The_Isomotion31
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1 small cup every other day or so. Depending on how I am feeling or what I am eating for breakfast.
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Big J 33 wrote:
ill go to the grave without ever having a drop touch my tongue.
I have no idea why anyone would want to drink that stuff. please enlighten me.
It tastes good, it's helpful if I'm feeling sluggish or tired and along with healthy food options like almonds it can really be a good pick me up. It's been shown to have some health benefits (although I don't drink it for those reasons alone). Getting or having coffee with someone can be social
For OP, coffee can make that happen, but it varies from person to person. If I responded to coffee that way, then I'd probably stop. Thankfully, that's not the case.
sometimes i need a pick me up too at the office. Water and an apple/banana work incredibly well. I dont understand how people have an addiction to this. thinking you need coffee to get your day going is completely physiological and just makes a person sound so dumb.
Originally Posted by ai3mac1
Coffee is appreciated
Originally Posted by Mojodmonky1
Originally Posted by Grizzly Hebert
It's cool, bruh. Breathe and let it flow.
Just keep drinking. Your bowels will be come trained to quick evacution. Right now your guts are like FEMA in 05. Sloppy, unorganized, caught off guard, and all out scared. Keep at it, champ. Soon you'll be dropping some of the most graceful dumps of your life.
this man knows what he is talking about.
i drink atleast 1 cup a day minimum, 7 days a week. i just dont function correctly if i dont have a morning shower, a morning coffee, and of course, the morning poo poo. that coffee induced morning poo poo helps kick start the day. it gives me an extra bounce to my step feelin a little bit lighter and ready to go.
i swear my dog is the same way. when i take her outside to drop a bomb she is all slow and lethargic. as soon as she clears her bowels she is hoppin around like a little puppy all full of life.
Originally Posted by kangaroobombs
I love coffee. Drink 5-6 cups a day and I'm not white.
You guys sound like girls complaining about it smelling.
Tastes good to me. Especially a fresh brewed French press cup. Mmmm!
I never had a damn banana or apple give me energy to stay up.
Originally Posted by oo206oo
Originally Posted by oidreez
you'll be alright b. i drink coffee maybe once a week or less
Lol this is hilarious.
Like, what does your frequency of coffee drinking have to do at all with him being alright? Well done sir.
Originally Posted by ryanbbn23
Originally Posted by Shorty Doo Wop
Never drank coffee and never will
ill go to the grave without ever having a drop touch my tongue.
I have no idea why anyone would want to drink that stuff. please enlighten me.
Originally Posted by bruce negro
You guys are just so full of yourselves. Always talking bout, "Oh, I love coffee, it's the best way to start your morning!" As you type your reports and look all happy. Even my girlfriend is in on it, talking bout we need to have a keurig in my apartment. Coffee is the best thing since sliced bread, it's the bees knees, right? RIGHT?!
So why am I clutching my ankles for dear life right now on the toilet, huh? Huh? Every few seconds I can barely squeeze out a sentence on my iPhone before caffeine's **@+# ##* decides to give my large intestine another death rattle. Who do you people think you are, to act like you live this happy, caffeinated life, when in reality every morning you're bent over like Monica Lewinsky in the oval office? My girl and I share EVERYTHING and even she didn't tell me about this until it was too late:
Me: Hey, is this gonna make me doodoo?
Her: Yep, it will. Probably within minutes.
Me: I feel like I have to do it. Do I do it now, or later?!
Her: Right now.
Her: It's probably not going to be very comfortable.
This is just too much. No warning, just a quick, brown ambush. While I'm holed up, some other dude comes in, sits down, releases what sounded like a small typhoon, a baby crying, and Bangs making another single. He's probably gonna diddy-bop out of here with a smile on his face. I'm not sticking around to find out.
Cliffs: You coffee drinkers are a sick, sad bunch.
Originally Posted by Shorty Doo Wop
Never drank coffee and never will
sometimes i need a pick me up too at the office. Water and an apple/banana work incredibly well. I dont understand how people have an addiction to this. thinking you need coffee to get your day going is completely physiological and just makes a person sound so dumb.