Can I Hit Loser? - MySpace/Facebook - Vol 3. New Year, No Fear,and New Prospects (update on pg 1)

[geminifly]

Originally Posted by maddog345

My first attempt at the more aggressive approach just for fun.

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From: Her
February 1 at 1:24pm

are you serious you freak

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From: Me

"If your left leg is Thanksgiving, and your right leg is Christmas, can I visit you between the holidays?"

 

[thelegacyofkicks]

This thread is sad.

 

[djphame1]

for real life.. i jus make bs convo.. and then tell girls im havin a party this weekend.. and then tell em the party is cancelled but we should still dosomethin.. works like a charm.. but then again im the dude in madden that only uses 3 diff plays

 

[sorkoram]

LA - keep moving the pile and eventually you're going to break one for a huge gain

+ Stick with it man, its all fun and smashing so don't take it too seriously

Phame - use more of your plays, you're becoming too predictable if you only using 3

 

[lazianboi]

yeah man i send like 30 "can i borrow u" lines.. lmao hopfully 1/30 will crack. hope i didnt get any fat chicks...

NFC

 

[airmissionretro]

LAzianBoi who's that in your avy?

 

[sorkoram]

Originally Posted by airmissionretro

LAzianBoi who's that in your avy?

That's President Obama

[color= rgb(255, 0, 0)]Dallas/Fort Worth Area participators -- free game

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See me for details

 

[twistedb9]

This Bopper is being kinda difficult but a true player sticks with the game plan.

You see.. a good looking girl like yourself obviously gets numbers and numbers of messages a day.
The thinking man that i am, I figured calling you loser would get your attention.

My charm and charisma would do the rest : )
lol. jk.

It worked. right? lol


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From: ebony alicia
Date: Feb 3, 2009 1:35 AM


haha...i didnt say yes though..plus u called me a loser lol


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Well its quite simple.
I just wanna borrow you long enough to share a couple of laughs and a couple of smiles!

We've already established that I'm a funny dude so unless you like hanging out with guys who dont make you laugh. This contact seems right for both ofus! haha.

Wait though.. Before we continue discussing this lease and eventually sign the dotted line... I gotta know.
What do you bring to this deal? Any special talents? abilities?
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From: her
Date: Feb 3, 2009 1:28 AM


lol aww im flattered...your funny.
that wasnt a yes. but i still wanna hear the terms of the lease =) lol


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You dont but my friends most commonly refer to me as the Michael Phelps of love.
I dont do this all too often but you are sooo pretty that I'm gonna go ahead and let you call me by my government name which is ---.
If you wanna call me something else like.. gorgeous, funny, gorgeous than by all means please do.

I didnt see a no to the question so I'm gonna have to take that a a 'yes'.
Shall we discuss the terms of the lease?

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From: her
Date: Feb 3, 2009 1:17 AM


lol do i know u?


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Can I borrow you? I'll give you back. promise.

 

[sorkoram]

Originally Posted by Twistedb9

This Bopper is being kinda difficult but a true player sticks with the game plan.

You dont but my friends most commonly refer to me as the Michael Phelps of love.
I dont do this all too often but you are sooo pretty that I'm gonna go ahead and let you call me by my government name which is ---.
If you wanna call me something else like.. gorgeous, funny, gorgeous than by all means please do.

I didnt see a no to the question so I'm gonna have to take that a a 'yes'.
Shall we discuss the terms of the lease?

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From: her
Date: Feb 3, 2009 1:17 AM


lol do i know u?


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Can I borrow you? I'll give you back. promise.

 

[springfieldxd]

man, i think i exhausted the 501 area.

somebody shoot me some plays.

 

[djphame1]

i jus went like 1 for 25 in the bay.. i tried to mix it up.. ok not really.. but still.. but i did pull a bad one in the gym so my spirits r back up.. this isa great time killer..

 

[bballah3]

Okay. can someone give me a rundown of what this post is about?

Its gone 80 pages and ive seen it forever. this is my first time trying to read and understand this post.


What the !*++ is going on in here?

 

[seniosoul]

Originally Posted by bballah3

Okay. can someone give me a rundown of what this post is about?

Its gone 80 pages and ive seen it forever. this is my first time trying to read and understand this post.


What the !*++ is going on in here?

 

[casperjr]

that the game is still going

damn i cant believe im not a coach

i was smashing before some of you dudeswas allowed to step on the practice field

but somebody pm me the new playbook(or tell me wat page its on)and ill see if i still got it

 

[twistedb9]

Update from the girl above.
Almost turned it over on downs but I successfully went for that 4th & 1 (word to Pete Carroll and Lendale White).




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From: ::me
Date: Feb 3, 2009 10:41 PM


Lol. No need to worry about stalking. If anything I should be tellin YOU that. lol.
Now that I've been introduced to you, I would be extremely shocked if you could get me out of your head.
My name is ----. What's yours?

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From: her
Date: Feb 4, 2009 6:37 AM

sorry, i got this message late, but sure i guess just dont stalk me.. lol whats ur name?
my # is ### ### ####
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From: ::me
Date: Feb 3, 2009 10:00 PM


"fit" means good looking in England. Thats what I was referring to.

Hey Im about to leave my house but can we continue this convo over text?

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From: her
Date: Feb 3, 2009 9:59 PM


(city).

so i read ur profile..

quote
"preferablly fit"

im no where near that sooooo lol nope

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From: me
Date: Feb 3, 2009 9:57 PM


I am exotic indeed. haha.

I stay in (city). You?

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From: her
Date: Feb 3, 2009 9:54 PM


wow, your so exotic! lol

im normally with a black guy,
but at this point whoever loves me will work..lmao


where do u live?

^^^^
"Whoever loves me will work" #!@!?! Im tryna pipe, not fall in love!!
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From: ::me
Date: Feb 3, 2009 9:52 PM


Brazillian and Salvadorian.
What kinda guys are you normally into?

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From: her
Date: Feb 3, 2009 9:46 PM



heeeey your kidn of really cute.
what are u tho? hispanic?

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From: ::mr
Date: Feb 3, 2009 9:42 PM


Well you can see for yourself that I'm cute with a simple friend request. I'll save you the trouble of sending it and I'll do it.
We can discuss me getting that chocolate at a later time.
I got my persuasive ways. haha

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From: ..her
Date: Feb 4, 2009 5:26 AM

wow lol your too much
i dont even know what u look like!
not that it matters ur not gettin none of this chocolate lol

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From: ::me
Date: Feb 3, 2009 9:23 PM


I do both of those things!
Sooo maybe I can eat some chocolate covered strawberries off of you and then we can proceed to sleeping together!


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From: ..her
Date: Feb 4, 2009 5:19 AM

i like to eat and sleep

lol

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From: ::me
Date: Feb 3, 2009 8:33 PM


Unfortunately? It's a goof thing that I got your attention. Not an unfortunate one.
It's not everyday that someone gets to speak to the Michael Phelps of love. haha.

You still havent told me about yourself.
Any hobbies or interests?

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From: her
Date: Feb 3, 2009 7:32 PM


unfortunately yes..lol

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From: me
Date: Feb 3, 2009 1:38 AM


You see.. a good looking girl like yourself obviously gets numbers and numbers of messages a day.
The thinking man that i am, I figured calling you loser would get your attention.

My charm and charisma would do the rest : )
lol. jk.

It worked. right? lol

 

[skribzzrc]

Originally Posted by bballah3

Okay. can someone give me a rundown of what this post is about?

Its gone 80 pages and ive seen it forever. this is my first time trying to read and understand this post.


What the !*++ is going on in here?

This thread is for dudes to spit game at girls on myspace or wherever. using different lines.

like the famous. Can i hit it Loser. followed by a "$%% no" usually then recovering with a " i just wanted to get your attention as imsure....." line.

Dudes have been pulling girls for a WHILEEE.

Best working line.... "can i borrow you, i promise ill give you back"

Then you post your convos with these girls for niketalk to see and take inspiration.

 

[vnsddnn]

Just caught on to this entire thing, but have a question. Does someone choose someone for you?

 

[brettthejett]

Originally Posted by Vnsddnn

Just caught on to this entire thing, but have a question. Does someone choose a candidate or I would choose one myself?

Qualifications:

-Vagina
-J.O capabilities
-Vagina
-myspace (or similar)

it's not about choosing. hit up all women

 

[skribzzrc]

You choose.... then post a pic and the convo. and dont fake it or edit.... dudes find out and expose...

 

[djphame1]

its a game of numbers

 

[superantigen]

Originally Posted by Forgot About Jae

Took her on a lil date. She mad coo

no king lincey. but im planning on cuffing. I like her, she aint no damn JO either.

"Come again--"

 

[sorkoram]

Originally Posted by CasperJr

that the game is still going

damn i cant believe im not a coach

i was smashing before some of you dudes was allowed to step on the practice field

but somebody pm me the new playbook(or tell me wat page its on)and ill see if i still got it

Look anywhere on the first 5 pages

 

[da703trailblaza]

coaches where did the kid fumble? this was the second block of messages

victim of angles

What ever you can bring to the table.

Shall we discuss the terms of the lease?
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From:
Date: Jan 27, 2009 10:42 AM


it's a nickname.
lol talents and abilities?
liiiikkkkeee?

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From: Hi my name is...
Date: Jan 25, 2009 10:28 PM



, I guess it would be safe to assume your name is ?

As for what I would like to know, how about what's on your resume for starters. Any special talents and abilities?

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From:
Date: Jan 23, 2009 12:54 PM


what is your name? lol

This is a different girl, the one I'm trying to salvage..v I'm not sure this one is around my way, but shes the finest that responded.

thats good to hear.

mind telling me a bit about yourself?

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From:
Date: Jan 30, 2009 1:31 AM


everything is well thanks!!!

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From: ..
Date: Jan 30, 2009 4:39 AM


i'm fine thank you. hows everything with you?
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From:
Date: Jan 28, 2009 6:05 PM


hello how are u?!

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From: ..
Date: Jan 28, 2009 10:58 PM

can i borrow you? i'll give you back promise

 

[casperjr]

Well my name is ***** tell me a little bit about yourself...

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From: ME
Date: Feb 4, 2009 8:47 PM

well 1st ill need to kno your name sweetie
2st ill have to inspect the property if theres any holes ill need to fill them

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From: Her
Date: Feb 4, 2009 2:12 PM


Lol sure whats the terms?

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From:ME
Date: Feb 4, 2009 7:13 PM

Shall we discuss the terms of the lease then?

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From: Her
Date: Feb 4, 2009 6:11 AM


Sure

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From: ME
Date: Feb 4, 2009 8:24 AM

Can I borrow you? I'll give you back. promise.

this chick is eatin up everything i throw out

ill have her number in a min

 

[toppshotta]

Coaches...

I need help taking it to the hole and finishing with the left hand

I seem to have the darndest time nabbing a caucasian M.Y.J.O.... I'm not surprised though. I hardly pull em IRL too

Any tips ???

I'm black if that matters