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I just ran past this list on my computer. Got a few good laughs.
The 1 that goes w/o saying: "Throw it down big man!!!!, Throw it down!!!"
1."The only man who can stop cliff robinson is Cliff robinson. The man is unstoppable even at 38."
2."Kenyon Martin is the 2nd best player in the Eastern conference."
3."what was he thinking? was he thinking anything at all"?
4."Greg Ostertag is one of the top centers on this planet"
5."He was wondering how many steps he could take before they would call traveling"
6."Where would you like it NEXT time, Samaki?"
7."Ben Wallace is the Pistons superstar...and he can't get a foul...what a travesty?"
8."They called that a foul... Thats not a foul. This is the playoffs, Let em play..."
9."This is Jason Kidd's world... were just lucky to be living in it."
10."Stephen Jackson can jump out of the building, why didnt he just throw him a lob pass...That has to be the worst pass in the history of Spursbasketball"
11."Robert Horry is one of the top defensive players in his genre"
12."Edddie Griffin has put up the 2 worst shots in the history of the Rockets franchise here tonight"
13."Shaq makes everyone else in the league look like Michelle Tafoya"
14."Rasheed Wallace is putting his fingers over his lips to silence the crowd. Like HE has actually brought his game today to tell them to be quiet!"
15."And THAT'S what they got out of a time-out?!"
16."Send it back, Okur!!! Send it back!!!"
17."Danny Ferry is just a tremendous player..."
18.""What a pathetic play from a pathetic human being"
19.(Kenyon Martin just got a tech for slappin the backboard, yellin, and pullin on his jersey)
Tom Tolbert: "I like it when players show emotion.."
Bill Walton: "Well what would you do if he ripped his jersey off?!"
20."Atlanta needs all 13 lottery picks"
21."A beautiful pass by Tony Parker off the front of the rim."
22."If Anthony Johnson ever gets a jumper, who's gonna stop him?!"
23."The Toronto Raptors are playing ABSOLUTELY HORRENDOUS defense!!!"
24."Tim Duncan is looking at the referee saying....'What is a foul?!'"
25."What they need is Marv Albert, Bill Walton, and the Czar reffing the finals!!!"
26. Bill Walton: "That has to be a foul!"
Steve "Snapper" Jones: "Against who?!"
Bill Walton: " Against the game of basketball!!!"
27."Dale Davis, pick ONE pivot foot........PLEASE!"
28. Brad Nessler: "And Samaki Walker enters the game."
Bill Walton: "So this is what its come to???!"
29."Raef Lafrentz and Shawn Bradley should start considering a new career"
30."They are going to have one of those nights where they score alot of points (NJ after they had a 4-2 lead on SA 3 mintues into the game)"
31."He's everywhere! Rebounds, Assists... Shawn Bradley is looking like Hakeem Olajuwan"
"Ben Wallace is my MVP, but whats with the cornrows? Pick it out big man, pick it out"On Larry Johnson's lackluster performance in the NBAFinals: "What a pathetic performance by this sad human being. This is a disgrace to the game of basketball and to the NBA. He played like a disgracetonight. And he deserved it."
"Why would the Pacers ever double-team Larry Johnson? He wants to be double-teamed so he can pass. Why is Indiana double-teaming a man who only scores 8points a game?"
"Memo to Paul Pierce and Antoine Walker: Couldn't you wait until at least the All-Star break to have the franchise suffer its worst loss in itsstoried history? Bill Russell just called looking for an address to send his 11 championship rings back to the Celtics because he is so disappointed."
Bill and Marv during the Rockets-Magic final where Nick Anderson became Brick Anderson at the line and Shaq was slightly more successful than usual.
Marv: Anderson misses yet another free throw.
Bill: Perhaps he should take free throw shooting lessons from SHA-quille O'Neal.
Marv: Ouch! What a low blow!
"Tonight the Spurs look to extend their lead to 3-0 over the Lakers. This time, however, they will have to do it on the Lakers' home court. Duncan andShaq have been magnificent for both teams, but so far the edge has gone to San Antonio. However, the real story line that awaits us tonight in Los Angeles iswhether or not Kobe Bryant will actually throw a pass!"
"Mick Jagger is in better shape than far too many NBA players. It's up in the air whether the same can be said of Keith Richards."
The 1 that goes w/o saying: "Throw it down big man!!!!, Throw it down!!!"
1."The only man who can stop cliff robinson is Cliff robinson. The man is unstoppable even at 38."
2."Kenyon Martin is the 2nd best player in the Eastern conference."
3."what was he thinking? was he thinking anything at all"?
4."Greg Ostertag is one of the top centers on this planet"
5."He was wondering how many steps he could take before they would call traveling"
6."Where would you like it NEXT time, Samaki?"
7."Ben Wallace is the Pistons superstar...and he can't get a foul...what a travesty?"
8."They called that a foul... Thats not a foul. This is the playoffs, Let em play..."
9."This is Jason Kidd's world... were just lucky to be living in it."
10."Stephen Jackson can jump out of the building, why didnt he just throw him a lob pass...That has to be the worst pass in the history of Spursbasketball"
11."Robert Horry is one of the top defensive players in his genre"
12."Edddie Griffin has put up the 2 worst shots in the history of the Rockets franchise here tonight"
13."Shaq makes everyone else in the league look like Michelle Tafoya"
14."Rasheed Wallace is putting his fingers over his lips to silence the crowd. Like HE has actually brought his game today to tell them to be quiet!"
15."And THAT'S what they got out of a time-out?!"
16."Send it back, Okur!!! Send it back!!!"
17."Danny Ferry is just a tremendous player..."
18.""What a pathetic play from a pathetic human being"
19.(Kenyon Martin just got a tech for slappin the backboard, yellin, and pullin on his jersey)
Tom Tolbert: "I like it when players show emotion.."
Bill Walton: "Well what would you do if he ripped his jersey off?!"
20."Atlanta needs all 13 lottery picks"
21."A beautiful pass by Tony Parker off the front of the rim."
22."If Anthony Johnson ever gets a jumper, who's gonna stop him?!"
23."The Toronto Raptors are playing ABSOLUTELY HORRENDOUS defense!!!"
24."Tim Duncan is looking at the referee saying....'What is a foul?!'"
25."What they need is Marv Albert, Bill Walton, and the Czar reffing the finals!!!"
26. Bill Walton: "That has to be a foul!"
Steve "Snapper" Jones: "Against who?!"
Bill Walton: " Against the game of basketball!!!"
27."Dale Davis, pick ONE pivot foot........PLEASE!"
28. Brad Nessler: "And Samaki Walker enters the game."
Bill Walton: "So this is what its come to???!"
29."Raef Lafrentz and Shawn Bradley should start considering a new career"
30."They are going to have one of those nights where they score alot of points (NJ after they had a 4-2 lead on SA 3 mintues into the game)"
31."He's everywhere! Rebounds, Assists... Shawn Bradley is looking like Hakeem Olajuwan"
"Ben Wallace is my MVP, but whats with the cornrows? Pick it out big man, pick it out"On Larry Johnson's lackluster performance in the NBAFinals: "What a pathetic performance by this sad human being. This is a disgrace to the game of basketball and to the NBA. He played like a disgracetonight. And he deserved it."
"Why would the Pacers ever double-team Larry Johnson? He wants to be double-teamed so he can pass. Why is Indiana double-teaming a man who only scores 8points a game?"
"Memo to Paul Pierce and Antoine Walker: Couldn't you wait until at least the All-Star break to have the franchise suffer its worst loss in itsstoried history? Bill Russell just called looking for an address to send his 11 championship rings back to the Celtics because he is so disappointed."
Bill and Marv during the Rockets-Magic final where Nick Anderson became Brick Anderson at the line and Shaq was slightly more successful than usual.
Marv: Anderson misses yet another free throw.
Bill: Perhaps he should take free throw shooting lessons from SHA-quille O'Neal.
Marv: Ouch! What a low blow!
"Tonight the Spurs look to extend their lead to 3-0 over the Lakers. This time, however, they will have to do it on the Lakers' home court. Duncan andShaq have been magnificent for both teams, but so far the edge has gone to San Antonio. However, the real story line that awaits us tonight in Los Angeles iswhether or not Kobe Bryant will actually throw a pass!"
"Mick Jagger is in better shape than far too many NBA players. It's up in the air whether the same can be said of Keith Richards."
