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Put together your perfect woman. If you could go to a lab or use a weird science computer what would you use to make your perfect woman.

A mix of black/spanish
green eyes
Nice smooth light brown skin
5'9 without shoes
Perfect teeth
C cups
Phatty but not crazy like them strippers
Small waist/Nice hips
No stomach slight abs but nothing crazy like a weight lifting chick. just the slight lines of definition
No body hair
Long hair to her back. Natural curls when its not straight
Nice feet - none of that 2nd toe longer than the big one SMH
No gag reflex
Can sing like Mariah Carey
Tattoo on the side torso down to the thigh and one on her back

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5'11

intelligent with common sense

mixed with african/ west indian and ________

from europe

has an accent

slim none of that NT thick bs
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nice chubby butt tiny waste with hips

long legs

long curly hair

light eyes

dark hair

freckles

buttery smooth soft skin

cute feet

high cheekbones

beautiful smile

sings

has other artistic talent

likes to experiment with drugs

spontaneous

adventerous

passionate with everything she does

athletic

flat tummy

solid C cup or D even

tattoo-less

thirsts for knowledge

knows and respects herself

bohemian-ish

loves to travel and well traveled

stylish

always down for anything anywhere anytime

doesn't mind getting dirty

loves vintage things

listens to all genres music

yeah think that covers it
 
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CreateDestroy said:
You wasted your saturday creating a thread describing the perfect girl instead of going out and finding her...
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Wasted my Saturday? As in I was up all day creating this thread? You trying too hard. I worked out, smashed my girl, cooked a great pasta and went out with the homies today. Fall back. PS you will never find the "perfect girl" you will find somebody thats great for you.
 
TruthGetsBusy said:
Wasted my Saturday? As in I was up all day creating this thread? You trying too hard. I worked out, smashed my girl, cooked a great pasta and went out with the homies today. Fall back. PS you will never find the "perfect girl" you will find somebody thats great for you.
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gotta be viet filipino or cambodian
cant be taller than 5'5 (im 5'11)
cant be flat but she dont gotta have huge *******/booty either
cant be fat
i like em clingy (srs)
cant be stupid
cant be easy/slutty
gotta know how to cook
cant be below a 6/10
she GOTTA be a lowkey freak dont even get me started :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:


thats about it
basically described all my ex's lulz
 
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TruthGetsBusy said:
CreateDestroy said:
You wasted your saturday creating a thread describing the perfect girl instead of going out and finding her...
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Wasted my Saturday? As in I was up all day creating this thread? You trying too hard. I worked out, smashed my girl, cooked a great pasta and went out with the homies today. Fall back. PS you will never find the "perfect girl" you will find somebody thats great for you.
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:lol: :pimp: :smokin :nthat:
 
Half Filipino-Mexican
5'5
Natural beauty but breathtaking when she fixes herself up.
Deadly smile, dimples.
Hard working, going somewhere in life
Cooks and cleans
Possibly sings
Not a B****
Good hearted and caring
On par with me emotionally and intellectually
110% down for me
Likes to cuddle
Will give massages and make sandwiches
 
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TruthGetsBusy said:
Wasted my Saturday? As in I was up all day creating this thread? You trying too hard. I worked out, smashed my girl, cooked a great pasta and went out with the homies today. Fall back. PS you will never find the "perfect girl" you will find somebody thats great for you.
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good comeback. :lol:

On the real... I.can't describe the perfect girl.

I just hope them yambs are good and the personality isn't all bland.

Girls that talk your head off >>>> girls that are afraid to talk.

Hope she has mass like Q45/Infinity from club butts though.

:pimp: :pimp:
 
TruthGetsBusy said:
Wasted my Saturday? As in I was up all day creating this thread? You trying too hard. I worked out, smashed my girl, cooked a great pasta and went out with the homies today. Fall back. PS you will never find the "perfect girl" you will find somebody thats great for you.
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Owned. Dude tried to go hard on that first post for the lulz. :lol:
 
Filipino or Chinese or both
Gotta know how to cook WELL
Can't be ghetto
Can't be cheap
Has to be smarter than me
Preferably a business lady
Gotta love kids
Pretty face
Likes taking care of her looks
Likes watching football and doesn't mind me playing video games
Can't really demand too much with the *** and boobs cuz it's a hit-or-miss with the asian women
 
TruthGetsBusy said:
Wasted my Saturday? As in I was up all day creating this thread? You trying too hard. I worked out, smashed my girl, cooked a great pasta and went out with the homies today. Fall back. PS you will never find the "perfect girl" you will find somebody thats great for you.
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 Owned.

And with that, dude will never be heard from in this thread again.
 
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JD214 said:
Has to be White or at least not darker than me.


About 5'8"-5'10"


Blonde or Brunette (Preferably Blonde)


Blue, Green, or Hazel eyes


Don't want to describe the body much, But she would look something like this:
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Smart


Funny


Non-Smoker


No tattoos


Too late to think about other stuff...
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:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

no surprise here
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:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
 
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TruthGetsBusy said:
CreateDestroy said:
You wasted your saturday creating a thread describing the perfect girl instead of going out and finding her...
Click to expand...
Wasted my Saturday? As in I was up all day creating this thread? You trying too hard. I worked out, smashed my girl, cooked a great pasta and went out with the homies today. Fall back. PS you will never find the "perfect girl" you will find somebody thats great for you.
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TruthGetsBusy said:
Put together your perfect woman. If you could go to a lab or use a weird science computer what would you use to make your perfect woman.

A mix of black/spanish
green eyes
Nice smooth light brown skin
5'9 without shoes
Perfect teeth
C cups
Phatty but not crazy like them strippers
Small waist/Nice hips
No stomach slight abs but nothing crazy like a weight lifting chick. just the slight lines of definition
No body hair
Long hair to her back. Natural curls when its not straight
Nice feet - none of that 2nd toe longer than the big one SMH
No gag reflex
Can sing like Mariah Carey
Tattoo on the side torso down to the thigh and one on her back

:nerd:
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this guy here, are you even worth it?
 
around my height, not much taller so like 5'8 max but ideally 5'4-5'6
blonde or persian both are desirable
nice chest c's are fine
booty to match
intelligent, confident, creative, funny, capable of being silly at times, listens to good music ranging from classic rock to dubstep to classical, likes to read and laugh, into helping others, being positive and loving, brave and angelic
down to watch sports, dome me up while i play madden, smoke weed and listen to music slash talk about whatever
cooks well and likes to eat nice variety of food
nice lips
cute nose and eyes
 
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