

[damnitzvin]

put a dookie in her burger

 

[food4thgt]

 

[hymen man]

 

[VinMillerHearn58]

Originally Posted by jrp44

Tell her she can come out of the kitchen...then say April Fools

/thread.

 

[athievingenius]

 

[iheartboost]

Originally Posted by hymen man

tell her you're pregnant.

 

[rocsole]

Originally Posted by hymen man

tell her you're pregnant.

Exactly what I was thinking.
If you do this you gotta be hella dramatic though.

 

[sooperhooper]

Tell her "I'm too mature to pull an April Fool's joke on you"...

 

[bruza]

 i just thought of what i'm gonna do.  i'm gonna tell my gf that i got a job out of state and will be moving VERY soon. 

any conversations on the topic before and she always thought i'd be moving in a couple of years. 

 

[Pmighty]

"i got my ex preggers and i think were goin to try to work it out"

 

[frische produkte]

Originally Posted by jrp44

Tell her she can come out of the kitchen...then say April Fools