Chappelle's Show Appreciation Thread

[hood17]

"Does Wayne Brad have to choke a @#$%&?"

Never cried so hard

 

[iYen]

 

[paycheck26]

Its not my Favorite, but the Love contract skit, when he was smashing the white girl..then at the end he shoots the used condom into the garbage and says "KOBE!" lolll i do it everytime im shooting something into the garbage, whether it be a paper ball or a sock into my hamper. Not condoms though, #TEAMRAW ftw

 

[iYen]

"This is some good ##% cheese. How come you didn't tell me how good the cheese was?"
"She threw her $!!+ in my arms"
"F... Nick Cannon"
"The meanest burger in the world...could be the MEANEST burger in the world...if you cook it that way"
"We want this roll N..., you gon have to shoot me"
"Should've neva gave you n....s money"
"You can buy a new couch but what am I gonna about my LEGS!?
"I need to stop smoking this sh... here"
"Get a real job"
"B... Wacarnold's is giving me an opportunity to serve my community and feel responsible for the welfare of my own environment"
"Whose gloves are these?"
"Who you f.....g OJ?"
"Guess what the rib sandwiches are coming back on Tuesday and guess who ain't getting one"
"If you want some wacarnold's than youse got to go through me...YOU CUT OFF!"
"I'm Calvin around here, you know about me?"
"I'm broke n.... I'm broke"
"And when I leave come together like butt cheeks"
"Mister Chappelle..."
"NO FURTHER QUESTIONS!!!"

 

[fantastic4our]

Originally Posted by HOOD17

"Does Wayne Brad have to choke a @#$%&?"

Never cried so hard

yesssssss  

when he gets pulled over and the mic appears and he starts singing 

"my mom is not gonna believe this!"

"that's because she's not gonna know %#$@# *snaps neck* " 

 

[mosthated770]

top 5 favorite show ever

 

[tommykairaa]

 

[chris82790]

How come nobody has mentioned The Mad Real World skit. That %+$$ had me in tears.

"Hey man you got it all wrong I didn't have sex with Katie, Lysol had sex with Katie. I just filmed it."
"No Tyrie you had sex with me too"
"Correction, I had sex with Katie."


..."Hey Chad I had sex with Katie too man."
"Katie has some big ### tittays"

 

[chris82790]

Why don't your purify yourself in the waters of Lake Minnetonka

 

[3dgarfly23]

illegal leopard homes

 

[illphillip]

Originally Posted by Brandon3000

Yes. The special episode of Law + Order. "I'd like to thank you for this BALLER +@+ spread, with many cheeses I've never seen before. And I'm sorry I was late, but I was gettin' some PUNANAAAAAY"

"I plead the FIIIIIIIF".

Mad Real World as well. "Bring me back a Banana Cognac"

Also, the one where Dave never believe black dudes are guilty in court.

"What black man don't have some bloody gloves in his house"

"If OJ had put his hand on my family, we woulda made orange juice outta that $*@%*"

"I couldn't pick my own penis out of a police lineup.....and me and my penis is like THIS son!"

"Oh....Baretta did that *%+!".

I saw Trading Spouses tonight.

"It smells like your Lightsaber"

"G-G-G-G-G-G Goodbye!"

I'm paraphrasing off the top. Too many classics.

 

[junior strikes]

FIF

 

[T0INE]

How come they still haven't found Biggie's and Tupac's killer, but they arrested OJ the next day?
Nicole Simpson can't rap.
I WANT JUSTICE!

 

 

[Maximus Meridius]

Every week this show was classic. I remember in High School that's all we did in 1st period was talk about Chappelle's Show. It sucks that it ended so soon but I guess he had to do what he had to do.

 

[wcghost]

-rick james skit
-prince skit
-mad real world
-racial draft

 

[andreasbabz]

I loved every skit, I actually did a marathon last week.

Charlie Murphy's Hollywood stories were my favourite though.

 

[10508 cardo jr ln]

Dave Diddy - This is whats up, you can live here, you can record here, you can be Bad Boy artists here..but if you wanna do it, first y'all gotta walk to Queens and get me a sugar cookie...

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Dylan - A sugar cookie man..this is nuts.....This is not what I got into the music business to be doing...to be a sugar cookie getter

Dylan - I rip and I rhyme, I rhyme and I rip..this is the way that Dylan spits

Dave Diddy - Im shuttin the studio down.

literally too many quotes man 

 

[allreds]

 

[brandon3000]

Originally Posted by 10508 Cardo Jr Ln


Dave Diddy - This is whats up, you can live here, you can record here, you can be Bad Boy artists here..but if you wanna do it, first y'all gotta walk to Queens and get me a sugar cookie...

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Dylan - A sugar cookie man..this is nuts.....This is not what I got into the music business to be doing...to be a sugar cookie getter

Dylan - I rip and I rhyme, I rhyme and I rip..this is the way that Dylan spits

Dave Diddy - Im shuttin the studio down.

literally too many quotes man 

That .gif

 

[shorty doo wop]

"She look like she got underwear with d_ holes in them"

 

[prymone]

da band
black white supremacist
wu tang financial
samuel l jackson
racial draft
roca pads
dice olympics
mad real world
kinkos

at any given time me an my homie tommy will recite a while scene word for word

 

[prymone]

1, 2, 3, 4, fiiiiiiiffffff


its leeeeeopaaaarddd

 

[thatpersianguy]

Kills me each and every time.

"Wait till you see him play defense!"

 

[10508 cardo jr ln]

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[dade b0y]

I KNOW ITS YELLOW CAKE. Thats why I got it wrapped up in dis special CIA Napkin


!!!!!