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what does snoop dogg use to wash his laundry?
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Dumb Jokes You find funny
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I got setup on a blind date with a girl in a wheelchair...
I stood her up.
Then she fell for me.
I stood her up.
Then she fell for me.
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KNOCK KNOCK!!!
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Originally Posted by SoleWoman
i still dont get it
"A magician is driving down the street then he turns in to a driveway."
He becomes a driveway because he is a magician.
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I laugh every time my little niece says "Guess what?....Chicken butt".
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Originally Posted by Not a sneak
Why did the parrot koala fall out of the tree?
Because it died. was dead.
Why did the Monkey parrot fall out of the tree?
Because it was stapled to the parrot koala.
What i came to post... gets me every time
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Your mom has no eyes talking about "I see what you mean" lol
Your mom has no legs talking about "Lets take a walk"
Your mom has no legs talking about "Lets take a walk"
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what do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
I still have no idea (pronounced no eye'd deer
solewoman
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ooooh! lol... i thought he was driving the car and like made a right turn type into a driveway.Originally Posted by Sharp E
Originally Posted by SoleWoman
i still dont get it
"A magician is driving down the street then he turns in to a driveway."
He becomes a driveway because he is a magician.
that joke whack
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I got these for days! Altho yall are killing me here at work. Much needed!
How do you make Wenie the Pooh Mad?
You put 2 fingers in his Hunnie!
How do you make Wenie the Pooh Mad?
You put 2 fingers in his Hunnie!
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all these had me
except for a few
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Your mom is well used....
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A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel attached to his crotch. The bartender notices it and asks the pirate, "Dude, what the hell is that?!"The pirate says "ARRR, it's drivin' me nuts!"
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Q: What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies?
A. You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork
Q. What's the difference between a Cadillac and a pile of dead babies?
A. I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.
ok besides dead baby jokes
Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?
He had no body to go with!
A. You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork
Q. What's the difference between a Cadillac and a pile of dead babies?
A. I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.
ok besides dead baby jokes
Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?
He had no body to go with!
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Your mother cook chicken with baby oil
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Lmaooo.... that's a good 1 I gotta use that 1....lol
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What do you call someone else's cheese?
NACHO CHEESE! (Not cho cheese)
NACHO CHEESE! (Not cho cheese)
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why does snoop dogg carry an umbrella?
fo' drizzle.
fo' drizzle.
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Why did the little girl fall off the swing?
She had no arms.
She had no arms.
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Your mom
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Originally Posted by SoleWoman
ooooh! lol... i thought he was driving the car and like made a right turn type into a driveway.Originally Posted by Sharp E
Originally Posted by SoleWoman
i still dont get it
"A magician is driving down the street then he turns in to a driveway."
He becomes a driveway because he is a magician.
that joke whack
no its not, you were just too slow to get it at first.
although, its all in the delivery.
"so a magician is driving down the street, and then...he turns into a DRIVEWAY! *poof your hands out in the air right before saying 'driveway'*
BOOM! lul-city.
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a skeleton walks into a bar and says "give me a beer and a mop"
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What's Rihanna's favorite cheese?
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Mozzarella
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Ella
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Ella
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Eh
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Eh
