Dwyane Wade, what part of the game is that!!!!??? UPDATE, WRONG GROUPIE!!!

[sea manup]

if i was a pro athlete i would go to a sperm bank and cop a couple vials, after sex i would secretly dump a vile into a new condom and toss it in the trash next to bed while flushing the real one

when the chick comes back a month later talking about being preggo lulz will be had

 

[gllahone84]

 

 

[ksteezy]

if i was a pro athlete i would go to a sperm bank and cop a couple vials, after sex i would secretly dump a vile into a new condom and toss it in the trash next to bed while flushing the real one

when the chick comes back a month later talking about being preggo lulz will be had

Troll level = 1,000,000,000

 

[servechilled81]

so you just gonna walk around with some dudes splooge in your sock?  you nasty fam

 

[Rootin4EverybodyBlack]

What ppl fail to realize is a LOT of NBA players, rap artists, actors, etc are lame...really, really damn lame.

Shawty had 2 kids already, is a known ***, and you knock her up? Huh? Don't care how bad she is, that's losing ery time.

 

[sea manup]

 
so you just gonna walk around with some dudes splooge in your sock?  you nasty fam

vials, b (at least i think thats what they keep sperm in)

its not like if you go to a sperm bank and ask for some sperm they're going to hand you a wet sock 

 

[servechilled81]

i meant carrying it in your sock as not to crush it.  You really think I thought they're handing out wank socks at the sperm bank?

 

[mytmouse76]

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Its not just about physical beauty

Guys like him meet hot chicks all the time but most of the time they are missing something

Its about a woman, that looks physically beautiful, has a cool vibe, runs near perfect game and has incredible sex game

shouldn't that woman be Gabby/Savannah/Exoduie though? if not you wasting your time getting engaged and later married to her

their women expect them to cheat i'm 99.9% sure of it but having babies is suppose to be off limits

hell they said Gabby was having 3 somes with Wade to keep up and this was one of the girls they were doing it with

 

[mister friendly]

Condoms?

Do you think a woman like this......the first time she's having sex with Wade says "Hey don't use a condom , I want to feel you"?

No....She reverses it around on him and tells him he better wear 2 condoms because she doesn't know what type of **** he is

She probably wont even try to kiss him for awhile. This mind***** him and he gets more interested

A woman like this waits for several encounters til she makes her move. She waits til DWade flew her to some NBA city like Utah then Dwade plays bad and needs some comforting then she gets him to slide it in and now she has him where she wants him/

 

[sea manup]

 
i meant carrying it in your sock as not to crush it.  You really think I thought they're handing out wank socks at the sperm bank?

i mean as a 7 figure athlete im assuming i would be able to find a way to store it in a save portable way

 

[blastercombo]

If I was in the NBA after smashing I'd hire someone to kick the **** out of her stomach. A horrible thing to say but will be worth the 100 bucks later on

 

[Maximus Meridius]

sea manup STOP!

Condoms?

Do you think a woman like this......the first time she's having sex with Wade says "Hey don't use a condom , I want to feel you"?

No....She reverses it around on him and tells him he better wear 2 condoms because she doesn't know what type of **** he is

She probably wont even try to kiss him for awhile. This mind***** him and he gets more interested

A woman like this waits for several encounters til she makes her move. She waits til DWade flew her to some NBA city like Utah then Dwade plays bad and needs some comforting then she gets him to slide it in and now she has him where she wants him/

Dat voodoo, Wade was just powerless?

If I was in the NBA after smashing I'd hire someone to kick the **** out of her stomach. A horrible thing to say but will be worth the 100 bucks later on

 

[sea manup]

dwade is willing to break rondos arm, hit lance with a flying elbow, break kobe's nose in an all star game, kick sessions in the nuts but he wont punch a *** in the stomach 

 

[servechilled81]

 

 
i meant carrying it in your sock as not to crush it.  You really think I thought they're handing out wank socks at the sperm bank?

i mean as a 7 figure athlete im assuming i would be able to find a way to store it in a save portable way

you still gotta handle it whenever you ready to put your little plan in motion

 i would no longer like to carry on this dialogue sir.  I feel ridiculous doing so

 

[sea manup]

 

[aNYone]

 
dwade is willing to break rondos arm, hit lance with a flying elbow, break kobe's nose in an all star game, kick sessions in the nuts but he wont punch a *** in the stomach  

 

[Peep Game]

 

[blastercombo]

If have dudes watch me smash chicks to make sure I do anything I shouldn't. Ayo, yes, but if I was that dumb .... Gotta do it

 

[lamekilla]

Y'all giving these females way too much credit. You're million dollar athlete that can get any woman to do for you. Why aren't you being more selective? I would have broads going through casting calls and call backs to sleep with me. On top of that shooting up the club in a random when you got Gabby Union at home ready to catch spunk in her mouth?? Dude don't know how to juggle broads without making love to em and giving them a baby. Dude said it perfectly before, a lot of these dudes were squares before they got paper. They didn't have the man code instilled in them early on so they get paper and start having women with big butts and smiles ruin their lives.

Wade is a lame, if his outfits weren't indication of it before...

 

[mytmouse76]

Wade is a lame, if his outfits weren't indication of it before...

yep

 

[mugen81]

shouldn't that woman be Gabby/Savannah/Exoduie though? if not you wasting your time getting engaged and later married to her

their women expect them to cheat i'm 99.9% sure of it but having babies is suppose to be off limits

hell they said Gabby was having 3 somes with Wade to keep up and this was one of the girls they were doing it with

Man she was out here like that

 

[bayyrd]

Wade is and I don't feel bad for Gabriel...what goes around comes back around

 

[scarsorscabs]

Yo ain't dwades mom a pastor or something? Wonder what she thinks about this

Love the sinner, hate the sin. They've got ways around everything.

 

[flyerthandelta]

Idc how she look a *** gonna be a *** can't seed up no groupie

 

[aNYone]

We're going in on the girl and Wade but is Gabrielle any better.

She seems like a smart woman who is cognizant of her acting career. 

Shes 41 .... looks 25 but is 41 none the less meaning shes already on a decade of borrowed time

D Wade is a star a no knee cartilage having, bone to bone knee having ,robin to batman being, dirty macking being, horribly dressed star

and she knows that. shes holding on to him for dear life

I wouldn't even be surprised if they were living an "alternative" lifestyle and wade just goofed and got one of the orgy girls pregnant