Ever been caught looking at mass or breasts?

[chosen one]

Happened to me today at work.

Ringing this broad's order up and her DD's were basically calling my name.

They looked like they were being strangled in this tiny shirt she was wearing.

I thought I was slick when I glanced at them.

Lulz when I heard I her say, "Do they look good like this?"

%$#% was mad awkward.

 

[pip777]

At least she didn't trip out about it.

 

[scshift]

Sometimes I'm just reading something off their shirt... they think I'm staring 

 

[6 Rings G.O.A.T.]

All the time.. I just continue to stare.. I don't care if she sees me..

 

[wanksta23]

first day of class last monday, this girl walked passed me in a hallway wearing these nice short shorts, i stared as she passed, looked up, and a girl in front of my caught me

..just as awkward

 

[stonedface]

Girl with amazing mass walking into applebees with her boyfriend.

As my friends and I were walking out we all turned around and mired.

Some random dude walking in was staring too and we all

eachother

 

[samduh562]

Originally Posted by Chosen One

Happened to me today at work.

Ringing this broad's order up and her DD's were basically calling my name.

They looked like they were being strangled in this tiny shirt she was wearing.

I thought I was slick when I glanced at them.

Lulz when I heard I her say, "Do they look good like this?"

%$#% was mad awkward.

 

[atlien seeko]

Au day. Au night. Fo life.

 

[160jordansdeep]

all the time and i dont care

 

[cwrite78]

they arent on display to be ignored.

im looking

 

[thedeek]

Who hasn't?

 

[DCAllAfrican]

OP did you go at her? No reason you shouldn't be sucking on them right now.

 

[purpledino]

What do you guys do when you're talking to some girl with mass cleavage? I'm always using all my effort to look her in the eyes.. sometimes can't even hang

 

[Pathos]

you didn't capitalize off the oppurtunity? She gave you a opening

 

[airedweezy]

Originally Posted by Chosen One

Happened to me today at work.

Ringing this broad's order up and her DD's were basically calling my name.

They looked like they were being strangled in this tiny shirt she was wearing.

I thought I was slick when I glanced at them.

Lulz when I heard I her say, "Do they look good like this?"

%$#% was mad awkward.

pls tell me you got the number she gave you the opening

  

 

[mangudai954]

Originally Posted by Purpledino

What do you guys do when you're talking to some girl with mass cleavage? I'm always using all my effort to look her in the eyes.. sometimes can't even hang

Yea man. There was a girl like that in my computer class like that i mean they're right there..

 

[rko2004]

Originally Posted by Chosen One


Lulz when I heard I her say, "Do they look good like this?"

Should of hit her with "they'd look better with my face buried in them"

 

[sreggie101]

Originally Posted by pip777

At least she didn't trip out about it.

word

when i was younger me and 2 of my boys were at a food joint eating lunch. we were at a table and im facing them eating and talkin and this broad walks by and heads for the door. i turn my head to see whats sam goody and as im staring at that mass this dude apparently following her calls me out loudly like "hey! whatchu lookin at?" i got mad shook honestly so i said i was looking at a passing car. dude starts rollin like "yea w.e" and keeps it moving.

my friends were dying and is their fav story to tell about me at a party

...anyways if what i see is really nice i kinda end up staring. and if they are wearing something very revealing then they already know wassup

 

[Gordonson]

Originally Posted by RetroSan

you didn't capitalize off the oppurtunity? She gave you a opening

Indeed. You could've been Vince Vaughn. GIF-ing those right now.

 

[whyhellothere]

perverts

 

[oidreez]

*%+* you should have been like "they look good to me" or something along those lines

 

[flyjr22]

Originally Posted by airedweezy

Originally Posted by Chosen One

Happened to me today at work.

Ringing this broad's order up and her DD's were basically calling my name.

They looked like they were being strangled in this tiny shirt she was wearing.

I thought I was slick when I glanced at them.

Lulz when I heard I her say, "Do they look good like this?"

%$#% was mad awkward.

pls tell me you got the number she gave you the opening

  

I would have said "they look great" easy response. So what did you say exactly cuz you had to respond?

 

[l0key jeenius]

Originally Posted by Purpledino

What do you guys do when you're talking to some girl with mass cleavage? I'm always using all my effort to look her in the eyes.. sometimes can't even hang

I can only look in their eyes for so long. I always give in. It's inevitable.

 

[zapatohead408]

OP if you didn't motorboat im reporting you to method man.

 

[maddog345]

All the damn time. I could give a rats $#$ who catches me.