Cold toilet seats UNAPPRECIATION

[jackiechizzan]

It just recently started to get cold out here in NorCal, and now i hesitate whenever i have to go number 2 because the toilet seat is so damn cold. Every timei sit on cold toilet seats, my testicles senses the cold and it retracts up the sack. I think i'm going to start saving up for a heated toilet.

 

[mw2889]

If it's that bad (it isn't) why don't you just put toilet paper on the seat?

 

[fade on you]

Originally Posted by cesarhpr1986

call me and ill go over and warm it up for you, you better have 2-ply

AAAAAAYYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

 

[cesarhpr1986]

call me and ill go over and warm it up for you, you better have 2-ply

 

[zerogravity23]

sorry but i have a cushion seat not the ceramic hard crap

 

[ac4three]

It can't be that bad.

 

[rocketzballa23]

Originally Posted by cesarhpr1986

call me and ill go over and warm it up for you, you better have 2-ply

unless your the girl in you avy; AAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYOOOOOOO

 

[jd turk]

Cold toilet seat + splashback = horrible bathroom trip

 

[minah86]

they're appreciated in the summer time, however.

 

[oidreez]

lol

 

[tnisatard]

i wouldnt want a dirty one

 

[nikejah89]

Man up, You never hear girls complaining about this stuff.

 

[maedhros hawk]

If your innards aren't about to explode, sit on it first in your underwear.

 

[ahmed adudi]

i hate that. i always just slightly touch the seat then slowly move onto it. then its not that bad

 

[born to be fly]

unappreciated

 

[jpap348]

just put toilet paper on the seat...duh

 

[gingersaintbad]

or just man up and sit down

 

[warriors510]

sack up brah!

 

[bkmac]

my testicles senses the cold and it retracts up the sack.

It is unappreciated, but the cold only lasts for a few seconds, so it's whatever.

 

[jgalan713]

I hate it when the seats cold...but when you gotta go U gotta go

 

[sunny559]

sometimes my butt goes numb like that...

 

[jackiechizzan]

Originally Posted by Maedhros Hawk

If your innards aren't about to explode, sit on it first in your underwear.

That's actually one of my strategy's in this war. That,or if I can't hold it any longer, i'll hover over the toilet like i'm in Roswell.....but the splashing is a little too much sometimes. It'snasty when a droplet of toilet water is dripping down my legs, but i can't move around to grab toilet paper because i have a turtle head that'llprobably end up on the toilet seat if i move two inches to the left.

Originally Posted by cesarhpr1986

call me and ill go over and warm it up for you, you better have 2-ply

PM sent

 

[bbanks707]

better than a warm toilet seat, someone else's butt warmth.

 

[cesarhpr1986]

Originally Posted by bbanks707

better than a warm toilet seat, someone else's butt warmth.

exactly, somebody just sat there and took a dump cold seat appreciated

 

[drjdoc26]

Originally Posted by JD Turk

Cold toilet seat + splashback = horrible bathroom trip