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I've been laughing throughout this entire thread cuz of the gifs lmao ahhahaa...
I'll contribute though.....
A man walks into a clock shop and puts his !@*% on the counter. The lady behind the counter says, "Sir! This is a clock shop!!" He says, "Iknow. I want a face and 2 hands put on it."
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cuz 7 8 9.
What did the stamp say to the letter? "Stick with me and we'll go places..."
A blonde is driving down the highway and looks over to the right and sees another blonde rowing a boat in a cornfield. She pulls over, gets out and yells,"You know, it's blondes like you that give us a bad rep. If I could, I'd swim out there and smack you!"
I'll contribute though.....
A man walks into a clock shop and puts his !@*% on the counter. The lady behind the counter says, "Sir! This is a clock shop!!" He says, "Iknow. I want a face and 2 hands put on it."
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cuz 7 8 9.
What did the stamp say to the letter? "Stick with me and we'll go places..."
A blonde is driving down the highway and looks over to the right and sees another blonde rowing a boat in a cornfield. She pulls over, gets out and yells,"You know, it's blondes like you that give us a bad rep. If I could, I'd swim out there and smack you!"