Bruh... why you breathin' so hard?

[eltizzle]

"i almost busted my %%$ going down the stairs"

 

[maxb7ty]

Originally Posted by soltheman

I got a nice "@$%$ you."

This is what I got last time.

prolly wont ask again.

 

[jasoner27]

I forgot where it was from but some comic said someone asked him why he was breathing so hard....he said...Im trying live
lol had me and my brother dying but i gotta try this too after that skit/post

 

[malyman]

I asked my cousin and he said "So i can live! What type of question is that?"

 

[dendanskesimon]

texted my girl, and she replied she was on the treadmill, then like how the hell did you know a few minutes later ahahaha

 

[mustbefire]

this just made my day.

 

[ethanlee29]

Originally Posted by jasoner27

I forgot where it was from but some comic said someone asked him why he was breathing so hard....he said...Im trying live
lol had me and my brother dying but i gotta try this too after that skit/post

00:37

 

[aj fanatic]

asked my nine year old daughter: (long pause to listen to herself breath) ... I'm not even breathing.

asked my wife she said "why are you stalking me"?

 

[eight2one]

lol this is soo random, perfect for me to try on someone.

 

[brobocop]

Just got, Cause I just got done stuffing your mother.

 

[tommykairaa]

lulz. i remember this

 

[jfmartimcdandruff]

Originally Posted by wanksta23

i asked this to my over weight friend one day

"yo jake, why you breathin so hard?"

"isn't it Fin obvious? look at me

"

made me choke on my food

haha

 

[jrp44]

Originally Posted by dendanskesimon

texted my girl, and she replied she was on the treadmill, then like how the hell did you know a few minutes later ahahaha

 

[calypso chanta]

Originally Posted by BroboCop

Just got, Cause I just got done stuffing your mother.

 

[dipsetgeneral]

i dont get it... fill me in NT..

WHATS THE JOKE?

 

[crumbs]

ill ask a coworker this again tom

 

[and1play5]

%+# are you talking about son- asked my roomate

 

[noodles]

im breathing hard because im farting hard

 

[kl9]

Last thread,

...

"Because I'm on the phone"

 

[j671]

 

[thegameowesme]

"Shut the f up, I'm trying to sleep"

 

[dummie sole]

Will try this

 

[that guy]

Trying this on my friends tomorrow.

 

[boomatic206]

My co-worker: "It's been busy, you should of seen it earlier..."

 

[airweezy03]

trying it tomorrow