black leg
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Eh
Dumb Jokes You find funny
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black leg
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Q. What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
A. Nothing, You've already told her twice.....
A. Nothing, You've already told her twice.....
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these are definitely hilarious lol
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Got a couple.
A duck walks into a bar. The bartender notices that he has one shoe on. BARTENDER ASK" I SEE YOU LOST A SHOE". The duck replied "NO I FOUNDONE"
I rearended someone today. The driver gets out of his car and I noticed he was a ******. First thing he tells me was I AM NOT HAPPY. I quickly replied withTHEN WHICH ONE ARE YOU.
A man and a Giraffe go to a bar and get drunk. About 8 hours of drinking the man and the Giraffe decide to take off. The Giraffe is so wasted that he fell andcouldnt get back up. The man takes off running. The bartender runs out and say HEY YOU CANT LEAVE THAT LAYING THERE.. THE DRUNK MAN REPONDED "ITS NOT ALION ITS A GIRAFFE.
A duck walks into a bar. The bartender notices that he has one shoe on. BARTENDER ASK" I SEE YOU LOST A SHOE". The duck replied "NO I FOUNDONE"
I rearended someone today. The driver gets out of his car and I noticed he was a ******. First thing he tells me was I AM NOT HAPPY. I quickly replied withTHEN WHICH ONE ARE YOU.
A man and a Giraffe go to a bar and get drunk. About 8 hours of drinking the man and the Giraffe decide to take off. The Giraffe is so wasted that he fell andcouldnt get back up. The man takes off running. The bartender runs out and say HEY YOU CANT LEAVE THAT LAYING THERE.. THE DRUNK MAN REPONDED "ITS NOT ALION ITS A GIRAFFE.
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good ones.
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What do you call an epileptic in a garden?
Seizure salad.
Seizure salad.
