DUMB Things You've Seen or Heard Vol. Damn, Are People THAT Dumb?

[luong1209]

My co-worker told me one night:

Man buys item, pays $20 cash and rest with debit...Then asks to get $20 cash back from his ATM.

My co-worker was just "

" and handed back his$20.

 

[certifiedsw]

Dumb thing I've seen: http://niketalk.com/topic/228092

 

[jamergrady]

Best story I ever heard

 

[shoedinidc]

Yes...Plenty of dum %## people runnin round..

 

[datprepboivinc3]

Jesus Christ Walked Earth

 

[p charm]

my roommate a couple weeks ago was talking about a new law in "some COUNTRY in england that starts with a U" i was already

but i played along andsaid o yea? what COUNTRY in England? he goes h.o ill look it up, goes on his computer and says, oh it's called UGANDA. He is the dumbest person i have evermet in my life.

 

[myjaysgetrocked]

Originally Posted by DipsetGeneral

Sir Isaac Newton created the first "apple"?

fruit?

 

[35kd]

Kobe is better than LeBron and MJ

 

[luong1209]

Originally Posted by CertifiedSW

Dumb thing I've seen: http://niketalk.com/topic/228092

Wow, you're quite a funny guy. Lulz.

 

[mangudai954]

This woman didnt know where English came from and has never heard of the United Kingdom. Mind you she's in her late 20's and has a masters degree..howis that possible?

 

[doctor knows best]

Originally Posted by p charm

my roommate a couple weeks ago was talking about a new law in "some COUNTRY in england that starts with a U" i was already

but i played along and said o yea? what COUNTRY in England? he goes h.o ill look it up, goes on his computer and says, oh it's called UGANDA. He is the dumbest person i have ever met in my life.

It's so dumb it's funny

Was he actually serious. if so

 

[hugo]

Originally Posted by Luong1209

My co-worker told me one night:

Man buys item, pays $20 cash and rest with debit...Then asks to get $20 cash back from his ATM.

My co-worker was just "

" and handed back his $20.

 

[doctor knows best]

Okay here is mine.


I was watching 60 minutes and they were interviewing a Swiss banker who was exposing the Swiss banks. They talked about how he tried to smuggle diamonds in atoothpaste tube. (He was giving them to a client.)

From 60 Minutes

And as a private banker for UBS, Birkenfeld would help his clients invest, spend and move their money. One example he told us about involved withdrawing cash from a customer's account, buying some diamonds in Geneva and then smuggling them into the U.S. for the client inside a toothpaste tube. Birkenfeld claimed it was legal because the diamonds he said were worth less than $10,000 and didn't have to be declared at customs. "If it was legal why did you put them in a toothpaste tube? I'm having trouble with that," Kroft said. "Oh, it was just a way of carrying them so I wouldn't lose them. Where would you put two diamonds?" Birkenfeld replied. "I think I'd put them in a money belt or I think I'd put them in a case," Kroft said. "It was a one-time event. That's not my business. I just put them in a toothpaste tube," Birkenfeld replied. He told Kroft he wasn't trying to hide the diamonds from U.S. Customs. "Not at all," Birkenfeld said.
The interviewer started laughing when he said it was "just a way of carrying them". How can aperson lie so bad?

 

[kickaddicted]

Girl in 1 of my classes last semester asking if the take home exam was open book.

 

[raptors29]

Originally Posted by CertifiedSW

Dumb thing I've seen: http://niketalk.com/topic/228092

Booo

Last week this girl was asking why my calf muscles are so big, even when I'm standing still. Another girl said, "Maybe because it's coldoutside."

 

[thatdudechris]

lol.. people i swear.. Sometimes Im scared to drive on the same road as these people.. I remember when i worked at the photo section in Walmart some ladybrought me a camera battery and asked me to help her develop the pics off it.

 

[flipnkraut]

Half this damn thread:

http://niketalk.com/topic/228087

 

[tony ayooo]

dude i used to work with at fedex told us this one day...said his dad told him that sex and masturbation were the same thing..bad thing is..the kid believedit..his parents shelter him a lot..hes similar to that wack dude from real world dc..but were loading in the trailer when he told us..and when we realized hebelieved it..this is how we went

we didnt start laughing until we left the trailer..didn't wanna poop in his feelings

 

[masterhammy23]

Originally Posted by 35KD

Kobe is better than LeBron and MJ

 

[blacksheep08]

Originally Posted by CertifiedSW

Dumb thing I've seen: http://niketalk.com/topic/228092

Almost got me.

One girl asked me if a cat purring was the same as it meowing.

 

[03silverbullet]

"...you got indian in ya?"

"no."

"you want some?"

 

[reener]

during this Christmas break i'm at the barber shop and lady walks in asking if their open, theres a huge sign saying they're closed right now the door.

 

[blacklion23]

Originally Posted by masterhammy23

Originally Posted by 35KD

Kobe is better than MJ

Fixed. But that's not dumb, that's an opinion.

 

[getyashinebox]

"Was Armageddon based on a true story?"

 

[a55a5in11]

if deezys payin lebron im payin dwane wade