Originally Posted by Sorkoram
I'm doing that at the moment, but I'll toss one out for you
"Do you remember when you were a little kid and you wanted a toy really bad when you went to the store, but your mom wouldn't let you get it, no matter how much you begged?? Well that's how I feel about you, allow me the pleasure of knowing your name?."
oh wow a crossdressing monkey from the 80s!Originally Posted by ScottHallWithAPick
Originally Posted by ScottHallWithAPick
haha aight, I'm going inOriginally Posted by ScottHallWithAPick
I was just kidding i knew she wasnt the chick. But I realize why this thread is lacking. Sorkoram you not setting a tone. I came into my thread with 3 girls all failed. Then 10 more that night. You have to lead by example a la Tim Duncan. Show these boys what training gets them
Originally Posted by Sorkoram
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[/font][font=Tahoma,]"If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents."
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Originally Posted by Sorkoram
Accepting the nod as ROY in the vol.2
but now its '09 and we are taking this joint up ANOTHER level word to Emeril
I will be working with my predecessorrs avidly to make this thread the BEST for your drive to box fulfilling stardom
This is how we're going to do this-
NEW FEATURES in 2009
-incorporate new lines
-add the Facebook dimension
-set guidelines for finding FAKES
-start with a clean slate
-dynasty mode for all you beasts
Coaches
-providing up to minute updates word to ESPN tickers
-Track successes and fails because we gotta make these cats perennial allstars
-keep giving the advice that has doubled these guys intake levels
fam, you wrote a wall of textOriginally Posted by Th3Ownly
coaches i committed a turnover on our first possession (after you read the convo this will make sense) her photos are private...what should i say next...i was thinking something along the lines of you both are Equally as cute
How do u kno which girl i am frm my pic? im pretty sure my pic is of me and my friend lol...which one am i?
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From: ..Tim..
Date: Jan 1, 2009 4:44 PM
no but I wasnt serious that i wanted to borrow you...I was trying to get your attention ...I can only imagine how many messages a cute girl like yourself receives and i thought that i would send something that would make me stand out and make you laugh...well ill tell you a little bit about myself...i love basketball i play like 3 nights a week, i played soccer in high school, i like watching most sports especially football and basketball, i was my 4th grade monopoly champion, i ran cross country in high school, i like to hang out with my friends, i like to party on the weekends usually every friday and saturday night, i am a sophomore at unl and i plan on going into dentistry hopefully to be an orthodontist...so can you tell me a little bit about yourself?
Fam Delete this from your playbook.Originally Posted by Th3Ownly
coaches i committed a turnover on our first possession (after you read the convo this will make sense) her photos are private...what should i say next...i was thinking something along the lines of you both are Equally as cute
How do u kno which girl i am frm my pic? im pretty sure my pic is of me and my friend lol...which one am i?
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From: ..Tim..
Date: Jan 1, 2009 4:44 PM
no but I wasnt serious that i wanted to borrow you...I was trying to get your attention ...I can only imagine how many messages a cute girl like yourself receives and i thought that i would send something that would make me stand out and make you laugh...well ill tell you a little bit about myself...i love basketball i play like 3 nights a week, i played soccer in high school, i like watching most sports especially football and basketball, i was my 4th grade monopoly champion, i ran cross country in high school, i like to hang out with my friends, i like to party on the weekends usually every friday and saturday night, i am a sophomore at unl and i plan on going into dentistry hopefully to be an orthodontist...so can you tell me a little bit about yourself?
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From: her
Date: Jan 1, 2009 3:51 AM
Do ikno u?
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From: ..Tim..
Date: Jan 1, 2009 7:25 AM
can i borrow you? ill give you back...I promise : )
Originally Posted by bruce negro
*clears throat*
Is there a reason that I'm not on this list after the work i put in, and the nudes i passed out?
314-xxx- xxxx and your name?
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From:
Date: Jan 1, 2009 7:20 PM
lol ok, just making sure. my number is 314 xxx xxxx and yours is?
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From:
Date: Jan 1, 2009 6:26 PM
Who would you give me back to? I dont belong to anyone!
Would you really wanna give me back?
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From:
Date: Jan 1, 2009 6:16 PM
wsup cutie? can i borrow you? i'll give you back.. promise :]
