"Dear Jesus, I masturbated yesterday and betrayed you....but check out my new shirt"

[ape]

all those people are ugly

 

[prurientsole]

I'm addicted to porn.

Specifically, ****** porn.

Ganbang ****** porn.

I need help.

Buying this t-shirt is the first step towards my rehabilitation.

Thank you, Jesus!

 

[marath0n]

From her blog...

I went from "humping" the floors, to sexually stimulate myself, to full on masturbation, which became my most shameful secret. The frequency to which I masturbated and the degree to which I did it was so bad that I actually ended up tearing the tissue on my clitoris.

 

[dyzzle]

 

[sorkoram]

Originally Posted by marath0n

From her blog...

I went from "humping" the floors, to sexually stimulate myself, to full on masturbation, which became my most shameful secret. The frequency to which I masturbated and the degree to which I did it was so bad that I actually ended up tearing the tissue on my clitoris.

Originally Posted by seniosoul

 

[nothingbefore]

"Glad you hate ..N go Masturbate" - Cam'ron ...Crime pays

 

[kash55]

 

[hungweedawg]

 

[d3772000]

No way this stuff is legit...no way!

 

[purplehazze96]

Originally Posted by gboy1230

 

[lifelessons]

"They'll make anything off my name..."

I'm so excited. As a former masturbator I plan to get every color. I want everyone to know power of Jesus is stronger than the devil's urge to purge.

 

[nako xl]

this is a cliche, but i actually know someone who slept with a girl who was getting treated for sex addiction. dude's not a close friend of mine so i heardthe story over beers and laughs and people vouched for him, so i thought id share with nt.

and naw it didn't occur to me to ask if he met her at a sex addict meeting. but in the story the girl attended said meetings, and we were drunk so i justput two and two together and assumed.

 

[bowzer blitz]

I'd cop but being from NYC I know somebody is going to stop me and think I'm serious. High five

 

[hugo]

 

[kicks67]

rip dameco from chronic masterbation withdrawl. She was loved but never toutched

 

[dom90]

 

[darthska]

I... *sigh*... I hate that there are so many Christians lost in a cloud of delusions, misinterpretations, and false teachings.

Off topic, but my wife's parents just asked her over the weekend if we ever think about the fact that our son is 18 months old and we've never takenhim to church; the only time he has been in church have been the 3 weekends he has spent with them. We had never had this talk with her parents before, but shefinally just flat out told them 'No it doesn't bother us; we're doing it on purpose. We want him to know the teachings of the Bible, and the churchis one of the last places he'll learn them.'

The church would never tell you that lust is a sin, but still a forgivable one. The church would condemn you for masturbating, leading you to believe that youshould feel ashamed and unworthy, when in reality, the sin of lust is no more or less forgivable than any other sin, and God honors all efforts towards puritymade in His name and for His will.

If you believe in God, then this applies: God made us, so He understands our human nature. Perfection is not His goal for our lives.

Sorry, I know there's a lot in all of that.

The shirts are ridiculous. The message behind the shirt is laughable. The people behind the message have missed the point.

 

[oidreez]

wow....

 

[illwill8710]

copped x2

 

[coolnificent]

 

[apolloburningstar]

Hahahaha what's funny is my exs was telling me about her best friend who is hardcore christian and she felt guilty for doing it. I was like its a sin tomasturbate!? Haha what's weird is she asked me the other day if I masterbate a lot. ...imma buy one of those shirts.

 

[kicks off]

 

[zerogravity23]

Originally Posted by Dakingii

 

[marath0n]

Originally Posted by 23ska909red02

I... *sigh*... I hate that there are so many Christians lost in a cloud of delusions, misinterpretations, and false teachings.

Off topic, but my wife's parents just asked her over the weekend if we ever think about the fact that our son is 18 months old and we've never taken him to church; the only time he has been in church have been the 3 weekends he has spent with them. We had never had this talk with her parents before, but she finally just flat out told them 'No it doesn't bother us; we're doing it on purpose. We want him to know the teachings of the Bible, and the church is one of the last places he'll learn them.'

The church would never tell you that lust is a sin, but still a forgivable one. The church would condemn you for masturbating, leading you to believe that you should feel ashamed and unworthy, when in reality, the sin of lust is no more or less forgivable than any other sin, and God honors all efforts towards purity made in His name and for His will.

If you believe in God, then this applies: God made us, so He understands our human nature. Perfection is not His goal for our lives.

Sorry, I know there's a lot in all of that.

The shirts are ridiculous. The message behind the shirt is laughable. The people behind the message have missed the point.

Props to you man, thats wassup. I needed to read that.

 

[deletedelete]

it's the only action i get

so...