elpablo21
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BP bumps your success rate by 80%
Can I Hit Loser? - MySpace/Facebook - Vol 3. New Year, No Fear,and New Prospects (update on pg 1)
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Did anyone actually use that? I'm here laughing after reading that.
does it work?!?
thats my go to for the 25+ crowd.. bagged one with that too
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i'm sitting out this one...wifey's too good to me
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any new lines?
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It's almost tip off time
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well last season i only saw a couple of plays when our team was way up and i did not play so well but i think im ready this season
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Rookie coming in coach...
lights out for these fees in da 909 hahaha
lights out for these fees in da 909 hahaha
spot rusherz
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ok... %#+% gettin' corny now.
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Yea for real ok we get it now but if you aint putting up any stats yall just benchwarmers. So go out everyone enjoy your new years and get to work tomorrow.
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I'm A.P. All I need is a hole and imma bust through it for major yards..
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Did all my warm-ups and rituals now im ready to go!!!!
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might as well change the title
tmukg21
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well, OP did tell everyone to introduce themselves, plus its new yearsOriginally Posted by cq23
might as well change the title
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[color= rgb(255, 0, 255)]Word, dude gettin all bent outta shape. Everybody just having funbefore they head out.[/color]Originally Posted by tmukg21
well, OP did tell everyone to introduce themselves, plus its new yearsOriginally Posted by cq23
might as well change the title
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I swore this was Can I hit it loser? not Can I introduce myself? I have low expectations for this season
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not for nothing...and i aint trying to ##! on no one...
but i hope cats do this in real life as well....
internet macking is enhhh to me.
but i hope cats do this in real life as well....
internet macking is enhhh to me.
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I would do it, but wifey my superstar is reaching HOF status.
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I just laid groundwork...i msg'ed bout 20 diff girls the can I borrow you?...I'll give you back I promise" jumpoff...will have reports later
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Rookie about to jump into the league..
I almost turned the ball over early in the game, so I had to recover quick. I couldn't be as flagrant on her early on like I usually am with females, so Ihad to switch up the offense. I used the "drink/blaze/get %!%$!% up/party type" technique to see if this bird was down. I decided to engage in alittle small talk, nothing too abrasive, before I asked for her digits. We gonna kick it this weekend, so I'll leave ya'll with an update.
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From: [asian persuasion [emoji]9829[/emoji]]
Date: Dec 31, 2008 1:05 PM
no i have tmobile. =/
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From: ME
Date: Dec 31, 2008 1:03 PM
yeah for sure. ***4*5****. do you have verizon?
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From: [asian persuasion [emoji]9829[/emoji]]
Date: Dec 31, 2008 12:58 PM
.
***3*0*7*8, i have limited texting tho but i'll let you know when im about to go over.
you got digits?
=]
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From: ME
Date: Dec 31, 2008 12:56 PM
i'd for sure love to find out ;] but i gotta bounce in a bit, but i'd for sure like to continue the conversation
is there a number i can text u at perhaps? :]
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From: [asian persuasion [emoji]9829[/emoji]]
Date: Dec 31, 2008 12:55 PM
HAHA. thats for you to find out
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From: ME
Date: Dec 29, 2008 10:52 PM
oh yea? so what kinda naughty things can you do? hm ;]
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From: [asian persuasion [emoji]9829[/emoji]]
Date: Dec 29, 2008 10:11 PM
HAHA. aww... thank you.
umm... i guess you can say im the naughty type... but i like staying innocent around adults. i get away with things more easily.
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From: ME
Date: Dec 29, 2008 10:09 PM
i can say the same thing about you. and you look pretty cute from your default.
so are you the naughty type or what? ;]
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From: [asian persuasion [emoji]9829[/emoji]]
Date: Dec 29, 2008 10:07 PM
you seem like you have a cute/fun personality.. and you're cute ;]
what do you think of me?
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From: ME
Date: Dec 29, 2008 10:06 PM
so how do i fit into your standards right now? ;]
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From: [asian persuasion [emoji]9829[/emoji]]
Date: Dec 29, 2008 10:03 PM
like i said earlier... im openminded so there's not a set type of guy i have my eye on. but anyone cute, fun, nice personality && yeah.
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From: ME
Date: Dec 29, 2008 10:02 PM
its alright, thats why we're getting to know each other right?
so what kinda guys are u into?
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From: [asian persuasion [emoji]9829[/emoji]]
Date: Dec 29, 2008 10:01 PM
idk... whatever.
movies, hanging out, etc.
i dont even know you tho.
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From: ME
Date: Dec 29, 2008 9:57 PM
well i'm in town for winter break, so we should get %!%$!% up sometime ;]
what else would you be down for hm?
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From: [asian persuasion [emoji]9829[/emoji]]
Date: Dec 29, 2008 9:55 PM
i go to ************.
ehh... i dont know about blazin' it but im down to get %!%$!% up. HAHAA.
******? yups where the asians are at. i would party with you if we lived a little bit closer.
=P
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From: ME
Date: Dec 29, 2008 9:52 PM
im a freshman at ********. and yeah i blaze it and drink whenever i get the chance to, haha. what school do you go to?
we should drink/blaze sometime then yea? ;]
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From: [asian persuasion [emoji]9829[/emoji]]
Date: Dec 29, 2008 9:51 PM
where do you goto school?
i hate to say i did blaze it but yeah. i stopped after my cousin got arrested and $!!*. but i drink when i get a chance to. HAHA. you?
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From: ME
Date: Dec 29, 2008 9:50 PM
oh dope.
and yeah i guess you can say im the party type too.
so do you drink / blaze too? ;]
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From: [asian persuasion [emoji]9829[/emoji]]
Date: Dec 29, 2008 9:48 PM
im down for basketball. i used to play all the time but i stopped after i quit the team in jr high. funny how you ask that last question but i get that a lot.i would say im the party type. how about you?
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From: ME
Date: Dec 29, 2008 9:41 PM
oh i mos def feel you. what kinda sports are you into? i play basketball, we should play 1 on 1 sometime if you're down :]
and i can almost guarantee that im one of the nicest guys you'll ever meet, im open minded and down for anything too :] so are you the party type or thechill at home type kinda girl?
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From: [asian persuasion [emoji]9829[/emoji]]
Date: Dec 29, 2008 8:58 PM
ohh okk.
alrite. i love sports and spending time with people. i'm openminded and down for anything. i love meeting new people and i hate being alone. HAHA. as fordislikes... ummm... stupid guys [immature, wanna-be-hardcore, etc.], idk... there's just certain things that irritate me. =P
nah im nothing special. but im different than what most people see me as before they actually know me.
soo.... tell me about yourself.
=]
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From: ME
Date: Dec 29, 2008 6:12 PM
nah no drama for sure. i had a gf but we split up a couple weeks ago so its all good.
so tell me a little about yourself.. likes, dislikes, any special talents? :]
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From: [asian persuasion [emoji]9829[/emoji]]
Date: Dec 29, 2008 6:08 PM
my name is lina.
im down to get to know you.
just as long as im not gonna cause drama, if you got a girlfriend i mean.
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From: ME
Date: Dec 29, 2008 5:51 PM
oh sorry for not introducing myself, my name is ***** :] whats yours?
i randomly stumbled upon your page somehow and i couldnt pass up the opportunity to send you a message and see whassup.
and i just wanna borrow some of your time so we can share a few laughs and smiles, just enjoy each other's company and possibly get to know each other :]hows that sound?
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From: [asian persuasion [emoji]9829[/emoji]]
Date: Dec 29, 2008 3:11 PM
hey.
ummm... you're whack.
can i at least know who you are first?
&& "BORROW"? %%+? give me back to who?
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From: ME
Date: Dec 29, 2008 2:36 AM
wsup cutie? can i borrow you? i'll give you back.. promise :]
I almost turned the ball over early in the game, so I had to recover quick. I couldn't be as flagrant on her early on like I usually am with females, so Ihad to switch up the offense. I used the "drink/blaze/get %!%$!% up/party type" technique to see if this bird was down. I decided to engage in alittle small talk, nothing too abrasive, before I asked for her digits. We gonna kick it this weekend, so I'll leave ya'll with an update.
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: [asian persuasion [emoji]9829[/emoji]]
Date: Dec 31, 2008 1:05 PM
no i have tmobile. =/
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From: ME
Date: Dec 31, 2008 1:03 PM
yeah for sure. ***4*5****. do you have verizon?
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: [asian persuasion [emoji]9829[/emoji]]
Date: Dec 31, 2008 12:58 PM
.
***3*0*7*8, i have limited texting tho but i'll let you know when im about to go over.
you got digits?
=]
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: ME
Date: Dec 31, 2008 12:56 PM
i'd for sure love to find out ;] but i gotta bounce in a bit, but i'd for sure like to continue the conversation
is there a number i can text u at perhaps? :]
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: [asian persuasion [emoji]9829[/emoji]]
Date: Dec 31, 2008 12:55 PM
HAHA. thats for you to find out
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: ME
Date: Dec 29, 2008 10:52 PM
oh yea? so what kinda naughty things can you do? hm ;]
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: [asian persuasion [emoji]9829[/emoji]]
Date: Dec 29, 2008 10:11 PM
HAHA. aww... thank you.
umm... i guess you can say im the naughty type... but i like staying innocent around adults. i get away with things more easily.
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: ME
Date: Dec 29, 2008 10:09 PM
i can say the same thing about you. and you look pretty cute from your default.
so are you the naughty type or what? ;]
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: [asian persuasion [emoji]9829[/emoji]]
Date: Dec 29, 2008 10:07 PM
you seem like you have a cute/fun personality.. and you're cute ;]
what do you think of me?
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: ME
Date: Dec 29, 2008 10:06 PM
so how do i fit into your standards right now? ;]
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: [asian persuasion [emoji]9829[/emoji]]
Date: Dec 29, 2008 10:03 PM
like i said earlier... im openminded so there's not a set type of guy i have my eye on. but anyone cute, fun, nice personality && yeah.
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: ME
Date: Dec 29, 2008 10:02 PM
its alright, thats why we're getting to know each other right?
so what kinda guys are u into?
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: [asian persuasion [emoji]9829[/emoji]]
Date: Dec 29, 2008 10:01 PM
idk... whatever.
movies, hanging out, etc.
i dont even know you tho.
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: ME
Date: Dec 29, 2008 9:57 PM
well i'm in town for winter break, so we should get %!%$!% up sometime ;]
what else would you be down for hm?
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: [asian persuasion [emoji]9829[/emoji]]
Date: Dec 29, 2008 9:55 PM
i go to ************.
ehh... i dont know about blazin' it but im down to get %!%$!% up. HAHAA.
******? yups where the asians are at. i would party with you if we lived a little bit closer.
=P
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: ME
Date: Dec 29, 2008 9:52 PM
im a freshman at ********. and yeah i blaze it and drink whenever i get the chance to, haha. what school do you go to?
we should drink/blaze sometime then yea? ;]
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: [asian persuasion [emoji]9829[/emoji]]
Date: Dec 29, 2008 9:51 PM
where do you goto school?
i hate to say i did blaze it but yeah. i stopped after my cousin got arrested and $!!*. but i drink when i get a chance to. HAHA. you?
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From: ME
Date: Dec 29, 2008 9:50 PM
oh dope.
and yeah i guess you can say im the party type too.
so do you drink / blaze too? ;]
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: [asian persuasion [emoji]9829[/emoji]]
Date: Dec 29, 2008 9:48 PM
im down for basketball. i used to play all the time but i stopped after i quit the team in jr high. funny how you ask that last question but i get that a lot.i would say im the party type. how about you?
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: ME
Date: Dec 29, 2008 9:41 PM
oh i mos def feel you. what kinda sports are you into? i play basketball, we should play 1 on 1 sometime if you're down :]
and i can almost guarantee that im one of the nicest guys you'll ever meet, im open minded and down for anything too :] so are you the party type or thechill at home type kinda girl?
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: [asian persuasion [emoji]9829[/emoji]]
Date: Dec 29, 2008 8:58 PM
ohh okk.
alrite. i love sports and spending time with people. i'm openminded and down for anything. i love meeting new people and i hate being alone. HAHA. as fordislikes... ummm... stupid guys [immature, wanna-be-hardcore, etc.], idk... there's just certain things that irritate me. =P
nah im nothing special. but im different than what most people see me as before they actually know me.
soo.... tell me about yourself.
=]
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: ME
Date: Dec 29, 2008 6:12 PM
nah no drama for sure. i had a gf but we split up a couple weeks ago so its all good.
so tell me a little about yourself.. likes, dislikes, any special talents? :]
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: [asian persuasion [emoji]9829[/emoji]]
Date: Dec 29, 2008 6:08 PM
my name is lina.
im down to get to know you.
just as long as im not gonna cause drama, if you got a girlfriend i mean.
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: ME
Date: Dec 29, 2008 5:51 PM
oh sorry for not introducing myself, my name is ***** :] whats yours?
i randomly stumbled upon your page somehow and i couldnt pass up the opportunity to send you a message and see whassup.
and i just wanna borrow some of your time so we can share a few laughs and smiles, just enjoy each other's company and possibly get to know each other :]hows that sound?
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: [asian persuasion [emoji]9829[/emoji]]
Date: Dec 29, 2008 3:11 PM
hey.
ummm... you're whack.
can i at least know who you are first?
&& "BORROW"? %%+? give me back to who?
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: ME
Date: Dec 29, 2008 2:36 AM
wsup cutie? can i borrow you? i'll give you back.. promise :]
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good work so far just seal the deal and have proof..
also that counts for last season right?
also that counts for last season right?
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[color= rgb(255, 0, 0)]Yo, when I said introduce yourself, yall didn't have to go out with the uncanny entrances word toWWE[/color]
[color= rgb(255, 0, 0)]just keep it simple and say - Rookie - because I'm keeping a list of the players[/color]
What I'm aiming to do is to improve your swag levels by introducing you more formal lines as well as some that are less offensive but more blunt. Thisseason we are going to work on our team chemistry and allow you, as individuals, to come into your own lane. We[the coaches] will give you new lines forcertain situations i.e, hoodrats, suburb chicks, etc etc. When approaching women, each one is diffrent, which is the beauty of it. You have to approach each ofthem a little bit differently so you won't end up like the one dude who message 5 *friends* the same message
There's no coming back word to Pookie from New Jack City
I'm working on lines as we speak and fellas by all means, you can go rambo on some, but if you want to be an elite player in this league and go against theharder opponents, we are going to have to play harder. is IT in you?
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[color= rgb(255, 0, 0)]just keep it simple and say - Rookie - because I'm keeping a list of the players[/color]
[color= rgb(255, 0, 0)]Yes, anything that says 2008 counts as last season. Good work skitzo31 but it was afterthe buzzer sounded
What I'm aiming to do is to improve your swag levels by introducing you more formal lines as well as some that are less offensive but more blunt. Thisseason we are going to work on our team chemistry and allow you, as individuals, to come into your own lane. We[the coaches] will give you new lines forcertain situations i.e, hoodrats, suburb chicks, etc etc. When approaching women, each one is diffrent, which is the beauty of it. You have to approach each ofthem a little bit differently so you won't end up like the one dude who message 5 *friends* the same message
I'm working on lines as we speak and fellas by all means, you can go rambo on some, but if you want to be an elite player in this league and go against theharder opponents, we are going to have to play harder. is IT in you?
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yo is it cool if i make my official rookie season start in march, when i get my car. word to Greg Oden?
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[color= rgb(255, 0, 0)]Yea, guess you'll be on Injured Reserve for a while, take the time to practice andhone your game[/color]
