"Dear Jesus, I masturbated yesterday and betrayed you....but check out my new shirt"

[lobotomybeats]

Dear Jesus,
Today I cum to you knowing that when I coated my gut in DNA last night (and yesterday morning and possibly every day since I was 14) I was sinning. So Iask you for forgiveness. I know that my actions didn't affect anyone whatsoever and that they never will. But this shame I carry for absolutely no reasonat all is getting to me. I am aware that I didn't masturbate on to any unknowing bystanders or passerbys. I am aware that I didn't cause a mess foranyone other than myself. But in your name I ask forgiveness for this terrible terrible sin.

love, Nick
(Ps. Why did you make all the fun stuff a sin?)

Is this the Scarlet Letter of the lonely? What is more shameful, masturbating or telling people you quit in the name of Jesus?
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Do you suffer from Masturbation? If so check out Dameco's Blog about her victory over masturbation.
Oh here is Dameco. By the looks of her, she shouldn't have hung the old vibrator up so early. \

 

[dakingii]

 

[nychiphophippo]

LMAO

u can probably find mad freaks in there though

 

[sorkoram]

 

[kyrac2]

Originally Posted by Dakingii

 

[million dollar stacks]

 

[pr1nts]

Originally Posted by lobotomybeats

Dear Jesus,
Today I cum to you knowing that when I coated my gut in DNA last night (and yesterday morning and possibly every day since I was 14) I was sinning. So I ask you for forgiveness. I know that my actions didn't affect anyone whatsoever and that they never will. But this shame I carry for absolutely no reason at all is getting to me. I am aware that I didn't masturbate on to any unknowing bystanders or passerbys. I am aware that I didn't cause a mess for anyone other than myself. But in your name I ask forgiveness for this terrible terrible sin.

love, Nick
(Ps. Why did you make all the fun stuff a sin?)

dude rubbed one out on his own stomach?

 

[mangudai954]

Your disgusting.

 

[sn00pee]

too bad masturbating is healthy for you. it would be a sin NOT to.

 

[young stutta]

*waits for Robocop gif.

 

[freddypee]

lmao....

I want one

 

[lobotomybeats]

Originally Posted by nYcHipHopHippo

LMAO

u can probably find mad freaks in there though

I was thinking the same. Like going to a sex addiction meeting.

 

[ohyeah10]

i want that shirt!

 

[liljrdn]

That GIF was perfectly executed!

 

[dalilboy]

 

[primavera vills]

Hahahahahahahaha I'd rock that shirt.

E D I T
I just bought one. A black Ex-Masturbator tee. I was gonna get an Ex-Hypocrite, but I said naw, I'll stick to the Ex-Masturbator

 

[djphame1]

imma hit some of the girls that replied with the "can i hit, loser?'" lol

 

[DeadsetAce]

Originally Posted by kyrac2

Originally Posted by Dakingii

 

[stoneyjax]

Originally Posted by lobotomybeats




Do you suffer from Masturbation? If so check out Dameco's Blog about her victory over masturbation.
Oh here is Dameco. By the looks of her, she shouldn't have hung the old vibrator up so early. \

they make sound like she beat cancer or something

 

[gboy1230]

 

[lobotomybeats]

Originally Posted by stoneyjax

Originally Posted by lobotomybeats




Do you suffer from Masturbation? If so check out Dameco's Blog about her victory over masturbation.
Oh here is Dameco. By the looks of her, she shouldn't have hung the old vibrator up so early. \

they make sound like she beat cancer or something

yeah I did that on purpose. Like masturbation is this huge vital hill to overcome.

 

[jayadict92]

 

[solewoman]

 

[seniosoul]

 

[mynameaintg]

how is hustling a sin?