Dude Beats Up His GF... Claims Self Defense... There's A Catch Tho Vol. Wait... What?!

[brockbo]

whatttttttttt im sry but that is funny why would he stay with her

 

[billy hoyle]

what the...

 

[justscoreda100]

comment from the article:

Mia says:
A man had a daughter, but she was born as only a head. The man loved his daughter very much and took care of her, even though she was only a head.

When the daughter turned 21, the man took him to a bar. "One whiskey for my girl, barkeep!" said the man.
"You don't want to do that," said the bartender."She's a woman, just turned 21! Get her a whiskey!"
"I'm serious," the bartender insisted. "It's a bad idea."
"Just do it!" ordered the man.

So the bartender got the head a whiskey, and when she drank it, she sprouted a body! The head and her dad were excited, but the bartender wasn't pleased.

"Wow, another one of those for my girl!" yelled the man.
"It's a really bad idea," the bartender stated.
"Just give her a stupid whiskey! Geez, I'm payin', ain't I?" said the man, a little frustrated now.
So the bartender gave the daughter a whiskey, and she grew an arm! The father made the bartender give more whiskey to the head, and she grew another arm, a leg, another leg, and finally the head was a whole person.

The daughter was so excited that she ran into the street, screaming and shouting happily, and was hit by a car and died. "I told you," the bartender said. "You should have quit while she was a head."

 

[dead stokc]

But she cheated on him tho....

 

[nero1son]

so it was self defense??? lol at the mental image of this

 

[ruxxx]

^^*HEART FAILS*

 

[getmoneyforever]

thats funny

 

[dalilboy]

that's funny

 

[hugo]

LMAOOOOOOOOOO

 

[btlgrnd]

unbelievable

 

[soundnfury]

i believe him.

 

[mosthated770]

damn....

 

[soundnfury]

i believe him.

 

[<Agape]

thats some crazy +$+%