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I've had ex girlfriends blow up my phone, run at on me at my job, threaten suicide and save condoms. One even spent me pics of it with and a turkey batser
My girl's brother was in a fatal attraction last year. He and his ex would go back an forth trolling one another.
Best one she pulled was saying she hired a hitman to take him out. He played it off, even though she had sent goons to jump him like twice before. Like the same night the bish hid out in the bushes across the street from his house, and point a laser pointer at him when he came out the house. Homeboy was probably drunk or high because the though thought is was a sniper and was acting like a Gears of War character, rowdy running, roll dodging and wall bouncing to get back in the house.
Lmao, this is funny.