"can i borrow you" vol. iFailed

[downtown43]

Originally Posted by rjones416

i like this version better can i borrow you for the night? i'll give you back in the morning. promise.

that will be an instant shutdown from any girl who is not a prostitute.

 

[mecks]

you guys suck I've picked up liek 5 girls from myspace with that line you have to act cute fools

"hey can i borrow you, i promise ill give you back."
borrow me for what?
"you know some monopoly maybe get some ice cream walk to the beach, i get lonely sometimes =/"
loll...



you just have horrible game dude.

 

[DVMNXK]

Originally Posted by trak1sh

That was one epic fail...I was embarrassed just reading that lol

qft

 

[iheartboost]

I haven't used the "can I borrow you line" in a hot minute but when I was on my grind with it, I was flawless. Myspace was waaaaay to easy, tothe point I would do it just to get stats up. Facebook was much much much harder but more satifying when I landed the shorty but the girls are mature so theydon't fall for the easy %%$@ the females do on MySpace.

 

[cedric ceballos 1995 lakers]

im gonna try that monopoly and get some ice cream one.


i love doing the myspace thing when drunk. this is the stuff i say when i'm drunk.

hey baby does whipping it out really work?

ay im gonna be real with you should come over and let me smash then afterwards we can order some pizza and watch raw and see john cena, randy orton, and tripleh main event it for the 45443543534th time

those two startups didn't work so well


i used this one last month on some broad from orlando, it was semi successful as we've talked on myspace for a little while but i doubt ill be going toorlando anytime soon so i stopped talking to her

hey pumpkin who just won the nba championship?

 

[shortydoowopp]

it wasn't that bad til you tried to explain yourself towards the end...that was your fail...should have just kept it movin...

 

[gberdin]

OP YOURE A SQUARE. HOW DO DUDES HAVE NO GAME IN 09 G WHIZ.

 

[mycoldyourdone]

Originally Posted by asg528


yeahh & even if i wasn't taken the way u started this convo was creepy soo i wouldn't even hangout with u

LOL

 

[Pmighty]

yeahh & even if i wasn't taken the way u started this convo was creepy soo i wouldn't even hangout with u
next time dnt be a #%$ & change the way you talk to girls & maybe you'll get the next one...

but

u couldve bounced back

 

[dcortes23]

haha too funny i would be like "your weak anyways"

 

[j burner]

man you need to do some serious shopping in the game deptartment....

 

[dunksnjordans1992]

wow

 

[DownByLaw]

That was downright pathetic

 

[diego]

Originally Posted by Sp Raised

80sbaby:

07.21.09
k...it'll b later tho, gotta lay down

Morgan M:

07.21.09
well my name is Morgan and my number is 980-xxxxxxx hit me up and we can discuss the terms : P

80sbaby:

07.21.09
if it came 2 that- nah

Morgan M:

07.21.09
well thats not necessarily a bad thing is it ?

80sbaby:

07.21.09
oh...u wouldnt wanna give me back. ;-)

Morgan M:

07.21.09
can i borrow you? ill give you back...I promise : )



Worked for me today

.......Ummmmmm Yeah......seems like you hired an escort.

 

[Pmighty]

looks like the one chick c3po or w/e her name is

 

[gnarmyroly]

hahahahaha discuss the terms

def an escort

 

[ThaxbyChamblis]

980?

That's Charlotte NC Baby.....

 

[flyjr22]

WoW

Since OP doesn't want to post pics or links I guess we're going to have to do a process of elimination. I peeped OP is from Englishtown, NJ andhe's 16. Also somebody else mentioned "LAURREN" is 15 so I did a little NT detecting

and these are the "LAURREN"s within a 50 mile radius

However I could be way off and she could not even be from Jersey

 

[gnarmyroly]

not sure why he wouldnt post the pics of some breezy who denied him...

i got my money on the 3rd result tho

 

[DVMNXK]

well my name is Morgan

You need a nickname or something.

 

[jayadict92]

damn boy, you got SHUT DOWN

 

[sneakerpimp2k8]

realllll smooth...smh

 

[flyjr22]

Originally Posted by gnarmyroly

not sure why he wouldnt post the pics of some breezy who denied him...

i got my money on the 3rd result tho

Word, Ima place my bets on 3rd or 7th

 

[sc415]

Lol damn. Dude should of just kept it moving.

 

[ballinamillion1]

Originally Posted by Diego

Originally Posted by Sp Raised

80sbaby:

07.21.09
k...it'll b later tho, gotta lay down

Morgan M:

07.21.09
well my name is Morgan and my number is 980-xxxxxxx hit me up and we can discuss the terms : P

80sbaby:

07.21.09
if it came 2 that- nah

Morgan M:

07.21.09
well thats not necessarily a bad thing is it ?

80sbaby:

07.21.09
oh...u wouldnt wanna give me back. ;-)

Morgan M:

07.21.09
can i borrow you? ill give you back...I promise : )



Worked for me today

.......Ummmmmm Yeah......seems like you hired an escort.