Datnggag'z Joke O' The Day

[datnggag]

I know its been a minute but the people requested it..Shoutout to Travisreal..whats good homie?

THE WEDDING TEST

I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating
for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one
little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.

My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts,
and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down when she was
near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.

One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come over to check
the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered
to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married
and committed my life to her sister.

Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.

She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last
wild fling, just come up and get me."

I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. I
stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the
front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car. Lo
and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!

With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, "We are
very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a
better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."

And the moral of this story is:
Always keep your condoms in your car.

 

[kidposite]

classic

 

[million dollar stacks]

*thumbs up*

 

[you big dummy]

 

[shoecrazy77]

Lmao...

 

[king lincey]

That was funny.

I could see his face..."I'm bout to smash

"

 

[jahithber]

Get's me everytime.

 

[nikeholic23]

That was good!

 

[zerogravity23]

nice

 

[big j 33]

Never heard that one, very funny.

 

[theotherai9]

 

[militaryiv]

i was expecting corny, but that was good

 

[illmaticsoulchild]

Not terribly funny, but I chuckled.

 

[mvp07]

I knew it was gonna be a setup, but I was expecting him to go to the bedroom and finding his fiance there.

nonetheless it was a good read

.

.

 

[elocin023]

good one.

 

[goldnboi7]

that was pretty good...


can I play? (No threadjack)

A man dies and is sent 2 Hell. The Devil greets him and says 'Welcome 2 Hell...here you will spend the rest of eternity suffering, but there is onething...you get to choose how you are punished...but once you choose, it is irrevocable.' The man says 'well, aight, since I gotta be here 4ever, whydon't you show me my choices?' The devil agrees, and they walk down a long hallway past the different punishment rooms...in one room, there are peoplesliding down a huge razor blade into a pool of alcohol over and over again, in another there is your standard fire and brimstone affair, in yet another thereare people bein beaten senseless by horrible demons. It is not an easy decision at all, so they keep lookin at rooms...but each punishment seems worse than thelast.

Finally they come to a room where a very attractive brunette with a sinfully bangin body and sexy lips named Candy is energetically fellating a fat, naked,sweaty, putrid smelling man...every once in a while, he splashes on her face, and she keeps going. The man with the Devil watches this 4 about 20 minutes andthinks 2 himself 'Lucky fat bastard...he was really smart 2 pick this one...I think this is how ill spend eternity'...he turns 2 the devil and says,'Aight Lucifer, I've decided...this is where ill stay.' He responds 'Are you sure?' The man says 'Hell yeah!' Lucifer says 'Allright, then let it be so...Candy, you can come with me...I've found sumbody 2 take your place...'

 

[solewoman]

comedy. a slient tear rolled down my eye at work...

 

[b smooth 202]

who comes up with these things

 

[marcuskicks]

that was classic. very funny

 

[upt17th]

 

[jordanskates17]

that was good man....

(three thumbs up!!!)

 

[envyusinc]

 

[dunkinlo.y]

 

[momoney848]

that joke never gets old to me

 

[Thats My Word]

so did trojan rip that off?